Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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"Michael K, the famous Dlisted blogger, was arrested last night after an altercation and subsequent vandalism incident over Mother's cookies. Apparently, the four year old boy inside this house refused to share."
Nicole Riche preps Paris' house for the bachelorette party
Breaking News: Tony Romo seeks revenge on Carrie Underwood for writing the song "Before he Cheats"
Apparently you CAN turn a ho into a housewife.
Sienna tried a move to the suburbs but she did not go unnoticed.
Jennifer, I don't care what the Google people search results told you, Angelina doesn't live here.
"who's UNCOOL now, bitch?!" cried maddox
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"does this party require clothes?"
- chuck bass
Michael, how did you find out where CHERYL BURKE lives?
"My other car's a hybrid"
*Gasp*
How dare you use my Christian name!
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" I don't have an attitude problem.... You have a perception problem..."
Don't ever, ever, EVER refer to it as a "Mussy."
This is the last time I hire a company called "Tourettes Painting Service."
angelina thought she pay jen back for her vogue interview with the help of spray paint
This is what happends when Tameka Johnson finds her man's car all up in your driveway.
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What Jenifer Ainston dreams of doing to Angelina Joli's chateau in France.
Looks like Atlantic City is trying to get even more of Vegas's business.
Who knew Sienna Miller even had a car...
Ireland Baldwin! if you're going to screen your fucking calls, then you leave daddy with no other way of getting through to you!
101 Crackie Blvd., Compton and 1982 Chevy Celebrity.
Connected on March 12, 1996.
Matched on 27 different levels.
Thanks E-Harmony
If These Walls Could Talk...
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Sweet! No need for Craiglist personals tonight!
the DUDE! abides...
In the 90's crack houses were the enemy. In the age of the whore we now have to be concerned with hoe houses.
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Now we know where Michael K really lives! There is no hiding now!
I don't think the bank is going to take back this house. That's one way to get out of foreclosure.
Huh, I'll bet they save tons of money on advertising.
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Jen felt that her statement in Vogue didn't adequately express her feelings about Angelina.
Damn! Don't run out of Halloween candy in this hood!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sarah Palin's pad. I'd blame John McCain for this, but it's missing "CUNT."
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
The Cadillac paint job Mary Kaye gives to her sales reps not making their numbers.
C'mon, she has a rundown crib and a Caddy. Did you ever think anything else BUT "ho"?
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
ummm.. hello ? MTV ? This isn't what I meant by Pimp My Ride. or my crib, for that matter.
Personal ad...UR doin it wrong!
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
I'm guessing she didn't ever realize the literal meaning of 'park the car in the garage'...
Lady Ga Ga retaliates after noticing Aguilera's sad attempt to rip off her style.
See, this is why Sarah Palin was from Alaska and only flies private jet. When the 10 foot tall snow drifts finally thaw for only a couple days of the year, the real cover-up stories begin.
>Mike's my Pusha'<
Shauna was riding high after getting free mustache rides from the hot mullet man she met at the bar.
Until his white trash wife dropped by to remind her that shit ain't free
This is what happens when community colleges offer degrees in advertising.
For sale by owner: Spacious ranch home in a nice neighborhood. Motivated seller.
For more information, write michaelk@dlisted.com
Listing number 42696842
Looks like Sienna Miller bought a house in the hood.
One of Cindy McCain's summer homes.
Sienna's real estate investments are on the up at least.
Thank goodness for Enterprise Car Rental - they had a vehicle that fit my needs to a "T", nevermind the free pick-up!
OWNED!
This time little Tina and Billy's mommy didn't seem quite so bitter when she dropped the them off for their weekend with daddy and his new girlfriend.
When the wife's away, everyone knows exactly where in the world Matt Lauer is.
Sienna Millers first house.
Michael, please stay out of my bushes.
Lindsay brings home just one little bought of Chlamydia and SaMan just goes ape shit…
For the love of God, LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:08pm.
"El B! Quit posting made up links! Rude!" - KD
Cute, aint they!! You clicked!!
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maaaaaybe, maaaaybe not. You DON'T know for sure.
hard to believe you're called el bastardo. (eye roll)
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
This has Sienna Miller written all over it!
The new Just Jared HQ had a bit of a face lift when Anniston started with the 'uncool' stuff.
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