Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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Parasite Hilton moves in ... there goes the neighborhood.
you would have thought Lauren Conrad would have gotten Audrina a better house warming gift....
So, this is what Jenny Aniston meant when she said that John Mayer wasn't going to be talking about her again in public! Guess she showed him!
The dreaded "whoreclosure"
That's what happens when Brit Brit goes to back HOme for the HOlidays!!
Just another day at Sluttyenna Miller's sugar shack
There's a reason why Sarah Palin didn't want to go back to Alaska.
The guys over at Witness Protection were thrilled with their effort to protect Mother Theresa in her own home.
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Wyle E Coyote
'Forgive me chickens, for I have sinned.'
The night after John Mayer cheated on Jennifer Aniston.
Angie, quit taking those damn kids to the art supply store.
Lindsay and Sam's picturesque love nest.
They should really leave Sienna Miller alone.
Sienna Miller's new digs.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Sarah Palin returns home to signs of "support" from fellow Alaskans.
"Thanks for joining us on Hollywood Tours...now, if you look to your right, there you will see the home and car of Hollywood Actress and serial home wrecker Sienna Miller."
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One more reason to clean out the garage enough so you can park inside it.
Tore up from the Whore up.
that's great!
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless you have paint remover.
@Sassy!
I found it!
http://www.myspacebrand.com/funny_pictures/sign-images/_img/signimage11....
Leave my Man $$
Bitch! LOL
thanks angel_i.
This is like a Dave Chappelle episode of Keeping it Real goes wrong.
And then everyone knew where Michael K lived.
Blaaaaakkkkkkeeeee, here I am!
There's Foreclosure and then there's Horeclosure. Now ain't that a bitch!
hahahaha, that's funny!
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but it's another story with their girlfriends.
Submitted by Sassy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:51pm.
not a caption, but what does the left side garage door
say?
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OMG now it's driving me crazy...it might be a name they photoshop smudged out...it's LEAVE MY F-ISS, BITCH. I thought it said Leave you Fugass bitch but that's definitely an "i" there...
♥ ThreadKilla!
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Sherry wasn't a real good speller, but she had a knack for getting the word out.
You can take the ho off the streets, but stay away from her corner!
That's really wrong, especially since Solange is in the basement.
not a caption, but what does the left side garage door say?
Dear Tina, don't mess with Aretha.
Megan Fox's old Tennessee homeplace. Good times.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
HoHan just could not learn the art of cuntilingus. Sam had no choice but to seek tongue performance from her fellow man friends, If only HoHan would have paid attention to her yesteryear's she would have taken it better. Look for her new mug tomorrow y'all.
Beyonce realized a little too late that she should have never, ever let Solange out of the basement.
Shortly after finding her house in this condition, Mommy first mentioned guns and knives to Maddox.
As if Amy Winehouse wasn't attracting her share of attention already.
Since The Pennysaver refused to place an ad for her new legal brothel in Nevada, Shelly made sure that her brothel was well advertised and easily seen.
And that, my friends, is why you never break it off with a graffiti artist.
finally, LOVESANGELINA found MK's house and left him a lovely note. ALL IN CAPS!!!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I didn't know Michael K drove a Cadillac!
Next time on Da real housewives of da hood...Nana finds out her babydaddy is not the father. Latisha's crack vile drops out of her purse at the welfare office, and Laticia vents on the ho that stole her man.
Wow, they sure know how to throw a housewarming party in London! Paris felt right at home.
Local authorities in New Orleans say Jennifer Aniston had the wrong address when she went on a vandalism spree in the city during Pitt and Jolie's last visit.
y'all just some jellis hatas! A mattress and some back breaking hard work and YOURS wouldn't be getting foreclosed....
now tell your husband my mortgage is due!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
A home is merely a reflection of the person living in it. Isn't that right Sasha Fierce?
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There's Foreclosure and then there's Horeclosure. Now ain't that a bitch!
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Honesty isn't always the BEST policy!!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Welcome back to Alaska, Sarah Palin!
Paris really wanted to decorate her house to reflect her true personality. Success!
That whore down the road sure got hers when she moved into God Warriors neighborhood.