Thursday, November 13th 2008

Prince Hot Auburn?

Prince Hot Ginge may really be Prince Hot Auburn. Yeah, I'm not sure how that's going to work for me. Prince Hot Ginge was at a party honoring his daddy's 60th birthday last night when he told John Cleese that he's not really a ginger. Rojo Caliente, use your double dong dildo to cover your eyes, you don't want to read this. The sexiest ginge in the UK doesn't want to be a ginge!

Prince Hot Ginge told John Cleese and some others, "I'm not ginger. I'm auburn, that's what I've been told."

He later confessed to some 14-year-old girl, who won the Diana award for counseling, that maybe he needed her services since everyone always makes fun of his not-ginge hair. The girl's father told the Daily Mail, "When she said she did counseling Harry said maybe he should come to her because he gets bullied about his red hair. When they all laughed he said 'no, I do seriously'. They were only having a joke about it but his army buddies must give him a ribbing for it."

A ribbing? I don't know what that entails, but can I watch? I'll bring the rib sauce and salad dressing.

You know, whatever Prince Hot Ginge Burn happy! Ginger, auburn, he just needs to take off his pants and do the Macarena for me. If he really wants to be sure, I can help him. I might have to get extra close and take his temperature in his peen hole with my tongue, but I guarantee quick and correct results!

Posted by: Michael K


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Damn people in the UK are mean. They talk about us being racist but how you going to hate on someone because of the color of their hair?

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Submitted by Bella on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:29am.

Agreed. I am a redhead, and my mom tells me she was very upset about having a redheaded child! I got made fun of a fair bit as a kid, but there was the added stigma of glasses and overall nerdiness (thank god I wasn't overweight or I'd have been done for). Now that I'm an adult, I love my hair, and I don't understand the stereotypes associated with it (although I guess I kind of am one!).

Did you know that Indiana has the most redheads per capita of any state in the US? I heard that somewhere.

And to racketeer, I totally love Shirley Manson, too!

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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:18pm.

Those boys are so hot,love them.Thank god they don't look like their Daddy.
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I think the other one looks JUST like a ginge version of his Daddy. IMO, this is the only one who got lucky. He got the sweetness of his mom's face.

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Those boys are so hot,love them.Thank god they don't look like their Daddy.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Whoever thought Harry would turn out to be the HOTTER brother. Don't get me wrong - William is cute too, however; dude could use some Rogaine or Hair Club for Men. (and Harry's hair & color are lovely, IMO) Still, I'd hit both of them regardless!
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While the ginges are all crying about being teased, what about the blondes? They have a whole category of jokes that imply they're stupid whores.

Yet so many people dye their blonde. And red.

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"having a joke." I like that. And also "ribbing." I like the way the English talk. :)

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Price Charles is not hot ginge's dad!

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OK, now I am confused. Is that John Cleese or George Clooney?? :)

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Reminds me of the South Park "Ginge" episode...

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I seriously find him repulsive, and it's not the ginger. Maybe it's because I'm British and have to see his stupid face all the fucking time, and saw him wearing his nazi costume to a halloween party.

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Maybe he's having an identity crisis. He is, after all, no really Prince Charles' son.

Maybe this is how his panic manifests itself. In hair based anxiety.

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Haha, ginges are vile creatures whether they're royalty or not. They should wear bronzer or something.

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Harry's adorable no matter what his hair color. But I do remember when he was born, his dad wasn't thrilled that he was ginger-haired. Evidently, a no-no in the UK?

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There's only ONE way to find out if he's ginge...and MK is the man to do it.

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Sheepsie? You gots something against the red heads?

Do you punk? do you?

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:42am.
Okay, how the fuck do they know this? They're doing electrical pain tests on redheads?

Based on Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin, I think redheads also have differential sensitivity to self-image.

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Aw Harry needs to embrace the ginge! Screw auburn! My boyfriend is one of the sexiest men i know, and he's a ginger, freckles and all.

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bella, that would be Neil.

looking for Segway Parking?
heehee

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From the wiki link someone posted (yeah, it's wiki so take it with a LARGE grain of salt):

Two studies have demonstrated that people with red hair have differential sensitivity to pain compared to people with other hair colours, but they differ as to the direction of the effect. One study found that people with red hair are more sensitive to thermal pain (a natural low vitamin K level is to blame for this)[33] while another study concluded that redheads are less sensitive to pain from electrical stimuli.
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Okay, how the fuck do they know this? They're doing electrical pain tests on redheads?

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Submitted by racketeer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:53am.
Why do people with red hair get made fun of so much? Red hair is beautiful. I mean, look at Shirley Manson (the person in my avatar). One of the sexiest women on the planet, and a fiery redhead. People must be just jealous or something.

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I was watching a episode of Family guy yesterday and there was this classmate of Meg´s (don´t remember his name) who was the ultimate sterotype of a nerd. He was a star trek fan, he had glasses, pimples, braces and was a bit on the chubby side. And last but not least, he had red hair.
I think that stereotype can make it very hard growing up as a redhead, at least where I come from. I remember when I was a teenager the general consensus was that red hair = ugly.

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yummmmmmmmm......Harry.
sigh.

I can't help it. I like 'em young these days.

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Thanks Deb!
(and I had no idea that Connie was married to John Cleese)

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Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:55am.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair#Prejudice.2FDiscrimination_towards

Gingerism!

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"Red hair was thought to be a mark of a beastly sexual desire and moral degeneration." That sounds more like a compliment than an insult ;)

Although, fuck, I had no idea it was so hard to be a ginger in this world. That's pretty sad.

Submitted by Nanners on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:55am.

In the UK, I was thinking it's cuz they're mostly Scotch or Irish.

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Submitted by racketeer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:53am.

its cause gingers have no souls!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:54am.

True. As long as they don't turn to acting.

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Submitted by racketeer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:53am.
Why do people with red hair get made fun of so much?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair#Prejudice.2FDiscrimination_towards...

Gingerism!

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Sheeps,
Comedians rarely live happy lives. Lenny Bruce, Richard Jeni, Mitch Hedburg...

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Why do people with red hair get made fun of so much? Red hair is beautiful. I mean, look at Shirley Manson (the person in my avatar). One of the sexiest women on the planet, and a fiery redhead. People must be just jealous or something.

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PUPPIES are eating

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"I'm not ginger. I'm auburn, that's what I've been told."

That just sounded funny

embrace your gingerness!

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aw sheeps, Ill check him out then! mean & sick, sounds right up my alley! my dark, dirty, discarded paraphenalia alley...
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:37am.
That is cool Farrah. I was ranting and playing a little Devil's Advocate. God 'blesses' me with acne a few times a year and I try to get rid of it.
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i know you were just pulling my PALE leg, lol!
you get acne every year? thank G'd i never got it, but i'm always wondering about that Proactive crap and the millions of other products..
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Submitted by missy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:36am.

Oh, he's funny, in a sick, mean way.

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That is cool Farrah. I was ranting and playing a little Devil's Advocate. God 'blesses' me with acne a few times a year and I try to get rid of it. He also gave me crooked-crowded teeth that I had corrected with braces and pulling a couple of them. Now that my once 'too thick' hair is thinning, I have considered rogaine.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:33am.

see, I had to google him!

not fucked up, not as funny!

(now don't call me a dumb fuck)

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SEXY! Ginge or no ginge, he's hot!!!

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what a visual...imagine carrot top and him comparing pube colors

how hot would that be, huh MK?

maybe carrot top is an auburn bitch too

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IG sent this to me months back..A bit long, but definitely hysterical. Ginge Refuge.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fdce88e2ba/the-ginger-refuge-w-catherin...

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Submitted by missy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:31am.

True. Then there's the Amazing Johnathan.

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Ginges are looked down upon in the UK for some reason. It's too bad because when I visit I see so many cute ones there.

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:24am.

thats too bad :(

Id say generally commedians usually dont have the most stable personal lives....

*looks at MK*

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haha Love Anderson.. And I pictured you w/ a lil ruffled skirt or dress on, and curly hair maybe in pigtails. And I bet you didn't spill a drop of that coffee.. Oh you!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:26am.
Farrah: do you feel ok? I'm worried about you, YOURE SO DAMN PALE!
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fuck!!! *runs for Nars bronzing powder*

you funny beesh!

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oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:21am

The Fuckitol RETURNS!
I curtsied with one shoe on and a coffee in one hand, I am a multi-tasker.

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Farrah: do you feel ok? I'm worried about you, YOURE SO DAMN PALE!
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:17am.

People with dark skin try to make it lighter while light skin people try to make it darker.

Why can't everyone just be happy with the way God made them?
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er... actually, i'm happy with the way G'd made me, i'm just happy i was "spuuushial" enough He made me. But i do use self tanner and stuff cause my skin is SO pale, people are always asking me if i'm sick, so i just go for the fake-a-bake.

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are we human, or are we dancers?

John Cleese has a sour, not-funny personal life. He's going through a bad divorce with his 3d wife and has to sell his pricey house near Santa Barbara. His first wife was Connie Booth, the blonde who was in all those old, silly sketches.

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