Joel Madden Looks Different
Maybe I'm still half asleep, so the clouds haven't disappeared from my eyes yet, but Joel Madden is looking kind of cute here (?). UGH. I think my hands are about to quit this bitch and stop working, so that I will never type those words again. I mean, he looks kind of different. I think he got on the Alli diet, maybe had a dry bath or two and got rid of that dick bag hat that seemed permanently attached to his skull.
Hopefully, after the Sanka starts working, I'll come back to this post, take one look at his picture and take a Sharpie to everything I've written. I feel like I need to go to church after declaring Joel Madden looks cute.
Joel escorted his wet rat girlfriend to the opening of the Alberta Ferretti store opening last night. Nicole Richie is desperately trying to fight the beige by wearing silver. Sorry, ho. You still look like an overbaked breadstick without the sesame seeds.
The usually hot Marisa Tomei was also there looking like she's been hanging out on a toadstool with the evil Olsen trolls. She needs more sleep.....in Jacko's oxygen tank. I also put in some pictures of the original wonk eye Lucy Liu.
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Can you not see that Nicole is looking more and more like CHICKEN CUTLETS everyday!!!!
he looks like samantha ronson
God, I hope they're at least feeding the baby...
Actually, the wig looks pretty good.
joel madden...cute? i think not...and did he sudden grow hair out his head...please...gross...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
how could you have missed that michael k? you always spot the wigs. you know those madden bros are baldies. i don't care if it's a wig tho, it looks good, he looks much younger with it. he doesn't need to hide under a hat.
he's wearing a WIG!
Nicole must be sharing her Adderall with him, bitch looks haggard and skinny as she does! She's gone beige from lack of sustenance I take it!
Your face!
He looks less douchey but looks like he's been doing drugs...he looks worn out and skinny...not a bad look for him mind you...
He's had that fat goozle cut away from under his chin!! SERIOUSLY! It's gone.
I think those too are about as tasty as dirty dish water. Barf...
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He looks great. But then: He IS Benji Madden's brother!
Hey Marisa! We never said a LITTLE plastic surgery was bad. I mean - facelifts are old hat, you know?
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These two are still together? Color me shocked!
Submitted by plumcookies on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:09pm.
I think Joel Madden looks like Samantha Ronson.
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Wow, he looks good. Nicole, keep your man like that!
Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:04pm.
Bambam---it's the COCAINE, not the water.
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ZACTLY...it's the water what makes the bagels so good.
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You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:39pm.
Marisa Tomei is from New York, right? I look at her face and look at Lindsay Lohans face and I think there's something in the water up there. Them some harsh looking bitches.
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Careful, bambam! :) There are a lot of dlisted beeches in NYC!!!
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Sorry babe. All I got to go on is Marisa, Lindsay and Sarah Jessica Parker. Dayuuum, you know that can't be good and I love Marisa, she makes my tip weep a little.
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I think Joel Madden looks like Samantha Ronson.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:39pm.
Marisa Tomei is from New York, right? I look at her face and look at Lindsay Lohans face and I think there's something in the water up there. Them some harsh looking bitches.
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Careful, bambam! :) There are a lot of dlisted beeches in NYC!!!
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Bambam---it's the COCAINE, not the water. Trust. That would also be the reason why that madden douche looks semi-slim. Coffee and coke. It's so hott right now.
I love Lucy Liu. If that's wonk eye, she makes it look good.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:39pm.
I know! I hate roots on me so I am at the hairdresser at the first site of them and I have no money to speak of...fucking Madonna has a Bazillion and can't manage to have her hair did properly, it always looks like shit.
And we know spoiled lil Nicole has enough moola to get this shit taken care of.
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Seriously! Can't they arrange to have their colorist come on over to touch up their roots if they don't fancy going out to the hair dresser too? No excuses!
I never thought Nicole was pretty anyway, but she looked better when she wasn't half assing this blonde weave/hair/whatever is on top of her head.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:39pm.
Marisa Tomei is from New York, right? I look at her face and look at Lindsay Lohans face and I think there's something in the water up there. Them some harsh looking bitches.
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Careful, bambam! :) There are a lot of dlisted beeches in NYC!!!
Yeah, the Hanes V-neck and the guido chains are really a step up from the porkpie...
An overbaked breadstick? Funny! But to me, she always looks great and stylish.
He is much more tolerable without that dumb-ass hat on his head. That shit is played out, and he actually does look kind of cute here. What a nice change.
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:14pm.
It always bothers me to see these rich b*tches not taking the time to touch up their roots. Maybe Nicole is going for the Vadge haircolor.
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I know! I hate roots on me so I am at the hairdresser at the first site of them and I have no money to speak of...fucking Madonna has a Bazillion and can't manage to have her hair did properly, it always looks like shit.
And we know spoiled lil Nicole has enough moola to get this shit taken care of.
Marisa Tomei is from New York, right? I look at her face and look at Lindsay Lohans face and I think there's something in the water up there. Them some harsh looking bitches.
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WOW. he does look cute and I am also angry at myself for typing that.
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It always bothers me to see these rich b*tches not taking the time to touch up their roots. Maybe Nicole is going for the Vadge haircolor.
Madden dude? Looks slightly less unfortunate here, but not by much. He must be the kind that gets coke bloat instead of its slimming powers.
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Joel must be on the Nicole Richie starvation diet. Bottled water and ciggies. Delicious!
"I see mama I see pa, I see the strap of Nicole Ritchie's Bra!"
My daughter got so tired of me telling her, "I see Paris, I see France" that she quit wearing underpants. I better not start on her bra straps...
Sort of On Topic: I noticed the lines in Marisa's face watching War Inc. She is a 44 year old smoker. I am glad she hasn't taken the extreme plastic surgery road.
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Joel looks like Sammy Ronson...oxO...
Um, well...he does look different, maybe a tad better than before, I will give you that MK...but no much else, sorry.
Nicole always looks the same...I mean I think she has several versions of this dress.
I used to love Marisa Tomei- Untamed Heart was a fav of mine way back when. She hasn't done a movie in a while, has she?
Let's have a Seance to summon Benji Madden! Or do a Benji Madden dance. (you know, it's kind of like the rain dance.)
Wow he looks like the old joel the lifestyles of the rich and famous joel
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She has "starving child" eyes----you know, the kind that take up half your head. Or you could call them "Disney Princess" eyes,-its the same thing.
Joel does look tired. Maybe some fresh air and sunshine would help.
i'm still hoping Benji Madden will show up.
I'm biting mah nails in excitement!
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I love Nicole Richie, I'd be her SamRo...not really, but I just really like her.
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Miss Priss, I agree....as much as I like Nicole, I realize she is a spoiled bitch.....somehow she doesn't annoy me like the other spoiled bitches.
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1. I don't think i ever realized Joel Madden had hair.
2. Why in the hell does he do that thing with his lips all the time?
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I wonder if their spawn was born with an addiction to Alli?
the DUDE! abides...
he's not so lardy anymore, and I think that's what confused you, MK.
..Joel just always looks so sweaty to me. As my co-worker says, "HE LOOKS LIKE HE STINKS"
He looks burned out, used up, and dragged through a ditch of despair.
Nicole looks like a freshly moisturized gerbil.
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They both look like they just finished shopping at Goodwill.
Well, wake up, MK. Those boys are fug.
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I think I would role (haha) over and die if the Maddens ever stopped doing "coke mouth."
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Both he and his brother...the FAMOUS Benji Madden have been losing weight lately. They still arent hot though...no...not at all.
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