Joel Madden Looks Different
Maybe I'm still half asleep, so the clouds haven't disappeared from my eyes yet, but Joel Madden is looking kind of cute here (?). UGH. I think my hands are about to quit this bitch and stop working, so that I will never type those words again. I mean, he looks kind of different. I think he got on the Alli diet, maybe had a dry bath or two and got rid of that dick bag hat that seemed permanently attached to his skull.
Hopefully, after the Sanka starts working, I'll come back to this post, take one look at his picture and take a Sharpie to everything I've written. I feel like I need to go to church after declaring Joel Madden looks cute.
Joel escorted his wet rat girlfriend to the opening of the Alberta Ferretti store opening last night. Nicole Richie is desperately trying to fight the beige by wearing silver. Sorry, ho. You still look like an overbaked breadstick without the sesame seeds.
The usually hot Marisa Tomei was also there looking like she's been hanging out on a toadstool with the evil Olsen trolls. She needs more sleep.....in Jacko's oxygen tank. I also put in some pictures of the original wonk eye Lucy Liu.
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Exactly. I think Nicole has great style. That's about it. I can see the smugness in all her pictures. Like she thinks her shit don't stink or something. Just like you said, she looks like a spoiled immature bitch. She ain't fooling me
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Um no, he is ug a ly!
He DOES look like samro haha.
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Nicole looks okish
Marisa was hopefully just having an off day
Lucy looks fabulous
Joel looks like he needs a slap
i agree miss priss, i try to like nicole, but its not possible. even when she looks good, there is just something about her that i cannot stand. to me it looks like the bottom half of her face is missing or something weird like that. she seems like a little spoiled bitch to me.
the maddens can lose all the weight they want, but they will forever be homely douches.
marisa & lucy look okay for their ages. nothing spectacular, but attractive at least & they look like they could possibly be friendly.
Nope. Still ugly and unfuckable.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:55am.
They both looked like they just rolled outta bed….Nicole’s still wearing her nightgown and Joel managed to put a jacket on over his Hanes t-shirt.
And although he no longer looks like a wannabe Blues Brother, Joel's now looking more like SamRo (esp. in the 3rd thumbnail).
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ummm... yeah he totally looks like samro.
I wonder if they gave these ladies free dresses... probably.
I think Nicole is really pretty, and has great style.
Joel is a douche, but looks decent here.
I still don;t know how she fucks him though.
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I've tried to like Nicole. I just can't. She reminds me of a raccoon. A rabid one.
Marissa Tomei looks weird. Lucy Liu is cute. Joel Madden is not
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I'd like to apologize to Snowpiece and Farrah and KD. I know you ladies love the Benji!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
He does look slightly less douchy, but what is he, 4'8"? They are mini-people.
Miss Priss! Bite your tounge! What would Benji Madden Say? ;P
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Seems there was an effort there to make him look sexay, you know, methinks Nicole is trying to change him. It doesn't matter, those Madden douches are fug as hell no matter what
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
I know I'm in the minority but I like these 2 together. I think Nicole looks fantastic. Motherhood has done right by her. Marisa Tomei is looking her age (almost 44). I think smoking has taken it's toll on her skin.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:59am.
OMG!!! The C Word! Is that Rikki Tikki Tavi!?!?!?!
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He's got way to much head above his face
OMG!!! The C Word! Is that Rikki Tikki Tavi!?!?!?!
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First thought...What the fly bite is Nicole doing with this schlep. He looks like a 3rd cousin of a mafia wanna-be, twice removed. I actually wasn't aware that Joel was nice looking. Smarmy outfit though.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
His mouth just screams DOUCHE! Why does he do that with his lips??????
He was on Dirty Sexy Money last week.
Oh man, Is that her bra strap in the 1st thumbnail?? OH man that almost ruins it! Poor thing.. My mom (whom I totally.. argh) anyways,, she would make up a dumb rhyme about you if she seen your bra..
"I see mama I see pa, I see the strap of Nicole Ritchie's Bra!"
*rolls eyes*
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They both looked like they just rolled outta bed….Nicole’s still wearing her nightgown and Joel managed to put a jacket on over his Hanes t-shirt.
And although he no longer looks like a wannabe Blues Brother, Joel's now looking more like SamRo (esp. in the 3rd thumbnail).
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hahah LOLO you have an anonymous love interest on the kitteh thread!! heheheh!! check it out!
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Never realized he had such a flat face before...he looks diff...a lil more douche than usual. Showers are your friend!
Nice of Joel to put on a clean T-shirt. If those are Ferretti dresses, they're ugg-lee.
Um...ew...no he doesn't look better. He looks a little worse actually and Nic doesn't look to shit-hot either. But we're all supposed to be with people on an equal scale of attractiveness so they fit with each other.
Nicole looks great as usual, and as for Joel, he's a pale imitation of the REAL MADDEN!
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dude, this is the only thing about celebs that I envy... I wanna go to the Feretti store opening and buy up a bunch of shit Ill wear once and consign before the seasons over!!! fuckers!
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Wares BENJI-Poo? I miss him *cries*
I think Joel lost weight. Maybe he is on the nicole diet.
Tomei has even got some grey in her hair.. GREY!!!! GRAY, GREY! Gray!!
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I almost didn't recognize that no-talent Nicole without a Starbucks in her hand.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:51am.
Puppies are nursing.
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*runs off to watch*
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nope. joel is still one ugly mother fucker. sorry MK
I think he smokes lots of da weed.. you can kind of see it in and around his eyes. I'm not saying "oh he's stoned in this pic" But the coloring of his skin in that area.. I love Nicole, she looks pretty.!!
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Puppies are nursing.
god damn that guy is ugly.
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whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what happened to marisa tomei???? is that surgery or did she sleep 16 hours on one side of her face only??
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JOEL MADDEN!!!
WHERE'S BENJI MADDEN!
MORE BENJI NOW!
sorry...i read "Madden" and i got all excited...
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I think he lost some of his baby weight.
Shit, Marisa's lookin' OLD! She was such a cute young thing on A Different World.
Joel looks tired... of being married.
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Aw! MK, you and i must be drinking the same kool-aide! He looks decidedly less douchey.
*runs back to the Gerard Butler pic*
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