Thursday, November 13th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!

Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville

Runners-up:

Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy

Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp

The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76

Posted by: Michael K


whydafuckwhatdafuck's picture

The new Mickey Mouse Club thanks to Miley Cyrus...

Home values continue to plummet as Sienna Miller moves her vagina into the neighborhood.

jojo71

Before Kanye started his blog, this was how he expressed himself.

Anonymousfckr's picture

sienna can't find her shit unless she tags it.

Sheryl Crone's picture

Looks like Vern Yip went from Ty Pennington's BACKside to his BADside! Snap! Extreme "It's Over!"

She's a BITCH House mighty mighty, I heard she lets it all hang out.

Anonymousfckr's picture

once again sienna had to move...

Extreme Home Makeover: Sienna Miller Edition

j_travoltas _missing _hair _piece's picture

I see sienna miller found a house here in the states.

ifuckinglovethisshit's picture

Sienna Miller can't even live in the U.S. No wonder she said fuck it and just moved back home.

FUCK DAT I DON LIKE PEOPLE PLAYIN ON MA PHONE

Somewhere, a chola is without her eyebrows cuz some bitch stole her man.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

That Mr. Rodgers was full of crap.

Whose husband did Sienna Miller sleep with now?

El Bastardo's picture

It just didnt fool Jack the Ripper, somehow he knew it was a police set-up, clever fellow!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i

Somewhere, a chola is weeping because of all that wasted eyebrow product.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Be it every so slutty... there's no place like home.

Hey look who moved in... the Girls Next Door!

Maniston tells Angelina how she really feels.

Bus driver! Move that bus!

DUDE's picture

Damn realestatists blaming the house just because they're being foreclosed upon.

the DUDE! abides...

WTFOMGLOL's picture

this for all who wanted to see where the puppies in the webcam link actually live ... here ya go..

en-joy.

All that work and effort and they couldn't even spell HO right!!!!

Visiting her childhood home always brings back fond memories for Sienna Miller.

Stan Hooper's picture

Sienna Miller tries to make a new life, but the writing was on the wall that this time was not going to be any different.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

did ANYONE forget to RSVP for Sienna Miller's Housewarming Party?

Kelkundici's picture

"Your Honor, I would like to buy a vowel."

ChiChiP's picture

I for one, just love what you’ve done with the place. It’s subtle, yet still makes a statement.

Nicole was in town and thought she's say "Hi!" to Paris. Hi!

snarla's picture

Wasilla residents throw Sarah Plain a well earned welcome home party.

New series on Bravo: Real Housewives of Atlanta meets Extreme Makeover Home Edition.

oh! it's about a hoe! who knew one could be so passionate about gardening tools.

Sienna Miller sued the tabloids and she got was this lousy house.

lea8199's picture

This beautiful mansion is the home of Michael K

loozer's picture

Carrie Ann learned the hard way - You Don't Mess With Cloris!

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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

WTFOMGLOL's picture

The whole thing that started this hot mess:

The bumper sticker that reads "Honk if you love Sexy Jesus".

Three years, a restraining order and countless hair dolls later... Jennifer Aniston is never going to let this thing go.

CountKikula's picture

Okay, Jen. We understand. You hate Angelina.
But don't you think that writing on Billy Bob's house just because he used to be close to her is taking it a bit overboard?

The entire town of Wasilla applies to be on "Extreme Makeover Home Edition."

Jennifer Aniston's revenge - chapter 2.

xerquina's picture

Aniston went all out on the Saint's secret hideaway.i knew that 'uncool' remark was just the tip of the iceberg.

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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Madam Pince's picture

Well, this brings new meaning to the term "bitch slap."

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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."

jazzfish_77's picture

If Angelina was a house, Brad was car (who parked in her garage), and Jen's anger was spray paint - John Mayer would still just be a stupid tree standing off to the side.

annobanano's picture

I really hate vanity houses.

Lory's picture

MY HOUSE MADE IT TO DLISTED! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.

ronnyk's picture

After taking it balls deep with A-Rod, Michael K finally got Madonna's attention.

El Bastardo's picture

False advertising. I burnt my dick on the exhaust and THEN caught it in the letterbox!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i

The C word's picture

Hey it’s still better than living in a Bastard Condo and taking the Slut bus.

:P

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Never work just for money or for power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night.

Sarah Palin spent time decorating the house she is going to gift her daughter after the shotgun wedding.

Jeebusss's picture

Redneck Facebook

Brenda Walsh finally got her revenge on Kelly Taylor.