Thursday, November 13th 2008

Pregnant Dude Is Knocked Up Again!


Thomas Beatie, the Pregnant dude, is once again a pregnant dude! Barbara Walters dropped this shit on "The View" today. He's one fertile trannydude. The no-uterus in body jumped when Babwa said it.

Thomas barely popped out a baby girl named Susan this past June. In an interview with Babwa airing tomorrow night on ABC, Thomas and his wife Nancy told her they are going to have their second kid this June!

Above is Barbara announcing it this morning and they also showed a few clips from her interview with Pregnant Dude. I need to take him shopping, because he needs to give that shirt back to the 90s boy band member he took it from.

BABIES!! BABIES!!! Shit, I think I'm the only bitch on the planet who isn't fucking knocked up. I better shove a Cabbage Patch Doll up my ass, so that I can give birth to it. That way I won't feel like I'm missing out.

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oklahoma's picture

TunaTown.. Dang it. I was hoping to hide the fact that I have a enormously Small cock. But you found me out! And again you are right, b/c when I am finished fucking your mom, all I have is just a spoon amount. Dang it, You are good! Spoon..Small cock. Right on!

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missy's picture

HAHAHAHAA!!

its getting nuts in he-ah

so take of all yo clothes

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Devilgirl.. Gross they have no taste then! Some people are so closed-minded! That's why i carry an axe w/ me.. Well I had to change the Av, mix it up a little. shake it around. FUCK! I have a stupid cyst on my ear, like above where i would put an earring. and it huuuuurts! I want to poke it so it will bleed and do its thang,but OH I guess i'll wait and let nature take its course.. Thar she blows! Nature!

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Tunatown's picture

Oklahoma, are you high? I think you must be since you just blurted out a whole paragraph of stupid shit. Let me guess, you are one of the males offended by this because you have a small cock and don't want transgendered males to steal your poon supply?

Tunatown's picture

Oklahoma, are you high? I think you must be since you just blurted out a whole paragraph of stupid shit. Let me guess, you are one of the males offended by this because you have a small cock and don't want transgendered males to steal your poon supply?

Hey Okie, how are ya? I am so pleased someone liked my idea, the retards in my neck of the back woods didn't appreciate it. What happened to the cute little pot leaf? I loved him!

oklahoma's picture

DevilGirl!! What up my lil Dead Riding Hood!! I just love that so much.. I want to be that next year, obviously cause I keep harping on it, huh?? I'm totally wearing that costume right now, at work.. lol.. Oddly, I'm not getting any strange looks.. hmph!

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Wow, Tunatown, you have made me see the light!

oklahoma's picture

Tunatown is right.. so lets clothespin our noses and go about our own business! No? Tunatown isn't minding Tunatown business.. Lets call the Tunatown courts and ask about this. Tunatown people will be very unhappy to know that TunaTown is saying such things about the Non Tunatown residents. Tunatown, lets turn that frown upside-down!!!!

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Tunatown's picture

All of you people are close-minded retards who have no fucking business dictating who or what someone is. That is to be left up to the individual. Is it really that hard to just let others be?

luckycharms's picture

A lot of these asswipes in the media seem to be purposefully overlooking the fact the dude is not a dude. The dude is a female who had her tits cut off and took hormones to appear more masculine on the outside. The dude still has her internal reproductive organs, and even if she got rid of those, she would still be a she. Let's see, if I get in some kind of bizarre accident and my vagina and breasts get mangled off and I have to have my ovaries and uterus removed, does that mean I am not longer a woman. No.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Oh for crying out loud...

Mel-Tang's picture

So that's the big secret! When I saw the previews, I thought the announcement was going to be that they changed their daughter's name to Babwa.

The ugly truth about Jon and Kate Gosselin:

http://gosselinswithoutpity.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:32pm.

Many tears will be shed when those puppies are lifted out of their bed for the last time.
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Oh noooooo!!! I can't bear the thought! I'm watching the lil' critters now.

TexnDoc's picture

The only two in the population who can't figure out "pregnant dude" are Barbara Walters and Larry King.
Poor things think "he's" a "pregnant" "dude"!

Shame on those two lesbos for taking advantage of the old and gullible.

This Thomas Beatie reminds me of Kate Gosselin. Average folks having babies in order to become famous/media whores. To me, Mr. Beatie is nothing more than a woman with a double mastectomy and a mustache. Plenty of those in my grandma's quilting circle.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:40pm.
Fucked up. This "woman-who-can't-make-a-final-choice" is addicted to attention. She's not a pregnant dude.

ITA. I am tired of hearing about "the pregnant man." So long as s/he has a uterus and other female parts inside, s/he is NOT a man!

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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:35pm.
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you are one funny slut! thanks for the laughs this morning

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:45pm.
it's a little early to be announcing pregnancy. Int it?

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true dat!

dont ya know there'll be a book and made for tv movie. Barbara Walters is milking this too.

they had their 15 minutes. no one wants to hear anymore! too much information!

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MuffinAmy's picture

Thanks, Lo, the burning's almost stopped.

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Margo's picture

I keep humming that Lola song.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Fucked up. This "woman-who-can't-make-a-final-choice" is addicted to attention. She's not a pregnant dude. If she wanted to keep getting pregnant, she should not have tried to transition to male.

Once again, this is fucked up. She should receive ZERO attention.

NovaNightly's picture

Yeah...my husband LOVES south park and makes me watch it. Yeah...Mr.Garrison starts out a straight guy...becomes gay...then has a sex change to become a woman...gets dumped by his gay boyfriend...turns lesbian...then becomes a straight woman again.

Is your wife a sport? Eh? Does she go?

lmao

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_Submitted by MuffinAmy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:34pm.

Im so sorry you had to look at that nasty ho.

God bless you and your eye holes.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:27pm.

Haven't seen that South Park. Sounds hilarious.

Is your wife into candid photography?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

MuffinAmy's picture

On a side note, I have to tell you a had a run-in with Wonky McValtrex last night. I shit you not. I was going to a spa on the Sunset Strip - not for anything spa-like, mind you, a friend was throwing a mixer there - and there were 1 zillion paparazzi blocking the entrance. Seems Our Lady of the Herp was inside getting a brow wax. The paps were like a raging herd of buffalo, overturning plants and anything else that got in their way. We had to wait until she swanned outta there. She's about as big as a swizzle stick.

And people wonder why I don't spend more time at the clubs/shops on Sunset...

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Why become a man if you're going to spend your life birthin babies??? *shrugs*

Exactly. Say no MORE!

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Reminds me of the guy who had a his sex changed to female, then became gayelle. Why bother?
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HA!! This reminds me of Mr./Ms.Garrison on South Park!! He gets a sex change and then says "I can't WAIT to get my period!!!!" lmao....so confused!! Then he turns lesbian after his "gay" boyfriend tells him that he doesn't want a woman. lol...

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MuffinAmy's picture

Well, it's pretty convenient he... she... he... whatEVer still has his girl-bits since his wife had a hysterectomy. And I read somewhere, years ago, that a woman can lactate without being pregnant through some sort of repeated breast stimulation - wet nurses throughout history have done it (Jill the Ripp beat me to it - "induced lactation".) The human body's just a freakshow, if you ask me.

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Deb's picture

Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:01pm.
Why become a man if you're going to spend your life birthin babies??? *shrugs*

Exactly. Say no MORE!

Edit:
Reminds me of the guy who had a his sex changed to female, then became gayelle. Why bother?

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

DUDE's picture

I wonder if his wife yells at him for leaving the toilet seat up?

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:46pm.
MamaT should visit this guy and slap him for not breastfeeding.

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You beat me to it.
But it looks like maybe the wife has induced lactating from some of the pix on the link.

BrunetteBarbie's picture

ugh this again...

a WOMAN is knocked up again... bfd

SHe isn't a dude...She is a woman with her tits cut off.

NovaNightly's picture

Why become a man if you're going to spend your life birthin babies??? *shrugs*

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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?

simoneenomis's picture

Are we really that shocked? He was pregnant before why not do it again ... like every other couple that decides to have kids

Another Baby: More Publicity: More Money

Please don't make this about rights for the transgendered...it's about $$$$$$$$$$$$$

DUDE's picture

KD-Yes, Just pointing out an example that children can be conceived in a still warm uterus.

the DUDE! abides...

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Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:48pm.
MK, post something new and off famewhore topics.

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But this is D-Listed! Purveyor of famewhore gossip par excellence!

I really can't believe that people can't get over this by now. Who cares if he calls himself a man but gets pregnant? Is it hurting any of you? They seem like a happy couple, and that's what counts. Deal with it.

Emeriesan's picture

Ok so, woman/man/woman/womb/etc.

La Pequena should do one on this dudette!

"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

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Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:43pm.
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:31pm.

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Yes we are and they're called Irish twins (children born within the same calendar year) ;)

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But...isn't a calendar year from January to December? And no wonder the Irish have such a temper!

Sassy's picture

MK, post something new and off famewhore topics. Tired of Jenalina Joliston and fake man babies.

ILoveRArmitage's picture

Until this butch lezzie gets her twat hacked off and her uterus and ovaries cut off and a dick sewn on, she is a damn woman.

She is just a knocked up ugly hairy chick, and if I wanted to see that, I could go down to almost any street corner in Philly. Stop giving this bitch more attention.

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Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:45pm.
it's a little early to be announcing pregnancy. Int it?

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KD's picture

MamaT should visit this guy and slap him for not breastfeeding.

NaNoop's picture

Dang, what is with this couple? I sincerely hope their kids turn out well-adjusted in spite of this whole situation.

Hysteria's picture

it's a little early to be announcing pregnancy. Int it?

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LoLo's picture

Yall, ha ha ha!

Keg Belly Cranky!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 12:27pm.
We are in a recessin, sluts!

Let this shim get paid!!!

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Hahahaaa! point for BD!

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