Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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*** I swear I didn't read Mrs. Potatoheads before posting.... Great minds think alike.
When Mary found out her girlfriend was cheating on her, she started to down vodka to ease her grief. But as her gayelle rage set in deeper and deeper, she decided to break up with her in the loudest, estrogen-est way: Vandalism. It sucks to sober up, because then she realized they lived in the same house and drove he same car since the second date.
{Don't Scare Me I Poop Easily}
1. Most people just put their name on their mailbox but this is extreme!
2. You know the economy is bad when people go to these lengths to advertise!
3. We pay you to drive your car with our company's logo! And for those looking to make extra income we'll even include your house!
Growing tired of giving the Valtrex delivery guy directions, Paris takes the easy way out.
What Jennifer really meant to do when she said "uncool."
It's the only way Paris can find her house.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:53pm.
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors?
hahahahaha.
She's a bitch, house. She's mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:55pm.
oh my god who's house is this?
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It looks to me like this is the residence of Miss Whore Hoe Bitch...or at least that's the name on the car and home.
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Bahahaha! But I think her name is Miss Bitch Whore Hoe.
You think that's bad...you should see Sara's Cunt de Sac.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
In these tough economic times the new Flava of Love season needed to downgrade from their mini mansion.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Give Sienna some credit - she managed the leap from the UK to the US in sizing!
Submitted by gucci on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:55pm.
oh my god who's house is this?
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It looks to me like this is the residence of Miss Whore Hoe Bitch...or at least that's the name on the car and home.
Poor Sienna Miller. You know you're in trouble when the people of Chatsworth, Porn Capital of the World, won't even tolerate your existence.
Jennifer Aniston finally realized someone needed to tell Angelina, it is not okay to sleep with a married man. She decided to tell her how she really feels.
oh my god who's house is this?
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors?
All that's missing from this picture is a New England Patriots cheerleader.
Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups
but you fuck one whore car......
This is what you call getting, StoneGetty'd... and Sienna should be scared...the StoneGettyloonies stop at nothing to preserve the sanctity of other peoples marriages, yo!
I'm glad you finally told us how you really feel, Jen.
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"We all go a little mad sometimes."
~~Norman Bates
The Artist who decorated Sienna Miller's house two months ago decided to stop by it again. Apparently she's not pleased...again.
I see MS-13 is sending out their Xmas cards early this year.
Looks like Sienna Miller is in the neighbourhood!
There is a Matt Lauer / TommyGirl / Glib joke in there somewhere, but I've got nothing.
after hearing about jennifer anistons comments on angeline jolie in vogue, in a fit of rage perez hilton went ballistic on anistons beverly hills home.
Thank you Slitty McSlutterson. ♥ I love your Bob Villa entry.
I said I wanted a "beach house" for my birthday... !!!!
Guy's father gave Madonna a goodbye gift.
Viva La Taco!!
Um, Jen, I hate to tell you this but Angelina's house is actually the one across the street.
Sienna Miller is advertising around Hollywood that she's single again!
Awesome....Somebody finally got a picture of Sienna Miller's new house.Looks like she used Amy Winehouse's decorator!
"This'll teach that fucking Carrie Underwood for calling me fate!" signed: Jessica Simpson
Jennifer Aniston is taking her anger against Angelina Jolie way to far now.
Those Claymates need a new hobby.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:46pm.
This is the last time I hire a company called "Tourettes Painting Service."
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That is freakin' funny!!!!
What made Vince The Sham Wow Guy say "Wow"?
When Billy Mays used his house to test Sharpies new WRITE THE LOUDEST Marker.
(I know, it's bad)
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Rihanna was infuriated when she discovered that Sasha Fierce did this to her house. Wait until she notices the 20 page thesis on bitchwhoreskankness sharpied on her forehead.
Jennifer Aniston really let Angelina know how "uncool" she was for hooking up with Brad while still married to her.
Boy, that Hillary just can't let it go.
"Ho" doesn't have an "e" you SLUTE!
In a parallel universe, the Beckhams quickly blow all their dough on coke and JD and wind up living in Alabama...
Looks like Los Angeles wasn't very welcoming to Sienna Miller.
To Angie From Jen ......UNCOOL!!!!!
Finger licking good!!!!
Looks like Aubrey O'Day redecorated!
- goveypod
Yeh bitch! I saw what you did! Jokes on you though, cuz i live two houses down! FAIL.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Fucking iPhone! I typed HOME Depot.
the DUDE! abides...
Grandma had a hard time explaining to Father Jones why she rolled up to Sunday mass in a 'Whore Hoe' car. She couldn't remember anything after last night's bender.
Santa's getting a little bootay on the side, and Mrs. Claus has finally had enough !
Hoe
Hoe
Hoe !!!!
With a sudden rush of relief (mixed with a tinge of sadness) Michael K. realized he would no longer need a car after his move to the city.