Wednesday, November 12th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

The election is over, yet the Obama Girl still exists. And what is she doing with that pooch?! - Hollywood Tuna

Miley Cyrus
is looking a little crackhead-ey in the eyes - Just Jared

Kristen Bell hard at work filming...in a bikini....in Bora Bora - Egotastic!

Jules, the world's most lifelike robot can speak. Hold me... - Towleroad

Lydia Hearst topless and doing it with a bear rug (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Adrienne Bailon is a dumb bitch liar with a piece of caca on her ass - IDLYITW

There will not be a SATC movie unless SJP says so - Popsugar

Shania Twain is back! - Lainey Gossip

Fuggie Fug gained some chunk to play a hooker - Hollywood Rag

Xtina can't hold her liquor - Cityrag

Posted by: Michael K


stake_spike's picture

Now it's Kim's turn to blame Jessica.

miso-horny's picture

Obama girl ..go the fuck away! No one cares. I hate her with the heat of a thousand suns.

Perhaps fishing for an invite to the Inaugural Ball..NOT!

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happyface's picture

Gosh, some people in here are harsh about what they call "fat". Anyway, I'm surprised she didn't resurface earlier.

Cunty LaRue's picture

Yikes. Looks like Obama girl has been celebrating with half gallon tubs of ice cream.

la coocaracha's picture

Obama was really pissed when she wrote that song. He said she should of thought of his wife and kids first, and he said it with no humor!!! He was mad serious yo!

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Morrissey's picture

Hey, look! It's a decent-looking Kim Karmrsdashian!

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ClooneyisMahBoo's picture

Hey Obama Girl, take a breath and stop sucking in your stomach. Trashy ho.

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Hekki's picture

Submitted by madam s.: "That "Obama Girl" ho is so fucking trashy and she needs to go the hell away immediately. She's an embarrassment to herself."

No doubt. I'd be pissed if some twat were doing stuff like that about my husband. Even if my husband thought she was a dirty trashy ho, I'd be disturbed because I don't trust ANY man faced with free pussy.

barelybeagle's picture

That robot is just all kinds of wrong!!!

Sluttsville's picture

Isn't this Cheetah girl around 25? Maybe she's trying to find a way to jump over to the Pussycat Dolls.

Sluttsville's picture

Patty Hearst must be so proud of her daughter, Lydia. Most girls pose nude to earn money, and then there's Lydia, who does it just for the hell of it.

Coffy1978's picture

Are we even surprised that Cheetah Girl lied?

Following in the footsteps of slut whore Kim Kardashian. Adrienne get some new friends and some class, honey!!

Morrissey's picture

It makes me fucking depressed that Shania Twain is getting divorced.

I don't like her kind of music, but I remember reading about their courtship way back when, and the whole thing seemed... really real.

Shit sucks, hobags suck.

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NYC_Lady's picture

That robot is scaring me. Now I'm afraid it's going to come after me in the hallway or on a dark street at night. Robots should be hunks of metal that look like machines; they should not look human.

Sluttsville's picture

Christina drunk...well that explains the bad hair. All is forgiven now.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

AND Miley's gonna go Britbrit in THREE, TWO, ONE!...

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Hooch rag best step off my man...

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parissucksliterally's picture

really? the Cheetah Girl did that for ATTENTION?!

no way.

*rolls eyes*

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Left here on my own or so it seems
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But someone's locked the door and took the key
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Bondagebarbie's picture

Miley looks like she is doing speed,yuck,someone carbo load this ho fast.
Lydia Hearst is smoking,love this girl.
Bailon is an idiot and looks very stupid,the pics were not even worth it.....dumb.
Fuck SATC,I want a Square Pegs movie!
Twain still dresses like she shops at GoodWill.
Fug is morphing into Kirstie Alley and its def not a good thing.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 11/12/2008 -
- Please, she is the pee pee sex hooker.
She needs to free Josh, they ain't never gettin' married
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WORD!
and now a fat, pisser is coming my way. Before Vadge. Thank G'd my gays are taking me to Kylie Minogue this weekend...

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platypus's picture

Obama girl is such a fucking butterface
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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So I looked at the Miley Cyrus pics on JJ. Then I got distracted by a blog ad for a Lifetime Movie starring John Stamos in a film based on a true story! "The Two Mr. Kissells", wow.

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Christina holds her drink better than most bitches *coughtunfitneycough* and it's not like she's out every single night.

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Submitted by wolfyMan on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:57pm.

I love Bitch House! LOL!

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Miss Priss's picture

KD-Let's go to da beach or something! lol

Jeffro, Thanks love

I wanna bang something alright...or someone. lol

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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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Fuggie Fug gained some chunk to play a hooker.

- Please, she is the pee pee sex hooker.
She needs to free Josh, they ain't never gettin' married.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

I love Bitch House! LOL!

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And I get backstairs, and go out through the shed
And I pound on that drum like it was the boss's head

Because I don't want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I don't want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day

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Submitted by missy on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:21pm.

wooo miley does look cokey!! big pupils witha huge bright flashbulb?!?! let the whorin and cokin begin!
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Xtina can't hold her liquor - Cityrag
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Yet another Boo-Boo that will be raised by Nannies.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 3:35pm.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrh FUCK
Im bored
Im tired
I don't wanna work

I wish I was in Bora Bora too, Salem. Instead I'm in a boring ass office, it's cold outside and I'm at Bored Bored. Sucks
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Mish's picture

Obama girl has a flat Paris ass. it's wide, but flat. how unfortunate.

M.E.'s picture

*shits AND pisses self*

Jujuju.......Jules scares the fuck out of me.

*cries*

Clarisse's picture

Wow. Christina drunk. Imagine that.

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senoritame's picture

Miley has the birth control face bloat thing going on. If you are gonna let your daughter date a 20 year old you better put her ass on birth control!

off topic, thanks to you fellow clowns for tearing up the lyrics to "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" last week...I just heard David Cook's version and am cracking up!

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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"

Oh joy, Saliva Twain is back on the scene. I thought we were rid of the Britney of country music? For fuck's sake we had to take Chestica...enough already!

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Miss Priss's picture

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrh FUCK
Im bored
Im tired
I don't wanna work

I wish I was in Bora Bora too, Salem. Instead I'm in a boring ass office, it's cold outside and I'm at Bored Bored. Sucks

Carry on!

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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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Christina looks like she'd be a bitchy drunk. Bitchy drunks aren't that fun.

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Miss Thang's picture

OMFG that vid of Jules the robot is freaking me the hell out.;. I'm gonna show it to my high roommate

Reggie's picture

Aww, I love Obama Girl. And she's dressed as Super Obama Girl there.

Jules was pretty fucking stupid. And fake looking too.

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Salem13's picture

Who the fuck is Lydia Hearst? And why the fuck is her ugly ass famous?

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madam s.'s picture

That "Obama Girl" ho is so fucking trashy and she needs to go the hell away immediately. She's an embarrassment to herself.

kdracofan's picture

good for Shania Twain!

and Xtina should be worries about 'holding' her kid and nothing else....

o and

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That robot is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. I don't want to leave the apartment now.

Miss Thang's picture

Wow, Xtina I'm impressed. I'd party with that bitch anytime.

TOPANGA's picture

-Obama girl is a whore, Miley Cyrus is a whore, and that Adriane Bailon is Mickey Mouse whore wasn't fooling anybody with her staged Motel 6 leaked internet photos.

-Did MK mean Fergi looks like a hooker who gained some chunk?

-Christina drunk is hilarious but Christina looking like a tranny and being drunk at the same time is even funnier. Does that girl not own a mirror?!

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Salem13's picture

Somebody kill that stupid ugly ass Obama Girl. UGH

"Adrienne Bailon is a dumb bitch liar with a piece of caca on her ass"

LOL!

I wanna go to Bora Bora :( or Jamaica.

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

Awwww, Obama Girl! She's cute, I like her.

Christina Aguilera needs to be stopped. Needs to go to the gym, go to a health food store, or go join the circus. She is RUINING everything she worked for. Lady GaGa, however, is amazing. I think maybe Xtina wasn't Xpecting GAGA to make it so big over here and thought she could rip off her style. Sad.