Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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-"Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:35pm.
Okay, if Jennifer Anniston is a HAG, then I wanna be one, too."
Me too. She might not have a beautiful face, but overall she looks great for her age. I have said it before, but I would like to look as good as she does when I hit 40.
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"Oh and "retiring" is pretty much code word for no one will hire my brother fucking, box office poison ass. "
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Okay, if Jennifer Anniston is a HAG, then I wanna be one, too.
meh, Brad Pitt was just tinkling his pants over finally getting a reaction. Gotta keep that womens-is-fightin'-over-me press alive for his next movie snorefest.
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This shit is too funny. I can just see what happened in the brangelina household. "Buuuuuttt Braaaaaad, she said I was uncool. You better fix this or I'll put your balls in the blender".
Angelina is the biggest hypocrite in hwood. She needs to learn to shut her herpes infested mouth. Whenever Brad and her have movie coming out they keep bringing up this shit. They use Jennifer for publicity all the time.
I thought Jennifer was way too nice in the Vogue interview. I would respect her more if she said something like "damn that bitch is a whore".
Oh and "retiring" is pretty much code word for no one will hire my brother fucking, box office poison ass.
That pic of Brad is scary. Before he and Angelina hooked up he was semi-decent looking. Now he just looks like a 50-year-old broke ass 70's porn star. He has aged so much in the last few years.
Welllllllllllllll, as long as I can keep "ho" & "trash," I'm on board.
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I want MORE mudsling from this trio of trolls, much MORE and neverending - I could read their snipings at each other forever.
One the other hand, I hope they would just all OFF each other next week, in a good old Hollyweird murder-suicide pact kind of way. Yeeeeaaaay!!
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Well - I would prefer something like ho, trash, tart etc, something that actually has a meaning other than she is not pretty enough therefore she is to be trashed - know what I mean? Its all very well calling her a tramp or whatever, but I hate hag - hag is what people call someone when they actually can't think of anything bad to say about them so have to resort to criticizing their looks. WIth people like Paris there's plenty of other ammunition. You can't even argue against hag - its just a stupid insult with absolutely no basis whatsoever. I'm not a fan!
Pimpcessa, WUZZZZZZZZUP!!!!!!!!!
Keane: I appreciated much of what you said, & I'll jump right on the wagon if we can still call women who set the movement back *cough, cough, Parisite, cough, cough* hags. Deal?
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M.E. wazzup gurl?? I thinks it's just too funny that the Holy couple thinks it's ok for AJ (not Pitt) to spout all this crap but Jen isn't allowed to have an opinion?? They really need to quit thinking they're above anyone else, Pompous asses!!
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this shit angel:
Go on breath in deep.
Now breathe out...
Put it in a bubble
And blooooooooooow it away!
made me lol:)
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Mel-tang 1) many reports have it that Ange used her hypnotic vagina to lure Brad away from Jen during MAMS. That being said of course its Brad's fault he strayed and he obviously wasn't that committed but in no way did Holina stand innocently by while poor, smitten Brad fell helplessly into her arms - she made sure she got what she wanted. And 2) please can we stop referring to Jen or any other woman as a "hag". What the fuck is the meaning of that word anyway? It seems to me that it means a woman we can hate on because we don't deem her pretty enough. What the fuck was the point of the feminist movement if we're still going to call women dergatory names based on our opinion of their looks. "Hag" is a meaningless, pointless word which does nothing more than demonstrate how women love to put each other down. If people can't think of anything better to say about someone than hag, I think its better to say nothing at all.
Did someone say that Ange's latest mouth fart was on the BBC news? Is there any country in the whole world where her lying bollocks is not considered worth reporting?
PS Cleo makes me scared.
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Ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shut the hell up already!
Pimpcessa - I agree.
The W magazine photo shoot they did while still denying they were fucking? Totally disrespectful.
I think Jennifer has handled herself and the situation very well, especially by not talking about it every chance she got.
Here's one for Cleo.
Someone I totally respect told me yesterday that he thought Changeling should win an Oscar. That ANGELINA should win an Oscar. Honestly, you guys make it SO hard for me to bite my tongue and keep a straight face when I hear shit like that. LOL.
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Angelina opened up the can of worms when she commented on 'their children being able to see the movie (Mr. and Mrs. Smith) where mommy and daddy fell in love' which is when Brad was supposed to be married to Jennifer to begin with..so how is Jennifer Aniston not moving on? Angelina is shoving it all in her face, as she intended to all along. How can Jennifer move on when it's always shoved in her face? Brad is getting his wiener waxed big time..she must be some wanky ho in the sack cuz St. Angie Jo of Latter Day Ho's has him by the coolyoons baby...BIG TIME!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:34pm.
y'all need to stop, pork is a filthy animal or whatever Jules said..
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DO YOU KNOW - i haven't read ONE other piece of news today. LOL Ok - sumpm sumpm about Kanye but really, who gives a fuck? He doesn't get it, he doesn't get it. That's why his WAY BETTER Co-rapper left his ass.
@Cleo: Did you know I'm psychic too?!?
I can see you now. You have trashed your bedroom. Clothes, shoes, books, MacBook Airs flung everywhere. Your sweaty hair masks the mascara that is running down your face at the thought of JenA. EVER DARING to speak out against your O-SO-PERFECT Angelina. I feel your pain. I know. It's hard when celebrities fight. It hurts us all and we must all grieve in our own way.... But you really need to take a deeeeeep breath, hunny.
Go on breath in deep.
Now breathe out...
Put it in a bubble
And blooooooooooow it away!
Come on, dear - you can do it!
And maybe you'll get reinvited to the sleepover!
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If this is true, little Brad and Angelina should get a reality check. Angelina can vomit shit whenever she wants wherever she wants but Aniston can't?. How egomaniac of them. She's just playing their game, own it fuckers.
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A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
What a crock!! The only idiot that has "reopened" the wound is AJ. Kudos to Jen for letting off an ounce of steam. AJ only mentioned the timing to be spiteful. She accomplished her goal and Jen just gave her a little smack. Besides what's so bad about saying AJ comments are uncool for spouting the dates they started getting it on. I mean he WAS MARRIED to Jen at the time. How dare Jen have any feelings at all. But in all honesty Brangelina has never showed the slightest bit of respect for Jens feelings during any of this anyway. Not shocked at all.
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sandbitch.. you know what that reminded me of.. i saw on jj some ass was posting over an dover and over that angie ho's 2008 movies grossed over $1B
the fact that this loon was worshipping that fact was just creepy as shit to me! psycho movie stars to not need that much money!
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Jennifer is going to be on Oprah today. Oprah asked her about the interview and she said
"He [the Vogue journalist] asked me a question and I, basically, just answered it as honestly as I could," Aniston said in a taped interview Thursday. "I don't go there. It's a 100 years old.
Again if she really cared or wanted to, she would have went all out and talked about it and bashed them but she didn't.
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Angelina Jolie needs to make money too y'know. The only viable way she has to generate income right now is to sell her personal life. It costs a lot of money to raise *her* children in the "world" i.e. fly first class.
Peddling, I think it's called.
Women have sperm?
*confused*
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:02pm.
Mel-Tang...
I respectfully disagree...I know plenty of men and women who are in love with their partners, but just can't ignore strange.
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I'll support that. I love my ex to bits but there's some shit I just cannot deal with. So we're good friends. It's ok - nice, even:)
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What's uncool is Angelina Jolie going on t.v. and telling everyone that she didn't get with Brad Pitt until he ended his marriage with Jenny Aniston just to make herself look holier that thou.And now that Jennifer Aniston finally speaks up about it,he tries to defend that skankitty skank.Let her tell the whole world how she got herself pregnant twice with his brats after she said that she never wanted to have biological children.HaHa BradPitt...trapped and pussy wipped.
Submitted by lydia6 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:49pm.
If Brad was a female in this story "she" would be a whore and bitch for pulling such a stunt (Sienna Miller??). I think he is a whore and bitch for acting like one!!! He's bounced woman to woman and without any time between. Of course Angie wanted her pie hole eat'n by someone else's husband, she's a freak! I wish everyone would stop supporting their movies and their "we want to save the world" bullshit
You're right, but if we are going to stop renting movies/music from everyone that ever cheated on their significant other with someone else's significant other, that would be most of Hollywood. Julia Robers, Tori Spelling, Britney Spears, David Duchovny, etc. The list would go on forever.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:57pm.
Isn't Cleo the psychic asshat that got convicted for fraud a couple of years ago?
What the hell is she doing posting on a blog? I didn't know prisoners got internet priviledges.
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She must have gotten transfered to the Mental Ward.
Yet, I still don't quite understand how Loons get internet privilages.
Mel-Tang...
I respectfully disagree...I know plenty of men and women who are in love with their partners, but just can't ignore strange.
Angelina didn't 'steal' anything away from anyone. Brad was obviously the one who was disinterested in Jennifer. If he had been truly in love with her, he wouldn't have done anything to ruin it. Jenn is a boring, nag hag and a major pothead. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Her sperm were probably diminished because of all the reefa.
The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:
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I'm waiting for another novel entry....
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Isn't Cleo the psychic asshat that got convicted for fraud a couple of years ago?
What the hell is she doing posting on a blog? I didn't know prisoners got internet priviledges.
Oh yes, because Brad Pitt has stayed so private about his relationship.
What the fuck ever. That man is a dog, and I still can't believe how everybody turned it into a Jen vs. Angelina thing. Actually, it just seems like Brad is a huge insensitive asshole...who is rapidly aging, and was never that hot (in my opinion) to begin with. Barf. Fuck you, Brad.
Team Angeliffer Jolinistan!
Ok Cleo you crazy fucking psycho baby, as Keane suggested earlier lets trade pictures so we crack on your mug and you can calls us hangs and please stop these angry rants bitch; you are 1 post away from aneurism.
*blinks furiously after glancing at last epic journal entry from Cleo, stubs "Toe"*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
If Brad was a female in this story "she" would be a whore and bitch for pulling such a stunt (Sienna Miller??). I think he is a whore and bitch for acting like one!!! He's bounced woman to woman and without any time between. Of course Angie wanted her pie hole eat'n by someone else's husband, she's a freak! I wish everyone would stop supporting their movies and their "we want to save the world" bullshit. They KNEW the only way they could keep their status was to make these huge leaps with all the news they've created for themselves, babies, adoptions, travel. Pleeease, Jen has every f'n right to say what she needs to say and make her peace so the media can get off her ass. She has better things to do with her life than constantly be the one ripped to shreds over her relationship status. She is free from one cheating man, good for her, Brad is a douche. B & A can take their kids and shove it!!! I can't wait for their sin created children to read shit on them. They are going to get some serious ass Karma with Madox alone. HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:43pm
LMFAO!!!
PORK PORK PORK!!!!!!!!!!
I made me some yummy carnitas on Monday.
Filthy animal or not, it tasted YUMMMMMAAYYY!!!
On topic - Cleo's Toe can kiss my ass.
Whats Uncool is Brad and Angie saying they thought she had moved on..blah blah blah....no bitches she'll move on when she is good and ready.
Those 2 adulterous skanks need to shut up and stop acting like their the victims in all this..
Keane,
411 of those comments were from Cleo.
Blah blah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blah Brad blah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blah !!!
Blah blah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blah!!
Blah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blahblah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blahblah blah Angelina blah blah blah blah blah Jennifer blahblahl blahablahb alblabl Angelina blahbla ablahb babies blah blah blah!!!
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:37pm.
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uh?? i was ordering pizza. Double pepperoni.
i shall clean myself at Mrs K's Latke Party.
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You look marvelous
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Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:32pm.
Dear mother of God, War and Peace was an easier read than Cleo's rants!
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Wow just the 421 comments on this little item today then. Hm I don't think we've really discussed it in enough depth have we? Surely there must be something left to say? Where's that Cleo bitch to get us all going again?!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 2:28pm.
Well, you are a better person than I. Polite? To that POS?
Not really. I was going for sarcastic polite. You know, after saying those dirty words.
Should I give myself a time out?
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She's flat and that's that!
So Cleo chopped off a toe to agree with her?
*double layer on foil hat*