Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 -
Yay!!! When is it? Can we have applesauce?
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Of course there will be applesauce, you little schmendrick.
Mrs. K what does schmendrick mean??? I can't find it in my Yiddish dictionary and its been driving me meshuga!!
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This lady is beginning to remind me of Bush ~
~Completely out of touch,and surrounded by a bunch of out-of-touch yes men that applaud every move no matter how damaging because their paycheck depends on it
~Approval/Popularity rating plummeting
~Every time opens mouth, makes it much worse
~Would probably start another war, if given half the chance!
What Brangelina and her mental rabid fans fail to realize is that regardless of who the most successful, beautiful or popular of the two gals is, in the eyes of society Angelina will ALWAYS be THE OTHER ONE while Aniston the WIFE and unfortunately for Angelina and the kids who sadly are called bastards behind their backs - PC or not, that is the uncomfortable truth-, the WIFE gets to say whatever she wants because she has done nothing wrong. It doesn't matter how madly in love Brad and Angie are or how many kids they bring into this world, what they did was not kosher. And don't try to justify adultery with frigidity, ugly chins or lack of kids because, no matter what the Professional Homewrecker manual says, that is not a sin, adultery on the other hand...
Besides, if Brad is so hurt someone is talking ill about his loved one, he should make her a decent woman by marrying the hag and be done with it. That would lessen the rumors but oops, so would their relevance... Sowy Brad!
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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:34pm.
You're wrong. Brad and Jen and Angie are my friends. It's so hard to see them fight. I mean, when Brad and Angie and I go on our trips to France together, I see how much they are in love and I'm happy for them. But Jen was hurt badly, so I try to be there for her, too. I used to come over with Courtney Cox and a bottle of merlot every other night. Jen doesn't want me to be friends with Brad and Angie, though, and vice versa. I have to choose, so I go on blogs to see what the right choice would be.
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I could be wrong but I think your lying. Angelina doesn't have any friends. The ones that Brad had with Jen have chosen their sides. I find it hard to believe that you hang out with both. Unless of course your name is ..... Jane Pitt.
p.s. With friends like you, who needs enemies? Ratting out your friends, what's up w/that?
Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 -
Yay!!! When is it? Can we have applesauce?
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Of course there will be applesauce, you little schmendrick.
We're not animals, ya know.
12/20
Bring your friends.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
I am surprised that Brad and AJ even made it as a couple. He was known to be a cheater, even before MrMrsSmith, AJ was known to be a poacher. Usually two of a kind recognize eash other for what they really are, have a good fuck then leave and don't look back.
IF Brad called Jen, which I doubt really happened, it was only to find out if his mother invited her for Thanksgiving.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:03pm.
Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:01pm.
i love you, Mrs. K.
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I'M KVELLING!!!!
I'm PLOTZING
*holding back tears*
I ♥ you too, doll.
Ya wanna come to my Latke Party?
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Yay!!! When is it? Can we have applesauce? :)
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Submitted by Morrissey on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:01pm.
i love you, Mrs. K.
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I'M KVELLING!!!!
I'm PLOTZING
*holding back tears*
I ♥ you too, doll.
Ya wanna come to my Latke Party?
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm.
Frankly im glad Jen is talking about this shit. The bottom line is that Angelina Jolie is talentless hack who steals married men and somehow people think this putrid whore is a god. Why does Jen look bad in the media while this loose crotched whore gets called a saint. Where is Lauran Dern's story? Oh how that would be so delicious!!
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THANK YOU! My thoughts exactly! How has no one called Angelina on her bullshit lie saying that she could "never" sleep with a married man?! ...Billy Bob was fucking ENGAGED to Laura Dern when Angelina ran off with & married him! I guess Billy Bob wasn't technically married, but fuck--same difference. (For the record, I think Billy Bob is scummier than Angelina for leaving HIS fiance, but Angelina can't pretend that she has respect for other people's relationships when she SO CLEARLY does not.)
If this story is true, why does Brad feel that Angelina is allowed to talk about falling in love with him on the set of their shitty movie while he was married--but Jennifer can't say a word about it? Jennifer was RESPONDING to some shit that Angelina RECENTLY said... Not reopening a wound. The Jolie-Pitts are fucked up in a major way if this really happened.
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Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:34pm.
You're wrong. Brad and Jen and Angie are my friends. It's so hard to see them fight. I mean, when Brad and Angie and I go on our trips to France together, I see how much they are in love and I'm happy for them. But Jen was hurt badly, so I try to be there for her, too. I used to come over with Courtney Cox and a bottle of merlot every other night. Jen doesn't want me to be friends with Brad and Angie, though, and vice versa. I have to choose, so I go on blogs to see what the right choice would be.
Witness, present.
I was sworn in with People magazine.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:50pm.
Amen Mrs. K!
ME TOOOOOOO..... go-go-go-go!!!!!
OMG!! This "bunny" has Eddie Murphy's old AUNT BUUUUUNYYYY in my mind AHAHAHAHAAAA!! good times from waaay back in the after school day :D
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I need to get laid.
Next.
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Amen Mrs. K!
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I need a nap!
Come on bunny bunny bunny,
you have some great stuff to work with here....
Can't think that fast?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I need a drink
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:47pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:44pm.
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Step off, bitches...Bunny Kravitz in da house! Preach it sista!
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CAN I GET A WITNESS?!?!?!?!?!
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:46pm.
Any woman that's proud of herself for bagging a married man better be looking over her shoulder for the next piece of ass he's going to screw.
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Been there done that paid heavily for it
don't ask
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:45pm.
Lolo- what? Some of you beeches get paid to make funnies? Where is my paycheck?
No no no some peole get pennies thrown at them to shut up.
It isnt pay as much as it is painful.
However, MK is quite popular among that crowd so i hear.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:44pm.
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Step off, bitches...Bunny Kravitz in da house! Preach it sista!
Submitted by Chimp on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:42pm.
"Manhandle," not "man handle"
It's one word, not two.
Now, take a ticket and get in line. Your number is 1,639 and number 2 is up next.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:34pm.
These threads are so fucking funny....the fights they bring out, over people we DON'T KNOW.
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You mean it's not one person arguing with themself?
the DUDE! abides...
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:44pm.
Whats a wrong wittle bunny wunny? I'm gunna hug you and pet you and squeeze you and name you Brad and then get out my 12" dildo and shove it up your Angie loving ass.
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that gave me quite a giggle!
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lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:41pm.
If he's willing to cheat on his wife for you, who's to say he's not going to be willing to get some strange when with you?
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True. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Any woman that's proud of herself for bagging a married man better be looking over her shoulder for the next piece of ass he's going to screw.
Lolo- what? Some of you beeches get paid to make funnies? Where is my paycheck?
Gee Bunny, you already did a bang up job on the intelligence insult, maybe you just need to call the ex that cheated on you with your bff, the plain looking one from Middle America.
*pulls cord, "the chicken shit goes wah wah wah*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Oh! Step back ladies! Bunny Screw You is getting fiesty!
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:35pm.
She didn't suck his dick without his explicit permission.
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Absolutely, and I do not think that anyone is giving Brad a pass. And honestly, I could care LESS if he and Angie did the horizontal cha cha and then lied about it. I don't care about her cutting, blood filled vial wearing, brother kissing, pussy eating, heroin shooting heroin man stealin' ways. I could care less about any of that.
I DON'T LIKE HER ATITUDE.
Someone needs to wipe that smug look off of her face.
She thinks she gets to pee on our collective neck and tell us it's raining. She thinks she gets to fart in our faces and say, "Isn't that the most beautiful thing you've ever smelled in your life?" She thinks the American public is supposed to eat her shit and like it.
She thinks we should all gaze up at her adoringly while she fawns all over herslef.
WELL, FUCK THAT NOISE.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Whats a wrong wittle bunny wunny? I'm gunna hug you and pet you and squeeze you and name you Brad and then get out my 12" dildo and shove it up your Angie loving ass.
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LoLo!
OMG! Now i'm startin to feel a bit weird! Like i ate the wrong side of da mushroom!!
What am i thinking.............NOW?
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MAN HANDLE MY BOLLOCKS
Brad is UNCOOL for cheating on Jen. Deep down in THAT SHALLOW heart he knows he and Angelina are GUILTY. How is it that the TWO people who cheated are NOT UNCOOL. Plus did not hesitate to flaunt it everywhere. I hope they (angie and Brad) gets what is coming to them.
Any woman with a shred of decency wouldn't persue a married man, regardless of whether or not he showed interest.
And if a married man showed intrest? BIG FUCKING CLUE!!!!! HELLO!!!!! If he's willing to cheat on his wife for you, who's to say he's not going to be willing to get some strange when with you?
She's a whore. And a multiple offender.
All of you resorting to silly little nursery rhymes and foolish banter: please stop insulting your own intelligence. Try to be a bit more clever. Yawn.
CLARISSE WE DID IT AGAIN!
LOL
Get out of my head
get in the back seat baby
and into my car
Beep Beep oh yeah!
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Oh Lil bunny doo doo! Makes good fur coats. good Merkins.. Good hats, Good wigs!! mmmm Good soup!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
OH SNAP CLARISSE!
DDAMNNNNNNN we share brains times!
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Ding Dang Bunny Fartface, you brought it all up, why can't you post about it?
Another day indeed.
Hey your feet look mighty lucky, you mind, I need new keychain.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
LOLO!
Get outta ma head!!! (and into ma bed!)
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Little Bunny Foo Foo
I dont want to see you
sucking up thier PR crap
and shitting on our threads!
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:17pm.
You didn't answer the question, Bunny Rabbit. How in the hell is Jolie right in ANY of this?
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Did I say she's right? She isn't. But I have less respect for Pitt because it was HIS duty to galvanize himself from temptation. PLENTY of hoey women out there, but the strong ones don't fall for it. Blame Pitt, not Jolie. She didn't suck his dick without his explicit permission.
Salem - agreed OH NO THEY ARE TALKING THE COVER!!!
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Little Bunny screw you
Hoppin through D forest
Pickin up the sane people
and pukin on their thread.
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*enters thread in full body foil suit*
I need a joint!
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