Brad Thinks That What Jennifer Did Was Really Uncool
In a case a Brangaloonie glamoured you into forgetting what Jenny Aniston said about Saint Angie in Vogue, click here to get caught up.
The Chicago Sun-Times says that Brad Pitt rang up his ex-wife to whine to her about the shit she said in Vogue. Jenny even told the magazine that she had complete admiration for Brad, but he still had to interrupt her daily faux wedding with her cats to bitch about it.
A source said that Brad and Angie were "totally thrown" by the interview and thought she had ''moved on ... and wouldn't want to reopen this old wound.''
Jen's spokesbitch only said, ''That's personal information. ... That really is no one's business.'' The spokesbitch went on to say, ".....But you can read all about in Jen's next interview."
You know, Brad cheating on Jen was very uncool. And Saint Angie opening up her ass lips about it was uncool too. AND Brad calling up to cry about Jen's uncool statement is even more uncool. Brad and Angie need to take their collective uncoolness, mold it into a stick and take turns shoving it up both of their asses.
If you'll excuse me, I'm off to find a True Blood vampire to glamour me into removing the word "uncool" permanently from my vocabulary.
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Mrs. K: Sleep with fishes? Isn't that hard without the air? jk
**couldn't be bothered!!**
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:49pm.
Well, aAngie is 33, better remind her to drop dead in 5 years to avoid becoming a MIDDLE AGED HAG!!!
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lol!! Hell Yeah!
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Lizardbits
Let's pet our kittehs!!! The ones the meow of course =)
*passes joints*
This shit's getting good
*busts out portable DVD player* *inserts Fight Club*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
DUDE - is it pocket pool time already?
*fingers self*
@LoLo
damn! i'm gone for what, fifteen minutes, and you're f*cking someone named cleo?
that is cold.
Angelina probably had a fit and threatened Brad, so he had to dump all this crap on Jennifer. Sick of them.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:57pm.
My eyes, can't stop blinking....
I can't even read that mess.
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LOL! I went back and tried.
Cribnotes:
I HATE JEN I LOVE ANGIE! I THINK EVERYONE IS CRAZY LIKE ME!
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It's called lithium, Cleo... You need it.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I think it's great Jen FINALLY said something. That's is so typical that Pitt and Jolie can get together when he's still married to Aniston and have a litter of children and they expect Aniston to be over by now. Could that possibly be true? Please tell me it isn't. Please tell me those two actually feel a little remorse. Angie Jo should not have told the mag that's when they fell in love. That's just sick and mean!! And MAMS sucks, so great movie to show your kids!!!
Mrs. K: What the hell is this?
lizardbits: It's a Dlisted message. It means Cleo sleeps with the fishes.
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And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Do you know the way to Saint Tropez?
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angel_i !
Don't cry! Sheeps like you too! He is a lady killer!
DUDE,
M.E. may send you to HER room. *wink*wink*
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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:48pm.
my goodness, a little too early for teasing apparently. LOL!
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Cleo, you..you..you're so uncool. *leaves sobbing*
Why do Brageloonies say they have six kids together. Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't she buy Maddox when married to BBT? And buy Zahara before she admitting being with Pitt? OK Shiloh and the Clomid twins are theirs and they were together for Pax's purchase but he's not Pax's legal dad as she adopted as a single woman. Which she is I suppose. When I read 'they've had 6 kids in 3 years' I think- can you add up? Four tops. I don't know why I care but I hate this nonsense they are and always have been a family and more to the point, Maddox has had four surnames so far so I am quite sure he's got a few more to come.
I know all the kids names. Fuck me,I'm sad.
Going to cook now. Bye.
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Lol just saying...I think she's good looking and all but for the life of me can't understand why people think the sun shines out of her arse..all this golden family shit makes me want to smack them both one.
Dear Brad,
He who smelt it, dealt it. Your mistress started it, so screw off.
Kiss kiss!
Your Former Fan
Cleo: Um... what? Could you write that in English? Please?
angel_i: come to the cool corner with Miss Priss and me! Not allergic to cats are you?
**couldn't be bothered!!**
My eyes, can't stop blinking....
I can't even read that mess.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"They really do believe their own publicity don't they? For fuck's sake they better hire a really really shit hot PR really soon to do some damage control cos even the loonies can't buy this crap for much longer can they?"
That's where you're wrong Keane - YES, YES the loonies CAN buy this crap for as long as they dish it out. Unfortunately, mainstream media are LOONIES! Great post BTW...
Somebody drank way too much purple drank!
*points at Cleo*
Team GoingbacktodrooloverGerry!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Good for Jennifer.
She's allowed to talk, Brad. Jesus.
Hey Cleo, wanna fuck?
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:54pm.
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I have my hand down my pants too, but not for that reason. Don't send me to my room.
the DUDE! abides...
*runs into room sobbing!*
YOU BITCHES DON'T EVEN CARE DO YOU!?
FUCK YOU, OKIE!!!
*runs from room sobbing!*
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Hey Brad: Wake up and smell the astroglide! Angelina started it a few years ago and is STILL barfing about how you "fell in love" and how she'd love to show that shit to your kids.
Ugh, if you really wanted to stay out of people's yappers, you would have put your tiny little shrivelled dick in Angie's big fat mouth. Oh my bad, you have NO dick. That explains it all. Now shut the fuck up and bring me a pack of reds.
Pitt is so pathetic, Aniston must be laughing with her gazillion cats while she shaves her douchebag's back as I type this.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Typical Jen fan response: Ooooh, now I can't wait to see her dog movie with Owen Wilson, especially since she's snarking on Angelina, I hate that b*tch always talking about how she's so happy with Brad and being a Mom and shit. Shut the fuck up bitch, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP...Tra-lalalalalalalalalalala...SHUUUUUUT UUUUUUUPPPPPP!! Why are you making me think about you and Brad and hot sex and babies, and changing diapers, and hot sex and hot sex and hot sex and Brad checking your ovulation with his fingers....aaaaahhhhh....sob...gasp...sob...NOOOOOOOOOO...I hate her...why is she happy and I'm not...I hate her...I hate her with you Jen....waaaaaaaahhhhh.......I hate her big lips and her big lactacting boobs....waaaaaah.......Jen YOU GO GIRL...YOU GO...GIRL...YOU GO!! I had forgotten how much I hated her til you reminded meeeeeeee....he left your ugly ass for HER...HER...HER....AIYEEEEE!!!...THAT BITCH.......You Go Jen...Damn straught YOU GO BIG TIME....Dudley Moore...Susan Anton.....David Copperfield....Claudia Schiffer..I remember her from the 80's....waaaahh...was that b*tch Angelina even BORN???!! GRRR Goddamn that b*tch why'd she have to be younger than me.....aaaiiiyeeeee......OH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD come BAAAAAACCCK....I'm so tired of getting PISSSSSSSSSED OOOOOONNN.....HELP me.
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Breaking NEWS: We're sad to report breaking news involving a well-known middleaged TV star known for her hairdo' and 3 nosejobs, Jennifer Aniston and 6 other fans of hers, were found sprawled on the lawn at Paula Abdul's house, it appears they had all written notes to Angelina Jolie about an interview she did in the fall of 2004, which stated she was, "looking forward to working with Brad Pitt." It was this 5 year old sentence, that apparently sent them over the edge. They all drunk some kind of toxic kool-aid mixture and expired promptly in front of a horrified and screaming Abdul. MORE AT 11!!
Mrs. K. You made my day... Lol!
**couldn't be bothered!!**
*shoves hand down pants*
*shits in hand*
*smears it all over Cleo's face*
Yes. I feel better.
*goes to take shower*
cleo, you sound really uneducated. and if you don't like what mk has to say, then why do you come on this website?
Cleo, you're my younger sister, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
HA HA HA!
This crap is so funny!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:43pm.
You're so ironical! And I know your pretty sheep really do have balls. ;))
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Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:50pm.
You know I like Angelina but I have to say since all of this stuff I'm starting to dislike her more and more.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:46pm.
Fuck the what. Brad and Angie won't last forever and it's not like we don't know that.
Whatever Brad does after ain't gonna make Jennifer Aniston a gotdamn movie star. Fuck it.
The hoe married up and she missed her chance to become a mommy by Brad. Boo hoo. At least if she had his kid she'd have a steady income. I'm so tired of these three.
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Hoe? Hey, are you responsible for the "Bitch House"? I like your work.
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And may I point out, Cleo's post is one of those way too long and coulda said it iN one sentence type posts.
You know, like "YOU ASSWIPES ARE BIG H8ER STOOPID LOOSERS GO SCREAM AT THE OCEAN!"
That's basically what i got from version #1 of it.
The fact it was edited and re-posted, well, methinks they are way invested.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
angel_i - Oh don't worry about it. LA is such old news.
*looks around*
A loon is a loon. LOL
YO Miss Cleo.! can you read my mind right now? huh?
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HAHA!!!!NO! team LOLO!!!!:))))))
Oh Jenny. You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away..
Well, you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And I need you today, oh Jenny!!!!
thanks Cleo.. This song is for you!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:40pm.
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Cleo, have you thought about switching to decaf, seriously. Although we may have generated 3 pages of comments on this thread; we've been known to generated 9 pages of comments on threads about people screwing picnic tables, bicycles, Berlin Wall, etc
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LOL! Yesterday we generated 11 pages on a fucking list. LOL!
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Miss Priss, we'll sit there and pet our kitties, watch puppies, discuss important stuff and get higher than kites! *And* no membership dues!
Team Dontgiveafuck!
(can we watch movies because they're good and not because we like the stars? I have a hankering for Fight Club at the moment and don't want to break any rules)
**couldn't be bothered!!**
Oh, come on, you guys -- give Cleo a break! She's absolutely right. Jen is a complete loser because her husband cheated on her with a well-established brother-kissing, blood-vial-wearing, cutting, heroine-addicted, baby buying whore. What meaningful things has Jen done? I mean, she's almost 40, single, & barren. I say we lynch her now! She doesn't deserve to live!
Fucking moron.
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You know I like Angelina but I have to say since all of this stuff I'm starting to dislike her more and more. I've never been a fan of Aniston at all, but I'm sorry the woman got shafted by Brad. The whole thing is just amazingly hypocritical, seeing as Angelina contradicted herself -she stated that nothing happened with Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and now all of a sudden when the world can't get enough of them she admits it. What is wrong with people? Seriously. Brangelina are overly exposed -I'm really sick of this golden family shit.
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:42pm.
What you need to do is get off Angelina's dick, and pay more attention in school.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Cleo take a deep breath and then turn yourself around and trot your pathetic self back to which ever mental ward you managed to break free from. Signing up to a site with the expressed purpose of writing these kinds of rants about someone you don't actually know is beyond sad. You need help of the mental variety you twat troll!
TEAM DEAON WARWICK AND THE PYSCHIC FRIENDS NETWORK!
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I love how at 39 Jen is a middle-aged hag. Well, aAngie is 33, better remind her to drop dead in 5 years to avoid becoming a MIDDLE AGED HAG!!!
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:46pm.
missed her chance?!?!!?
that's crazy talk.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by Cleo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:40pm.
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Cleo, have you thought about switching to decaf, seriously. Although we may have generated 3 pages of comments on this thread; we've been known to generated 9 pages of comments on threads about people screwing picnic tables, bicycles, Berlin Wall, etc. and we all deny having sexitimes with inanimate objects and I believe my fellow dlisters...except for Sheeps. I am neither pro nor anti Jennifer-Brad-Angelina, just a lazy slut avoiding the work piling upon my desk.
Now I'm late for the gym.