A Match Made In Eyebrow Heaven
Taylor Swift recently said that 19-year-old Joe Jonas dumped her squinty ass over the phone not too long ago and now it looks like he has already moved on to an older woman. And older woman who can appreciate a pair of brilliant brows. Taylor probably couldn't open her little eyes wide enough to see Joe's glorious eye hair and he was sick of it! He wanted her to love him for his brows!
Some source told People that Joe Jonas is dating 22-year-old actress Camilla Belle. I know her ass from that "When A Stranger Calls" remake. They met on the set of a Jonas Brothers music video and it's been love at first eyebrow sight ever since.
The source said, "They are not public about it but they've just been hanging out with their friends and Joe's brothers. They are very private about it."
Just hanging out with friends? Yeah, right. They probably spend hours alone, caressing each other's eyebrows, softly brushing them and carefully plucking each hair. Together, this dynamic eyebrow duo can change the eyebrow world forever. Shit. Maybe they can get married, adopt Raven and help her with her eyebrow issues!
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Next to her, he looks kind of ill.
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:50pm.
I love your avie.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Is it just me or is she kinda pretty?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 5:01pm.
She was in that remake where the guy keeps calling her and asking if she has checked the children. "Have you checked the children?"
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Hhahaha, zomay, that made me burst out laughing. "Have you checked the children? No? Well, get in there and check the children."
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:50pm.
Why are people so against bushy eyebrows? I'm not sayin have one giant furry thing across your forehead. Would people rather have sharpie chola eyebrows?
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I have nothing against crazy bushy brows. In fact I have my very own unibrow baby, a little Loudres if you will. I think it's adorable.
She was in that remake where the guy keeps calling her and asking if she has checked the children. "Have you checked the children?"
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Submitted by angry mom on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:51pm.
what in hades is a joe jonas
she looks like a less attractive vanessa marcel circa 1998, she no vanessa though
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She definitely has Brooke Shields brows.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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yeah they are keeping it private hanging out at home with friends b/c the bitch isnt old enought to go to a bar!!!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:57pm.
Anyone want to start a guess the length of the Jonas Brothers career pool?
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How long was Hanson cool for? I'll cut that in half. 13 months.
I got nothin. No clue who either one of these tweenies are.
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You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing.
match made in fug heaven too
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match made in fug heaven too
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This is the best I have seen her look. Generally, they have her looking quite plain in films. She is pretty though.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Anyone want to start a guess the length of the Jonas Brothers career pool? I am going to guess they are cool for another 2 years.
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K, so if two people look horribly similar and have kids, does that mean all the kids would look exactly the same or would each look like either parent?
angry mom, how can you be a Mom and not know who the Brothers Jonai are? how old are your kids?
all teen girls LUUUUURVE these guys.
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
Submitted by Salem13 on Wed, 11/12/2008 - 4:50pm.
Why are people so against bushy eyebrows? I'm not sayin have one giant furry thing across your forehead. Would people rather have sharpie chola eyebrows?
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it's not that we don't like normal eyebrows. It's when they are all bushy and/or covered in some kind of wax and some sort of "Just for Brows" that we no likey.
Plus, it seems the 99% of Dlisted sluts have a Chola obsession. Count me in.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
They look like brother and (well made up) sister.
This chick is too hot not to be fucking,I would steer clear of those Jonas virgins.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Salem
That's what I mean
I'm totally anti-chola eyebrows
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
haha Jeffro
Mmmmm BOP
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
what in hades is a joe jonas
she looks like a less attractive vanessa marcel circa 1998, she no vanessa though
man, she looks like she belongs in Madame Tussaud's..
And the eyebrows.. the exact opposite of Cholita!
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Why are people so against bushy eyebrows? I'm not sayin have one giant furry thing across your forehead. Would people rather have sharpie chola eyebrows?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
The side-by-side pic looks like one of those "no make-up, make-up" comparisons of the same person.
They can share the ultra-black, extra-wide eyebrow pencil made by MagicMarker.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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She's gorgeous; not your typical Hollywood bubble headed, bleach blonde, silcon tit mess.
PS: the pups are ripping their bed apart. Hilarious!
You've gotta wonder about the egos of people who date someone who looks just like them...
Jonas bros...next generation Hanson, with the clap.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
If they mate, they'll have a wolf baby.
He's HOT! I know he's 19, but still. She looks like he could be his twin. Kinda weird...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
This headline made me LOL.
Also, if you put some mint chocolate chips in your mouth, chew them up good, swallow, then take in a mouthful of coffee with that hazelnut cream in it, GOTDAYUM it's good. I'm talking 'blow-out-your-asshole-from-too-much-awesome' good. Alone time good.
I like to call them the Joke-ass brothers.
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She was in "The Balad of Jack and Rose" with Daniel Day Lewis. She's a good actress. Not to mention purty.
I like thick eyebrows. Like Jennifer Connelly's
The Jonas Twats are fug and his eyebrows are fug
Bored.
Slow today, I see
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
OH MY GODDDD. her eyebrows bothered me SO FUCKING MUCH in that movie. fuck. fuckfuckcufkuckufkuck.
he is so cute. i don;t know what it is with me and 19 years olds right now.....lol
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Imprisoned by the way it used to be
Left here on my own or so it seems
I got to leave before I start to scream
But someone's locked the door and took the key
-Joe Cocker "Feelin Alright"
My b/f (the hottie in my avie) was an band extra in that video (Lovebug) and said she was not so cute in person and the JB's, all of them, were fawning over her like... like... well, like an 8-year old praising her mommy's chichis.
Sorry, I'm mixing thread-metaphors again. Happens.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Is that picture of the chick recent?. She looks so freaking 90's with that haircut, thick dark eyebrows and red lipstick.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Never heard of her before, but she's stunning.
He's a twink.
They must work together and become eyebrow advocates and stand up for the rights of less fortunate eyebrows.