Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
Brad is suddenly offended? Unbelievable.
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Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:36am.
Jen needs to STOP addressing this issue and MOVE THE HELL ON!
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THEY ASKED HER THE FUCKING QUESTION!
Jen needs to STOP addressing this issue and MOVE THE HELL ON!
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Sit yo ass down!
I still say : Angelina and Jen should 69 and settle it once and for all.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
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If by "totally thrown" you mean "in tears with laughing so hard" then yes, I'm sure they were totally thrown.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Meh, this stuff happens...some folks put the movie stars up there...in fantasyland....and expect them to act like saints.
They aren't.
Bringing personal stuff like infidelity out in the open isn't smart.
Neither is dating like you're desperate.
They are all dumbasses.
Dumb, dumber, and lost in space.
For the love of sweet tapdancing St. Peter...would JA stop dating douchbags?
Her taste in men has left me with bad breath!
I mean, c'mon....john mayer? Please!...and didn't she ask him to marry her? Talk about stupid in stereo.
Brad and Angie just need to STFU. If Morticia would shut up and stop telling the world how they fell in love, reporters wouldn't be asking Jen what she thinks about it.
Brad and Angie the homewrecking sluts need to get out of the spotlight and take care of their 50 children. Maybe their kids wouldn't be peeing on chairs and throwing temper tantrums if they bothered to play with them instead of giving an interview every day or jetting off to another country to star in yet another movie.
And if you're going to attack Angie then you better attack Brad too. If he could keep his dick in his pants we wouldn't have to hear these people whine about it for 3 years.
Uncool??? Is this the best these nitwits can come up with? Hey guys, time to grow up and stop using teenie bopper words as if you were still on FRIENDS.
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jen aniston, brad pitt, angelina...blah, blah, yawn...
way more interested in talking about true blood...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Does Jen realize she was married to Brad not Angelina. Why isn't she saying what Brad did was not cool. It's sad when the only reason she's even a little bit interesting is because of Brad and Angelina.
Holy Crap! Not these douches again.
I'd rather clean hair out of my drains than read 13 pages on these 3.
However, I would like to invite myself to Mrs. K.'s party. I can sing The Dreidel Song. :)
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its about time Jen spoke her mind.
In the past its been whoralina discussing how she didnt have an affair when she had a movie to promote.
Its bad enough to have an affair, and lie about it to protect your reputation - but its unnecessary and mean to keep rubbing it in. Jolie = unclassy
"You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses."
Thank you so much for saying it, MK!
Brad Pitt is an asshole. I will never understand how he has managed to emerge from this sage (relatively) squeaky clean while Angelina and Jennifer (the innocent one btw) are painted as a homewrecker and a bad wife.
Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:55pm.
oooooooooooooooooookay, but I am very high maintenance.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:44pm.
Madam. I am sorry to say that I am drunk and a straight woman. That being said, will you marry me?
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Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:52pm.
I'm bringing "The Complete Larry David", Volumes 1 &2.
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MK, I definitely agree with that stick-up-the-ass thing. Sounds perfect for both of them.
"You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses."
I couldn't agree more, you summarized it very well,a very good point.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:28pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:12pm.
Mrs. K what does schmendrick mean??? I can't find it in my Yiddish dictionary and its been driving me meshuga!!
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Before I tell you I must say that my dead daddy used to call all us kids schmendrick. It is meant as a term of affection.
Schmendrick is an idiotic and clueless mama's boy, a hopelessly poor student at a religious school, whose mother is completely blind to his faults.
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Oh, that is the cutest, most lovely thing. Unconditional love (in it's purest form) right there!
also, we should all be as "ugly" as Jennifer Aniston. She has an amazing body, and she is attractive. Should she go kill herself because she doesn't look like a supermodel?? Sheesh!!!
There are beautiful actresses, Charllize Theron, Eva Mendes, Halle Berry--who keep their shit to themselves. Just because you're beautiful doesn't mean you're an asshole. That's Jolie's department. And buying all those kids, travelling all over the place, and dressing them in weird clothes--she better hope her looks stay.
Probably doesn't dress Shiloh better so she doesn't look too pretty.
It is OKAY for them to cheat
BUT nOT okay for Jen to talk about
about how she was cheated on AND betrayed by her husband.
*ahem* THEY ASKED HER! And she answered.
Personally, I think it was a wimpy ass answer but at least she doesn't go on about it LIKE SOME PEOPLE!!! *glares at loonies*
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And as for Brad Pitt, as far as I can recall, he's just some stoner who adopted the latest thoughts of his latest "love." I don't think he's smart enough to be much in control of anything. Just one more beautiful person who's sort of stupid and believes the hype. Aging is a bitch when you're stuck in a time warp.
The only thing that makes Angelina Jolie more popular is that she is more genetically fortunate in the looks department. And Jennifer Aniston, while perhaps appearing less attractive, does not deserve all the nasty comments and spite over the years because of this. How many people look as good as Jolie??? Not too many. Doesn't change the fact that she's a selfish twat.
It doesn't make Aniston an angel. But it's pretty clear that Angie has only gotten favored b/c she is beautiful. Which means that in order for this many people to despise her, in spite of this beauty, she must really be a big creep.
I always thought she was sexy and unusual looking. Not your average beauty. And I can get into beautiful women. But I can barely stand the sight of her now b/c she is so overexposed and nauseatingly self-promoting.
"Jen needs to spill everything. Write a fucking biography about those two and stop being so fucking nice."
Jen needs to team up with Lara Dern and Johnny Lee Miler, THEN start writing and AJ biography. You know they have heard everything there is to know about AJ. I would buy THAT book.
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Being uncool is the new cool...
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Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:44pm.
Of course there will be applesauce, you little schmendrick.
We're not animals, ya know.
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OMG, that Latke Party is gonna end up turning into a rave or Burning Man or something reaaaaaalllyyyy crazy. I'm SO going!
@Mrs K: i'm bringing "The Complete Jewish Party Collection Volume 2" and "a Jewish Odyssey". We be rockin'!
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MK Thank you for finally spittin some venom on those two annoying fake ass bitches that are Brange! Funk dem!
Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:44pm.
Of course there will be applesauce, you little schmendrick.
We're not animals, ya know.
12/20
Bring your friends.
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OMG, that Latke Party is gonna end up turning into a rave or Burning Man or something reaaaaaalllyyyy crazy. I'm SO going!
@Mrs K: i'm bringing "The Complete Jewish Party Collection Volume 2" and "a Jewish Odyssey". We be rockin'!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 -
Yay!!! When is it? Can we have applesauce?
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Of course there will be applesauce, you little schmendrick.
We're not animals, ya know.
12/20
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
It's not the talking about it years afterwards that bugs me...I mean, she was half of Hollywood's Golden COuple and it all got pulled out from under her. I'd be pissed, too!
What bugs me is all the outright lying by St. Holie and her ilk, followed by the nauseating spinning of the lies.
We're not stupid, we see right through you, missy!
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She needs to tell Brad to go suck Angie's dick. The one she uses to fuck him every night the way he likes it.
Like I said before, Jen needs to spill everything. Write a fucking biography about those two and stop being so fucking nice. I would've came out swinging from day one.
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I think the more insecure St Holie gets about her relationship with The Brad the more she will talk about it and attempt to rub it in Jen's face.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
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*farts*
Lets clean the air in here.
Angie or Brad ONE of them will cheat. It is ONLY a matter of TIME.
Once a cheater always a cheater
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:35pm.
Branglina fans are always going by (Jen's) age, so I take it once Angie turns 40, she'll will also be ridiculed and sentenced to death?
No because by then 40 will be the new 30 for them and my God how great she will look. And she be so fabulous looking for her age without having any work done and it will be one on going orgy of delulsion.... or as they like to call just another day.
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Sorry, thats bullshit. If I left my husband for another man I'd think that itd be justified for him to bitch about it years later.
Brad and Angelina need to be fucking erased off the planet for being so self absorbed and self righteous just because they buy foreign children and have a whole lot of talk about doing nothing for anyone else.
Branglina fans are always going by (Jen's) age, so I take it once Angie turns 40, she'll will also be ridiculed and sentenced to death?
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I think the whole lot of them need to STFU. Except Maddox.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
I wish I spoke fluent Yiddish
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
I absolutely agree that Jen shouldn't protect Brad and that he deserves most of the blame since he's the one that cheated. However, he's NOT the one that is going around and telling magazines that he fell in love w/Jolie on the set of MAMS or that he "couldn't wait to get to work every day to see her". These are the comments from Jolie's mouth. It's understood that she doesn't have any loyalty to Jen. With that said, you'd think that she would respect the love and friendship Brad has/had with Jen and shut her f*cking mouth once and for all. She's only humiliating Brad and Jen by constantly bringing up when this torrid love affair began!
There is no love lost between Jolie and Jen. They will continue to rip on one another long after the papz/media go away. It's obvious Jen knows what her marital problems were, as does Brad - but Jolie just proves time and time again to disrupt relationships. She's self absorbed and only looks out for her own well being. Most women hate bitches like that!
Almost 600 comments, please tell me that someone boinked a picnic table or bicycle...please don't let it be just over the J.A.B. triology. I can't possibly catch up before it's time to go home.
If Brad Pitt said that to Aniston, then she needs to tell him to STFU. His current lady love has no problem spilling details of their life together to the public and she is the one who revealed in the first place how they "fell in lurve" while working on Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
Mrs. K thank you so much. I love the sound of that word. I wish I spoke fluent Yiddish but its never going to happen cause its really hard. *pouting*
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:42pm.
As is often the case here, the first handful of blogs make no sense to me. Off topic. About the triumverate of St. Ang/Brad/Jen...are you on Jen's side, Michael? Your post would indicate it. I think she comes off, as usual, desperate and whiny. She's gonna be 40 years old soon. Find that golden ticket to marriage or do something worthwhile with your life, like Angie!
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Worthwhile with her life? Jolie would be equivalent to the old woman that lived in the shoe(replace it with refugee camp) if she hadn't hooked up with her married man so desperate to have babies, Pitt. She'd be a single mother with alot of f*cking adopted children. Sounds to me like Jolie took Jen's life! And the refugee work (UN) she does...well any former heroin user/emotionally challenged person can be hired .... as it's been proven!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:12pm.
Mrs. K what does schmendrick mean??? I can't find it in my Yiddish dictionary and its been driving me meshuga!!
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Before I tell you I must say that my dead daddy used to call all us kids schmendrick. It is meant as a term of affection.
Schmendrick is an idiotic and clueless mama's boy, a hopelessly poor student at a religious school, whose mother is completely blind to his faults.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
So it's cool to cheat on your wife, but uncool of her to speak frankly about her reaction to it?
This is reason #92,597 why I'm not a fan of Brad Pitt.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:11pm.
What Brangelina and her mental rabid fans fail to realize is that regardless of who the most successful, beautiful or popular of the two gals is, in the eyes of society Angelina will ALWAYS be THE OTHER ONE while Aniston the WIFE and unfortunately for Angelina and the kids who sadly are called bastards behind their backs - PC or not, that is the uncomfortable truth-, the WIFE gets to say whatever she wants because she has done nothing wrong. It doesn't matter how madly in love Brad and Angie are or how many kids they bring into this world, what they did was not kosher. And don't try to justify adultery with frigidity, ugly chins or lack of kids because, no matter what the Professional Homewrecker manual says, that is not a sin, adultery on the other hand...
Besides, if Brad is so hurt someone is talking ill about his loved one, he should make her a decent woman by marrying the hag and be done with it. That would lessen the rumors but oops, so would their relevance... Sowy Brad!
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