Thursday, November 13th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 12th!
Why didn't Miss Whore Hoe Bitch just simply write her name on the outside of her mailbox like her neighbors? - Sluttsville
Runners-up:
Joke's on you cause this bitch can't read! - Missy
Damn! Sienna Miller just moved to the US and it happens again. Pack your ho bags, Antarctica's up next...you can't spray paint igloos. - diggerdp
The bumper sticker on this car reads: My Other Ride Is Yo Man. - LaBoss76
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Are you going to see the remake of the whororror film...Last Whore House on the Left?
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
That house gives good hea.....roof!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
The house must have good bones
the DUDE! abides...
not a caption but...this is hilarious. I dreamt of doing this once. Needless to say this made me laugh today
"Hope you got a big garage, cause I'm gonna park my Whore Hoe car in it."
gives a whole new meaning to "neighborhood watch" doesn't it?
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 2:51pm.
This is how real cholla's text.
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FTW!
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Latarian Milton was here.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
When Lindsay advised Ali that she should follow her steps from the bitch house, to the crack house, to the big house, she did not mean literally.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
This is what happens when you breastfeed a kid until they're 8.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass" - Cordelia Chase, Buffy
I love JRM!!!!
Wow, Lynn's Kentwood estate doesn't look so big once you're close up.
its bruce bitches...
Maddox Jolie Pitt gets his revenge on jen aniston
Looks like Sienna Miller's back in town.
its bruce bitches...
this is what happens when Jen Aniston thinks what you did was "uncool"..
I guess Beyonce's not too happy that Solange moved out of the basement and into a place of her own...
The downside of constructive criticism.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
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A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
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The townsfolk in Alaska were eagerly awaiting to show Sarah Palin how much they had missed her.
She had no problem finding Paula Abdul's house...
-Skip
even the bunny ranch is going through tough times in this shitty economy.
Angelina: "What Jen did was really uncool."
Balthazar Getty really wanted to end this with Slutty Miller, what better way to do so then this way?
Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:07pm.
That car IS a slut! Always pulling in and out of that garage!
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hahahahahaha missy
John McCain's campaign aides look back with satisfaction before disappearing into the night.
Banksy's early work was crude and his grandmother really didn't appreciate it being on her house, but it got the message across.
Geez, you'd think the local brothel could afford to put up some proper signage.
Desperate and broke, Bob Vila agrees to host "This Old Whore House" on PBS.
After losing her glasses, Dawn Weiner needed a large space to practice her spelling, and Lotita's house was just perfect.
Michael K's palace, where all the D-listed, X-rated, and KY-ed action goes down.
Not kidding, the same thing happened to my friends mom who cheated on her husband. Except I think they just did that to her car.
That car IS a slut! Always pulling in and out of that garage!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
How does one go about decorating a whorehouse?
Yes, Paris, I mean you!
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Curb appeal
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Directions to Ex-Wife's House:
Take Main Street South, turn right at Baker street and you can't miss it.
welcome home, sienna!
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Sienna's Miller house?
So I see Ty Pennington did join The Bad Girls Club.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
Sienna Miller wasted no time finding herself a new man upon moving to Detroit.
Sienna Miller really can't move anywhere...
I have deduced that a female dog that can drive a car and enjoys gardening lives here.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Bitch house, in the middle of our street
Bitch house, in the middle of our ...
Bitch house it has a crowd
There's always something happening
And it's usually quite loud
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
On a very special episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition . . .
Bitch house?! What about that slut lawn???
Submitted by michelehbc on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:00pm.
Where do you live?
The Bitch House. It's easy to find.
Just look for the whore-mobile parked out front.
Good one. Hahahaha!
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Unless you call "cracking your cocyx" an orgasm! angel_i
Looks like Michael K's house got raided again.
Yeah, you should see it at night. The car goes in and out and in and out of that garage. Then a bunch of fluid comes out the tailpipe and it stops!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Sienna Miller relocates to the suburbs.
Sienna Miller thought she'd be safe in the quiet suburbs of the midwest, but after she fucked every dude in a 10-mile radius, the Piggly Wiggly ladies got their revenge.
Things have changed at the Crawford ranch since George W. Bush last visited.
NeNe's real house in Atlanta.