Thursday, November 13th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!

Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville

Runners-up:

Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy

Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp

The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76

Posted by: Michael K


Damn, Sienna, what did you... no, WHO did you do this time?!

Sienna Miller Welcome Wagon.

About time we get to see Michael K's place!

BrandyCane's picture

Why is Paris driving a 98 Caddilac??

Oceannia420's picture

Just LQQK at that new roof job!! WOW!!!

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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!

Though reclusive about showing his face pic, Michael K shares his home photo spread with Hello! magazine.

"oh hell no!"

www.googleearth.com/michaelk'shouse

Sharing a vacation rental soon proved to be a bad idea for Paris Hilton and Sienna Miller

DH episode 02.10, "Coming Home"

Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Susan Mayer visits Sienna Miller for a lesson over an afternoon tea, and Lord knows they share the same initials besides the same hobby..

jussayin's picture

haha foreclose this, muthafuckas *throws up the Brooklyn salute to the banks* and repo my car bitches...cuz I ain't paying

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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.

Janny31's picture

Damn, he got her good! Haha!

Wait a minute, that car sorta looks like mine...So does the driveway ... is that my ...? Holy mother of God, THAT'S MY EFFING HOUSE!!!!

Paris finally found her BFF

MissBegotten's picture

When I declared bankruptcy the judge did warn me that Fannie Mae might retaliate, but I never expected this.

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Honestly Officer...

Oh This is the new sienna miller museum of art!

So Sienna Miller decided to keep muraling her house.

Chez Miller.

All I said was you "may" want to get checked...

Suzie Dirtypillows's picture

No matter where she goes, poor Sienna Miller can't catch a break.

John McCain made a brief stop in Wasilla today...

The Whorehoe-mobile knew exactly where to go. Unfortunately it couldn't figure out how to open the garage door.

Bitch house; The haunted mansions urban younger brother.

Staskers's picture

Hey! That's my house!!!

jalynne's picture

Am I the only one who sees the image of Virgin Mary?

Staskers's picture

I love what you've done with the place Michael K.

Staskers's picture

Leave Britany Alone!

Illuminata's picture

I may be a bitch.
I may be a whore.
But one thing I ain't is a HOE.
(I ain't no garden tool.)

jenni-o's picture

the white house year 2025!

Illuminata's picture

The other side of the garage says "I am... Sasha Fierce".

Illuminata's picture

MK, I told you I was going to fuck up your house.

Angie should know better than to leave her return address on the Xmas card she sent Jen.

The Kardashian girls have gone wild and tagged their Los Angeles home with their secret "street" names.

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by Chips on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 11:15pm.
well, i guess the "colored" folk showed Lindsay how much they liked that label....
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Hahaha

Tonight's HGTV Flip This House Special...Promiscuous women with anger issues impersonating garden tools and their PTA neighbors.

John Edwards wife found out where his baby mama lives.

Someone obviously missed the memo on turning hoes into housewives...

always devonly

angel_i's picture

Hef, quite happily, agreed to find a place for Holly to settle down with Criss Angel. Unfortunately, the twins found it too.

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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands

Euromutt's picture

When the local signage company handed Denise Richards their quote, she decided to do her own advertising.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Holy Hell Batman, 500+ comments, good luck MK.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Somebody didn't buy enough Halloween treats...

Why would Cindy do this to Michelle?

Obviously K-Fed is still a little bitter about the divorce

this is the house that crack built.

Somewhere, Clara Meadmore is laughing knowing she'll never have to go through this.

Jennifer you better run and hide, Maddox is coming after you for defacing his saintly mother's house.

finderskeepers's picture

Initially, Poppa Joe didn't take Ashlee's unauthorised pregnancy very well...

i thought Ashley Dupre had retired??? She should really reconsider her advertising techniques.

well, i guess the "colored" folk showed Lindsay how much they liked that label....

so i guess now that the Brits have made it clear Madonna is not welcome back, she WILL be living in New York!