Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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Well officer, i asked her nicely to pick up the dog poo twice.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
After all the trash-talk about "Shitsburg", PA, Sienna Miller thought she was safe there. Alas, she was not.
Sienna's Home!
Sarah Palin returned to Alaska only to find John McCain had already paid a little visit.
Thanks! This way, I know which car and house are mine when I'm wasted!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:08pm.
"El B! Quit posting made up links! Rude!" - KD
Cute, aint they!! You clicked!!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Wow - Jen Anniston is taking this feud with Angie Jolie a bit too far.
First they graffiti Jim Morrisons headstone, now Mother Teresas house, when will it end?
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
"El B! Quit posting made up links! Rude!" - KD
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
"...And the next stop on The Whorehouse Tour, to your left is the childhood home of Sienna Miller!"
Guy Ritchie once again failed to follow Vadge's rule #890, Guy Ritchie may never again masturbate while watching Vadge's death scene in "Evita".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by acerem on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:03pm.
guess it wasn't a good idea for Balthazar to stay over Sienna's.
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at least not for him to park his P.O.S.
out front LOL
It was all fun and games until the Cunt Garage found out what had happened.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Sienna Miller gets a warm "welcome home" greeting, Alabama-style.
NO MORE Sienna Miller jokes PLEASE - they've all been posted already.
thank you.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
They forgot: SLUT!
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
And here I thought Michael K lived in NYC!
*Life's a bitch and so is my dog!*
guess it wasn't a good idea for Balthazar to stay over Sienna's.
Wish you were here, bitch.
What I wish I could do to my whore sister's house....
too bad you can't see the other garage wall, that's tagged with "Bagina!!"
I don't know where THAT spelling ever came from LOL
Someone forgot to bring their Baby Wipes out on a date with Terrence Howard.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
That Aniston's at it again.....
Maddox reminds Jennifer Aniston that it's "uncool" to talk bad about his Mommy. "Bradaglina Rules"
I still breastfeed all my children. The extra nutrients have made them creative and artistic, and so respectful too! Now get me some more gin.
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One nation once again!
Someone's on Santa's naughty list, I see.
Submitted by sienna miller on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:55pm.
THE FUCK IS YUR GUYZ PROBLEM??
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Becuz Benji Madden is MINE!
But even I won't tussle Paris for him.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Rob Pattinson should've NEVER let that pic of him licking his costar's face get leaked...
Jennifer Aniston strikes again!
What Jennifer really meant in that Vogue article.
THE FUCK IS YUR GUYZ PROBLEM??
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"I'll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together." -- MK
Hey, I thought Mary Kate's house would have a bridge over it.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
The whole country threw Casey Anthony a good bye party.
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Crawford, TX residents roll out the red carpet to welcome Dubya home
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Adrienne Bailon will do anything to get attention. First it was fake "leaked" pics, and now it's fake graffiti on her own house.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Upon returning to Kansas, Dorothy found that spending so much time with 3 males had left her with a reputation.
Sucks to be Papa Simpson's mistress, Jessica doesn't like sharin'.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Bitch House! Now in five locations! Come see our newest digs at 4th and Elm. When you just gotta have it, there's no place like Bitch House. Now serving the eastside with our Whore-Hoe delivery-mobile!
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Oh my God, that feels great!
Sienna Miller should have thought twice before going after the likes of Benji Madden.
PS. I love it when people spell ho like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
A sneak peek at the CW's new series coming out, starring Eddie Izzard and Sienna Miller.. yep, you guessed it .. The Bitches.
So THIS is where all the Disney stars come from.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
I didn't know Paris got a new car.
Revenge is a dish best spraypainted on.
The Brangeloonies once again attack Jennifer Anniston's house.
Michael K didn't believe me when I told him Sienna Miller had moved in across the street.
Susie's neighbors know very well that McDonald's isn't the only place where billions have been served.
The new and improved home of Sienna Miller. The home is located on the corner of hoe and homewreck.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:46pm.
at least she's giving everyone a fair warning.
If you let your man or your children venture into her yard, Jolie will claim them as her own.
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HAHAHAHA! I like it!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
This was the last thing Michael K wanted to see after he woke up with a sore ass and cracking hangover...
Submitted by rainey on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:31pm.
FUCK DAT I DON LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MA PHONE
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jes keepin it realz LOL