A Match Made In Eyebrow Heaven
Taylor Swift recently said that 19-year-old Joe Jonas dumped her squinty ass over the phone not too long ago and now it looks like he has already moved on to an older woman. And older woman who can appreciate a pair of brilliant brows. Taylor probably couldn't open her little eyes wide enough to see Joe's glorious eye hair and he was sick of it! He wanted her to love him for his brows!
Some source told People that Joe Jonas is dating 22-year-old actress Camilla Belle. I know her ass from that "When A Stranger Calls" remake. They met on the set of a Jonas Brothers music video and it's been love at first eyebrow sight ever since.
The source said, "They are not public about it but they've just been hanging out with their friends and Joe's brothers. They are very private about it."
Just hanging out with friends? Yeah, right. They probably spend hours alone, caressing each other's eyebrows, softly brushing them and carefully plucking each hair. Together, this dynamic eyebrow duo can change the eyebrow world forever. Shit. Maybe they can get married, adopt Raven and help her with her eyebrow issues!
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LMAO (and in trouble with the boss for it).
Only here can folks talk about boy bands, unibrows, and cock rings all in the same thread.
Viva la freedom of speech!
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LMFAO angry mom! New and used cock rings! Miles and miles of cock rings.
angry mom, for some reason it makes me very happy. :-)
I'm sorry. There ain't no way those Jonas boys are virgins. Rich, pubescent and chicks all around? Yeah right. They be fucking already.
Besides, Camilla is what 22? Well she wants dick I'm sure
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
COCK RINGS-cock rings-COck RIngs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE
wow I can sleep well tonight knowing I said cock ring at least 50 times today
more kisses for momus!
My son has Amassed a mighty fine meerkat collection I have to say over the last few months...none have that priceless look of your avie though :)
Submitted by madam ex on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:27pm.
Fuck the Jonas brothers, I think they secretly all fuck each other anyway.
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With cock rings? :) Sorry, I seem to have gotten off on a tangent.
You're right zomay. I hope the new boy band is named "The Boner Brothers."
MADAM EX!!!!!!! FUCKING HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
Wow. They're both incredibly untalented and boring. Not to mention they look like brother & sister! Fun!
DeeDee on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:21pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:57pm.
Anyone want to start a guess the length of the Jonas Brothers career pool? I am going to guess they are cool for another 2 years.
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ITA zomay. Another 2 years if they stay together. But once the break up I'm sure we will be stuck with their tales of drug addiction, rehab shenanigans, straight-to-video movies, and eventually their stint in DTWS for the rest of our lives
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Of course by then, Disney will have a new boy group to pimp. :)
Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:07pm.
You get to keep Mom Card.
If anyone tries to take it from you, they'll have to answer to us.
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Taylor Swift is adorable and talented for such a young girl. He did her a favor. Fuck the Jonas brothers, I think they secretly all fuck each other anyway.
LCT
your avvie is making me moist.
So anyway you current mothers of tweens, never fear, I spent five years listening to fucking in sink, gag.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Island Girl! That sound fitting, They should be forced to wear crappy chicken suits and carry a large potato sack with COCK RING clearly marked on the front a la Mr. Show sketch. :)
"BangoSkank,
Tell your friend that if they are old enough to vote, then they are old enough to poke."
Good. To. Know.
He thanks you from the bottom of his admittedly depraved heart.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:21pm.
Is anyone else having problems with the website or is it just me again? I'm also having problems with Youtube.
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I'm having problems with the internets period. Sites will claim they can't be loaded all effwording day long, and anything on youtube takes years to load.
Dang, first thing I noticed was how beautiful her skin is...bitch.
angry mom, when the Jonas Bros. 'careers' tank, they can always go into business selling used cock rings.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:19pm.
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:16pm
Maybe that groupie he supposedly got caught with wore her size. Or maybe he did.
KFed got caught by bad timing. One of the last sane things Britney did was file for divorce. Then she went crazy. Sad he turned out to be the responsible one.
Viva La Taco!!
BangoSkank,
Tell your friend that if they are old enough to vote, then they are old enough to poke.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
Yesterday in the car, I was listening to the only radio station that plays current music. Anyway, I was annoyed by the string of annoying pop music, so I inserted Metallica's "Master of Puppets" tape and my 5 year old was like "YRAH!" and started banging his head.
*shocked look*
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:57pm.
Anyone want to start a guess the length of the Jonas Brothers career pool? I am going to guess they are cool for another 2 years.
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ITA zomay. Another 2 years if they stay together. But once the break up I'm sure we will be stuck with their tales of drug addiction, rehab shenanigans, straight-to-video movies, and eventually their stint in DTWS for the rest of our lives.
Island Girl, remember the poor during the holidays and dust off your old cock rings and donate them to needy families!
:D
Le sigh, good times.
Is anyone else having problems with the website or is it just me again? I'm also having problems with Youtube.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Narcissism. He likes her because she looks like him lol
"LOL - I hear ya. I'm almost 42 and I am constantly lusting over young guys!"
Waitasecond. Does that mean that on these boards it's okay for a 35 year old dude to admit that he has less than pure thoughts about some of these 19 year old whores running around?
Not --of course-- that the dude in question is myself. I have a friend who would like to know.
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:16pm.
Personally, any man who throws his wife's trunks of clothes off his tour bus is definitely going to hell.
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Maybe Renee's reasons for divorcing him (fraud) were that he was totally fucking bipolarly loony. Why didn't KFed use that?
angry mom... any cock'll doooooo!!! Hahahaha!
At first glance I thought it was a picture of Megan Fox.
WAIT!!!!
I have been out of the loop lately but I know I just read something about...
younger men
dick
peen
lust
and cock
oh
and cock rings
discuss
*chucks in-box across the room*
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“When a thing is funny search for a hidden truth.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:11pm.
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But they don't play rock and roll, so I think it's ok. I mean, you never hear people in church saying that Kenny Chesney's going to hell for playing country. You hear everyone else say it, but not the Jebus lubbers.
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Personally, any man who throws his wife's trunks of clothes off his tour bus is definitely going to hell.
Viva La Taco!!
My daughter is 2 and she laughs out loud when watching Raven. Raven has comical timing that attracts toddlers. Yes I don't know why she likes her but she laughs at the whole show. Anyways during commercials they play Jonas videos. So I try to record her on the Dvr so I can fast forward.
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Submitted by deneph on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:10pm.
I love Sam's eyebrows! Hotness.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:08pm.
Do you think it's the vibrating kind, or the knobby kind? He looks like he goes for the knobby to me.
Viva La Taco!!
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:11pm.
So is the thought that they are actually musicians, but I just thought I'd ask :)
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But they don't play rock and roll, so I think it's ok. I mean, you never hear people in church saying that Kenny Chesney's going to hell for playing country. You hear everyone else say it, but not the Jebus lubbers.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:06pm.
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Do you really think someone can have eyebrows as magical as those without influence from the debil? Purity is just misleading.
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So is the thought that they are actually musicians, but I just thought I'd ask :)
Viva La Taco!!
I bet he wears a Mahogany dillinger cock ring island girl!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb-Kh1oJSGE
:)
Sam Waterston thinks they can both suck it! His brows rule them all!
albatross, I hear ya! lol
angry mom, you get a pass, if your oldest child is 5.....:)
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Jonas career has the shelf life of cottage cheese left out in the hot sun.
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:06pm.
Hi. I have a question.
Don't they all wear purity rings?
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If by purity ring, you mean cock ring, well I'd say yes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:45pm.
he is so cute. i don't know what it is with me and 19 years olds right now.....lol
LOL - I hear ya. I'm almost 42 and I am constantly lusting over young guys!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
islandgirl heeeheeeeheeeheeee :D
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psl! my little one just turned 5 and he listens to Johnny Cash, Dean Martin, Raffi, Bob Marley, and the Beatles (not all of this is my doing btw)so I have not yet had the displeasure to encounter tween fad yet...do I have to turn my mom card in still? ;)
let me keep the angry at least :D
xo's for momus and psl!
Submitted by Viva La Taco on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:06pm.
Hi. I have a question.
Don't they all wear purity rings?
Viva La Taco!!
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Do you really think someone can have eyebrows as magical as those without influence from the debil? Purity is just misleading.
She's so pretty!! I saw her in 10,000 B.C...which was a really good flick, btw....anyway...she's super purty! :D
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Hi. I have a question.
Don't they all wear purity rings?
Viva La Taco!!
LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:57pm.
Anyone want to start a guess the length of the Jonas Brothers career pool?
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How long was Hanson cool for? I'll cut that in half. 13 months.
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Yea you're right. Your estimate is more accurate. I also noticed that the hannah montana crap in stores is not selling so fast. When I go shopping it is all reduced.
those dark brows are hot