A Match Made In Eyebrow Heaven
Taylor Swift recently said that 19-year-old Joe Jonas dumped her squinty ass over the phone not too long ago and now it looks like he has already moved on to an older woman. And older woman who can appreciate a pair of brilliant brows. Taylor probably couldn't open her little eyes wide enough to see Joe's glorious eye hair and he was sick of it! He wanted her to love him for his brows!
Some source told People that Joe Jonas is dating 22-year-old actress Camilla Belle. I know her ass from that "When A Stranger Calls" remake. They met on the set of a Jonas Brothers music video and it's been love at first eyebrow sight ever since.
The source said, "They are not public about it but they've just been hanging out with their friends and Joe's brothers. They are very private about it."
Just hanging out with friends? Yeah, right. They probably spend hours alone, caressing each other's eyebrows, softly brushing them and carefully plucking each hair. Together, this dynamic eyebrow duo can change the eyebrow world forever. Shit. Maybe they can get married, adopt Raven and help her with her eyebrow issues!
Aww..I love their eyebrows..wish I had thick ones...ex chola
She looks like one of those Hispanic women who can grow thicker mustaches than I can.
Thick eyebrows are hot for the late 00's. Lourdes, him, her and many more...
i love it!
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
I just want to punt him in the nuts.
What a douuuuuchebaaaahg!
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
She's been out and about with the Beautiful Robert Pattinson ..Joe Jonas HUGE downgrade yuck..
That bitch does have some squinty eyes. She sort of reminds me of a possum.
Anyway Camilla couldn't do better? I mean seriously this is the girl who's starred in such classics as "Practical Magic", "Little Princess" and "The Ballad of Jack and Rose". She should not be dating some Disney star.
whats really scary is if u femm up the jonas kid with a lil bit of lippy, orange tan stuff and red lippy he would be the spitting image of CB!
I get the feeling that they both said "Tweezerman" for the What are your hobbies? section on eHarmony.
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Honestly Officer...
She's lovely, but she looks like she draws those things on in charcoal.
I don't get the hype around the Jonas Brothers, but I'm not an eleven-year-old girl, so it might just be beyond my level of comprehension.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Jonas brothers are talentless and ugly.
Submitted by choochifrito on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 10:26pm.
Camilla Belle looks like Chris Noth
Yes, when CN was young & hot.
Camilla looks more like a man than Joe does.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Camilla Belle looks like Chris Noth
She can do better!
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Candlejack is back!
I just Googled this girl and she looks cute in every single pic. The Jonas bro goes from super sweet Taylor to this sweet chick, no wonder he has diabetes.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sheeps, it's just a coinkydink...hee hee. But, I'm more belle than she (So = southern, belle, that is.)
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
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Submitted by SoBelle on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 9:49pm.
Hmmm. *scratching chin* I see a similarity to your name. Is she less belle than you?
Yes, Sheeps, her middle name is Belle and that's what her friends and family call her, Belle.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
Camilla's true last name: Routh.
Camilla Belle was also in the remake of The Little Princess (an old Shirley Temple movie). She is absolutely gorgeous and, from what I hear, a really sweet girl. So far, Hellwood hasn't tainted her...yet. Hope she doesn't turn into another Megan Fox.
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"Fiddle-dee-dee. War, war, war. This war talk's spoiling all the fun at every party this spring. I get so bored I could scream."
☼ ☼ ☼ Scarlett O'Hara ☼ ☼ ☼
I like the Jonas Brothers unironically and that makes me sad.
lol When a Stranger Calls girl. They do both have some insane brows.
I just hope that my girl Taylor finds someone better than this douche.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
She's totally hot. Have no idea who she is, but who cares? The Jonas boy wants to bang Zac Efron anyway. What a waste.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
she is going to pop his cherry and move on.
She's hot. He's not. And who the fuck are the Jonas Brothers?
What is the appeal of the Jonas brothers ? Can someone explain it to me ? They look so generic.
She's the same girl in one of those Jurassic Park movies! She was eaten by a bunch of little dinosaurs lmao
She's too pretty for him. Is it me or does he look like Zach Quinto who plays Sylar or Gabriel on Heroes?
They share the same values? Is that virginity?
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NO WAY! She is too gorgeous and too much woman for this so-called virgin twat.
Limp Dick
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Bye! Good
"Sliquid? What is this Sliquid that you speak of? And more importantly, where can I buy it? "
Amazon.com, of course. Buy a 12 pack of cockrings --yes, they have them too-- and get free super-savers shipping.
cock-a-doodle-freakin'-doo.
Island girl- you made my fucking day lady with the abuse of uttering the words cock ring over and over-
Viva chica de isla!
xoxo's to all dlister sluts.
must peace out and get some work done already :)
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:56pm.
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Sliquid? What is this Sliquid that you speak of? And more importantly, where can I buy it?
:)
Isn't that the gay Jonas Brother?
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Submitted by M.E.: "Yesterday in the car, I was listening to the only radio station that plays current music. Anyway, I was annoyed by the string of annoying pop music, so I inserted Metallica's "Master of Puppets" tape and my 5 year old was like "YRAH!" and started banging his head."
That is too damn funny. I like that kid.
Island Girl, lmao (I think you just like saying COCK RING, LOL)I think they slip them on and off w/KY or Sliquid.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:24pm.
I'm having problems with the internets period. Sites will claim they can't be loaded all effwording day long, and anything on youtube takes years to load.
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word to the wise - don't click on el bastardos links. he's funning us.
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"I'm going to be like a nun - except better dressed. And no church crap." - Pascalle
Thanks angry mom! I'm adding Mr. Show to my Netflix queue.
Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:48pm.
Momus! I is sorry if I contributed to yous gettin in troubles.
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No problem. He has no sense of humor anyway. I believe that he is secretly envious.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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DeeDee, hellz yeah! :)
Mr.Show is fine television.
I recommend the complete series which was far too short :)
they look like they are related
Island Girl! awesome! the joy should be spread...My mom wouldn't even know what one is :)
Momus! I is sorry if I contributed to yous gettin in troubles.
xo's for all
COCK RINGS!
OMG YES! The JB are so flicking hairy!!! But Taylor Swift has squinty eyes and sharp looking chompers. But Camilla and Joe both have the personality of drying paint so they deserve each other! The only cute JB is the little one Nick.
http://nocheezplease.blogspot.com/
Momus,
Duly noted! =)
This is off topic, but cock cock rings leads me to cock, which leads me to sexy time thoughts which lead me to Robbie Williams...
Mmmmmm...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5gDG_vSvko
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
How cute! Here is one couple that actually makes sense to me.
angry mom: Is this video from Mr. Show?
angry mom, I just forwarded that vid to everyone I know. Well, not my mother. She's more into butt plugs.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:40pm.
Cock rings make people happy!!!
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With the possible exception of Clara Meadmore, the centarian virgin.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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She's pretty but there's no way she's 22!
Island Girl! Agreed I can't get enough of cock rings and that old sketch...anytime some one dares utter the words COCK RING that is what I think of- Bob Odenkirk, chicken suit, pheasent in a glass, dusty cock rings!!!!
LMAO! I really makes me happy too.
good times
Dee, its genuius isn't it?
Cock rings make people happy!!!
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