Raffy Is Not Having A Good Time
Get out the Bounty and wipe the crocodile tears off your face, because Raffaello Follieri is not having a lovely autumn. Why you ask? It's because he's in fucking prison! Duh. What the hell did he expect? A merry gay orgy with endless supplies of lube, Baby Wipes and Donna Summer? WRONG. He got the gay orgy but without the lube.
Raffy Fullofshitti was sentenced to 4.5 years in the chokey for messing with Jesus. Raffy is currently being held at some joint in Brooklyn waiting to be moved to his permanent home. Even though his current home is temporary, he's still bitching about it. Raffy's lawyer filed a motion with the judge asking for her client to be moved, because his current cell conditions are gross.
He's bitching that the toilets are nasty, there's shit in the showers, rats are running around everywhere, the food is rotten, the stench is unbearable and he has to share a cell with 120 other dudes. That shit sounds better than some of the NYC apartments I've lived in!
His lawyer also said that the conditions have made him sick, causing him to run a fever. There's also blood in his piss. Wait. Has he ever fucked Wonky McValtrex?
Wah! Wah! Wah! Yeah, I'm sure he would rather be sleeping in a KMart bathroom (that shit is wretched), but such is life. He just needs to stick a finger in his brown eye, make himself another grilled cheese sandwich on the radiator and shut his Zach Braff-wannabe lips.
You mean prison isn't fun? WTF?
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maybe raffy's upset because no one's made him his bitch yet...that'll change in prison....
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Bitch, don't do the crime if you can't do the time! Pretty much deserve what you get if you go around fleecing everyone else's hard earned cash.
--thanks awfully--
Boo fucking hoo. Call your friend the Pope and bitch to him about it, Ralphie.
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yes sir. I'll send room service right away to fix the matter. bwaa haa.
I hate it when these spoiled assholes whine about jail.Thats why they say 'If you can't do the time,don't do the crime'.Get over it and spread your ass cheeks.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He's very flubbery looking. The way a baby looks before they become a toddler.
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He's not even in prison yet. He's in a County Jail. And County jails are far more disgusting than prison. In County your are stuck in a huge living area with 40 other people, there is one bathroom with maybe 5 toilets and 5 showers? You sleep wherever you can, floor, bunk, etc because it's over crowded. You don't have your own cell.
Prison will look like a Holiday Inn for this whiney bitch.
Prison is shitty. No shit? Perhaps that's because you broke the fucking law, Shitface. So, I don't give a shit if you're having a shit time.
SHIT!
TITS - by "those in unfortunate circumstances" do you mean fucking criminals? Nice of you to be concerned about there well being but they did alot of studies in the 70's on this shit, the jury is back and the conclusion was that while it's really nice to provide all of these wonderful rehabilitation programs, the vast majority of criminals commit crimes again after their release regardless of what types of rehabilitation programs you provide. I think the recitivism (sp) rate was like around 91%.
Most humans do not enjoy inflict punshiment on other humans (those that do are criminals), but the reality is that these are bad folks with bad behavior which arguably resulted from a "nicked" chromosone as opposed to anything else.
Frankly I feel alot sorrier for the people this guy fleeced out of millions of dollars. Hope he enjoys his stay.
And that's all on the first day! Picture his cracker ass in about 2.5 years!!
Rats running around? Would *he* be one of them?
I wonder if there s ever been a prison-based reality-tv show?
seems like that douche would come up with this.
im suprised no deluded celeb-skank never did that - although i ve never researched it.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
WTF did this jerk weed expect?
It's PRISON and not a spa.
Okay, get your pitchforks and flaming stakes out... I agree with him. No human should have to live under those conditions.
It is inhumane.
I've noticed that there is a segment of the american population that feels that those who are in unfortunate circumstances deserve it. Was reading a stupid web site this morning that felt providing all americans with health care was tantamount to socialism. Same mindset.
When you consider the huge HUGE prison populations in the states (2 million as of 2006), it's no wonder the conditions are so bad. Frankly you seem at times to be more concerned about the welfare of bankers than regular people.
Is rehabilitation considered socialism too? You can't expect people to be anything other than sick and angry in prison if it's truly that bad. And you can sure as shit bet they have an axe to grind when and if they get out.
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Actually, you can get lube in jail (and it's free). There's condoms too, and bleach to clean your needles.
Nooo! You used my precious nickname for Follieri again.
That hurts my little heart!
WA fucking WA penisface.
Douchebag must not have joined a fraternity while in college. The conditions he's describing sound like Club Med and would be a cakewalk.
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:28am.
It's JAIL you fucking asshole. What did you expect? Mints on your pillow?
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OMG, you almost made me go pee pee times!
maybe he was expecting rose petals on his bed.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
He's more likely to get a mint in his ass before he gets gang-raped in cell block B!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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It's JAIL you fucking asshole. What did you expect? Mints on your pillow?
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some days I'm a super bitch, up to my old tricks, but it won't last forever
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Our K-Mart is nice and clean and a lot less crowded than Wal-mart. I don't like big crowds.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
"conditions are gross".... no sh*t Sherlock. Hey man, you're being punished. "gross conditions" come with the territory and should act as a deterrent so that you'll think twice about f*.king with money that ain't yours again. I'll venture to guess that it'll probably work.
oops that has never happened before--i posted on the wrong thread--not enough coffee today--the gold chains comment was about douche madden on above thread--sorry!! kmart still rules!!
how about those cheezy gold chains--those are mos def a kmart blue light special.
loooove me some kmart--great stocking stuffers that my kids break in seconds!! oh the joy!
Also, It is totally possible he fucked Wonky Mc Valtrex cause he it TOTAL Wonk himself here..
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Our closest Kmart got shut down years ago..I don't even know where one is at if I had to get there to pick up some Kmart brand toiletries!! But I hate seeing commercials about it, w/ sales and whatnot.. Cause we don't have one!! : (
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The K-Mart bathroom in my town IS wretched! It smells to high heaven ALWAYS. What is up with K-Mart? They say if the bathroom ain't clean, don't eat there. Does that go for shopping too?
KD that is true about his bloody pee. I wonder if he is making it up.. Like Paris said she had a mental breakdown, then she got special treatment I think. (not sure) But he should be in a special cell, too, it would have to be waaay hard to share it w/ 100 or so other people. I couldn't take it, that's why it stinks so fucking bad! Fuck I hate sharing a house w/ my husband..lol.
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I thought he was a soulless jackass from the get-go...some of the pictures of AH and him looked creepy. She was trying to please him, and he was all "whatever."
Can't stand Anne Hathaway either, by the way.
He better drink some Jesus Juice and get the fuck over it.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
The argument is that the conditions make it unconstitutionally cruel and unusual punishment. A lot of prisoners make this claim; if it's truly that bad, any of his cellmates could make the same claim. It doesn't work very often but it might get him moved. I thought he was in the federal pen, which is usually far better than state prisons?
Of course everything is unbearable when you used to live in a $40,000 a month apartment in Trump f'ggg Tower. He'd be bitching about living in the conditions of my $1,400 apartment in the Bronx.
**rolls eyes**
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
And he is what? Expecting to be transferred to the Plaza, perhaps?
Dude, you do the crime, you do the time! Unless you're President Bush. Then you retire to your ranch in Crawford and write a shitty book that no one will read yet will still make you millions.
my bf is a lawyer I have never heard anyone not say bad thing when in prison cause they want to get out, but an honest guy told me once Oh I cook here we play cards and watch tv all day, the only bad thing is the lack of freedom
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Damn, this scrub's got some serious nerve to be complaining about his punishment. Wasn't this dirtbag rubbing elbows with some higher ups in the church or something like that? Shouldn't that be all the faith and comfort that he needs? Boo hoo, sniff, sniff, Raff. STFU.
I know it is prison and all but seriously, they are still human... kind of. He has the right to not have blood in his pee pee times. I mean, it's not like he killed anyone. 120 dudes in one cell? Is it 10 x 10 (like my dreaded officle)?
Looozer!!! I'm loving the Av this morning!
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Damn - I thought I was the only one who was forced to use the Devil's Bathroom at KMart. That shit ain't right.
WAH!!
Yeah he does look like that scrubs dude.
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Whatevs - prison ain't supposed to be fun.
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He is the last person I feel sorry for.
Too bad he's not a politician. Then he could have just ignored the whole prosecution and gone on with his life.
So what is the lawyer saying to the judge exactly? "My client doesn't like jail he wants to go home." ?? LOL!
Who is he kidding? If he wants favors he'll have to pay like everyone else.
Maybe the pope will give him a loan? HA!
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The Pope should do something about it.
The only thing I feel badly about is that that Hathaway dude isn't in the clink with him.
"I had no idea!"
Fake slut.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Duh! It is prison, not the Ritz!
Raffy still looks like Zach Braffy.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Why doesn't he just write the pope about it?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
I dont care that he was ripping dumb fuckers off man. When some bitch steps to you and tells you he can get you a good land deal cause he used to blow the pope, its YOUR OWN DANG FAULT for believing it and not having your associates check that shit out.
There is a sucker born every minute.
Do your home work stupid sluts.
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A wise man once said, "If your going to dance, you gotta get f'd in the ass by your large cell mate", or something like that.
Buck up Raffy, a case of soap on a rope and KY is on its way. Along with a t-shirt that says "Bitch" on it.
You'll be the belle of the ball.