Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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after a move to the suburbs, sienna miller thought her shit would be safe from slut-hater taggers...
how wrong she was.
Sienna Miller should have known better than to take Rosetta Getty up on her kind offer to have her house painted for her
I think Jennifer Anderson is taking her hate for Angelina Jolie JUST a tad to far!!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Finally Britney learned how to spell
Blind Item: I Guess, You Guess.
Sienna Miller or Britney's house?
I always thought Siennas house would be nicer.
Looks like Sluttyienna struck again.
Honey, I'm home.
Someone needs to introduce Paris to the P-Touch.
"Bill, was there something you wanted to talk to me about?"
Sienna Miller lives here...
**the life and times of a single chicken**
...Jennifer, this is taking it TOO far! Leave John alone!
Thou shalt not give the neighbors crabs.
Michelle is never going to get the house sold in time to move to Washington.
Outakes from the "Punk'd" bloopers. Episode #31, titled "Wrong house"
Plans for the Paris Hilton Museum and Gift Store are nearing completion. Free antibiotics with paid admission!
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Fuck soccer moms~ George Carlin
Comment overheard on the street
"Well, now ain't this a bitch."
See what happens when a Hilton moves into the neighborhood.
Those shit for brains real housewives of Atlanta will do anything if you call it "classy".
It's nice to see that Travis Barker is feeling better! Funny, I never pegged Shanna Moakler as a Caddie girl either.
MILEY IS SO PROUD OF HER NEW HOUSE, SHE CANT WAIT TO SHOW IT ON MTV CRIBS
Next time on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition
Balthazar Getty's wife joins Ty and the gang to surprise Sienna Miller with a special home-coming gift.
LLEAVVVEE SIENNA ALONE SEIROUSLY!!!!
The police is looking into it. But vandalism isn't the problem: BOTH Sienna Miller and Aubrey O'Day claim this is their house.
Hold up! HOLD UP! It's OK, they're a straight couple. Can't you see the sanctity of their marriage?
{This message was brought to you by the letters: STFU}
Looks like Sienna's at it again.
MOM, I TOLD YOU THE OTHER WOMEN IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD DIDN'T THINK THAT BEING A STRIPPER JUST MEANT YOU WERE FREE SPIRITED!!!
I guess Cloris was realllly happy to see Cheryl Burke voted off DWTS last night....
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"Im totally cereal!"
what happens when you don't pick up the used condoms off your front yard...
why the hell am i here?
This has the stank of jilted girlfriend/or housewife, and home of the 'other woman' all over it.
Heidi Montag reluctantly complies with new truth in advertising laws. Then she had to go buy a 100 foot "douchebag" banner for Spencer's house.
When a man cheats on his woman, the woman somehow finds a way to forgive him and moves on.
When a woman cheats on her man, the man goes out and buys some spray paint and THIS is the result, then he moves on.
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
After a long and tough campaign trail, Sarah Palin arrives home.
UH-OH. Someone call Joe the Plumber; he'll fix that shit up.
Gweneth "Fish Sticks" Paltrow's childhood home. Enough said.
Submitted by Hoolrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:52pm.
Apparently you CAN turn a ho into a housewife
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You can turn a ho into a housewife, but apparently, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Hoolrah on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:52pm.
Apparently you CAN turn a ho into a housewife
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You can turn a ho into a housewife, but apparently, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
This is the kind of household any bitch whore hoe should be raised in. Otherwise that bitch is just frontin'.
Dammit Elena!! I told Tom that I cheated on him and that Jr. wasn't really his ~~ and this is what the fuck`wad did to my property!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
ROFL! Oh my! I love this photo! MK, find the woman that lives there and interview her! I bet she's a DListed reader already! Ahahahahah! Shit, if I didn't imagine MK in a super fly pad already.. I would think for sure this was his house! Ahahah! Haaaaaaaaaa!
If Sienna Miller lived here, she'd be home by now.
Mattels new updated Barbie's Whore House didn't go over very well.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Sweet HOme Alabama...
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Just your local dog breeder...
idiot spelled HORE wrong snorts
McCain visits Palin's house after election
I guess Vicky, Heba, Ed and Brady are still pissed that Amy C. voted with the Black Team.
When Sienna Miller's break-up therapist encouraged her to "express herself through art", he certainly hadn't meant "advertise your services on any blank surface".
Lisa hoped her escort service would take off after spending a fortune on advertisements, but all she got were phone calls for people who needed gardening work.
"I thought Michael K lived in an apartment?"
"Home of the Loose Wimin's Gardening/House Paintin' service" - a free Hoe with every ho!