He's Just Being Kanye
Kanye West is the jam between my toes, the wax in my ears, the cheese in my...you get it. Basically, he's my everything, because he goes on batshit crazy rants about absolutely anything. I doubt he even know what he's ranting about anymore. Give him a MacBook Air or a Mic and let him rip.
Kanye one again clenched his ass cheeks and blasted MTV for fixing their award shows. At the launch of his new album in London Tuesday, Kanye screamed in ALL-CAPS: “Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious? I mean fucking Jared Leto? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists. I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil' Wayne’s year.”
Err...Someone needs to gently tap on Kanye's shoulder and quietly whisper into his ear, "It is fixed." Kanye needs to save his CAPS and voice for shit that matters... I don't know... Maybe he can scream at the whores at Time Warner for their shitty ass service (I'm always yelling at them). And then he can send a CAPS-FILLED e-mail to my super for not fixing the broken fucking faucet.
Shit! That's what Kanye should do. He should use his god-given skills to help the people by yelling at the whores we're sick of yelling at. Kanye's Anger 4 Rent!
Source: The Sun
Aren't the MTV awards voted on by the viewers?
If you're some teenager with no life sitting at home all day every day voting for Jared Leto's stupid band, while the Lil' Wayne people couldn't give a f_ck, guess who's going to win.
Maybe the viewers thought Kanye's dumbass was robbed the year before so they voted for his crybaby ass because they didn't want him ranting about it again. If he wouldn't have won this year I'm sure he'd be crying to every media outlet known to man. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
But what does Kanye have to say about pissing on the rug?
My dog knows better than THAT!
Rihanna isn't that much better than Britney either. At least Kanye can rap...but yeah, he doth protest too much these days. The fame went to his head. There a quite a few of those no-talent bitches around these days...
Your face!
I don't know which is bigger - his ego or Michelle Obama's ass. Both are HUGE and filled with FLUFF.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081113/ap_on_en_mu/people_kanye_west
WHY is this racist black bitch still making headlines?
I say keep him off D-Listed and if we're lucky, other websites and media outlets may follow along.
No Words and M.E: They were saying something about phone "pings." What's that all about? I haven't been following this case very closely.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
He's right about Shitney. MTV has been going to the crappers these last few years. It's been nothing but Disney kids, American Idol losers and Shitney Smears who gets ALL the pity votes. I wonder how long the "voters" can push the HAG in the faces of people. On what planet was Shitney better than Rihanns?
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Great minds and all that...didn't see your post. But we are definitely sympatico.
I want Caylee's body to be found, to put to rest that little baby. I also want Casey Anthony to die in as painful a way as possible. Finally, I want Cindy and George Anthony to get their heads out of the sand, and quit defending that murdering cunt of a daughter.
M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:21pm
Oh no.
They said there was shamrock which is a favorite thing of Casey's.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Ugh, they are saying now that there were no human remains in the bag.
I can't remember, how long did it take for Laci Peterson's body to wash ashore? 4 months????
Brasi - Yes, her parents are totally covering for her. Because their first talks with police when they retreived the car BOTH her parents said that it smelled like death in the car. George a retired HOMICIDE detective, said he feared when he opened the trunk that it was going to be Caylee dead inside.
Now they are retracting.
Caylee's dad has been said to be deceased.
M.E.
I know, I want Casey to fry for this.
A month until HER MOTHER called in the missing persons report, and now Casey's mom is defending her.
That whole family knows something.
Where is Caylee's father and family in all this?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've got to remember to watch Nancy Grace tonight.
Bradi - I hope that the remains are hers for many reasons, 1. finally put her to rest 2. Hang that cuntrag of a mother of hers 3. get her grandparents to STFU about her still being alive.
Note to Kanye: Your 15 minutes are officially up. You are a no-talent prima donna punk who seems to think people give a shit what you think. Take what cash you have left and buy a Bros. BBQ franchise..."So Good You'll Slap Yo Mama!"
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Gott Dayum...MK, get us a Caylee Anthony post ASAP so I can go medieval on that fucking bitch mother of hers.
Nothing of "evidentiary value has been found"
It's less than a mile from her home though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:57pm.
poor baby who ever it was.
God rest thier sweet soul.
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LA : wow, at least it will be over, I hope they can prove it was that mother of hers.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Bradi- OMFG!! SERIOUSLY!?!?!!?
*opens up browser to CNN*
He is just now realizing this?Lame....
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
NEWS ALERT:
CNN is reporting a bag with bones and toys has been found in a lake/pond in an Orlando, FL park, they are thinking it could be Caylee Anthony's remains.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Anyone that rhymes "klondike" with "blond dyke" should be shot. End of story.
All these years of fixed award shows and this motherfucker just recently figured it out? Entertainment awards have everything to do with good publicists and nothing to do with talent or the rest of us giving a fuck. For example, there's a reason why most people don't even see the movies nominated for Oscars...we don't care what a bunch of egotistical douches think is "art."
Hey!! Kunt-ye Waste! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, fuckface. Let me let you in on a little secret, ya stupit, fugly, JERKOFF! The reason you don't win ANY AWARDS, is because you're a whiny, no-talent-know-nuthin' big FAT LOSER, OK??? Got it, ASS-BAG? Goooooooooooood....now go FUCK OFF AND DIE ALREADY.
All my hate,
cadebra1961
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POIFECT!
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If it wasn't Coltraine then there is no reason to remain sober. Kay?
I bet his CAPS LOCK button reads:
C.....ock.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey Ho move to IdaHo!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Slutsville i sowwy!
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Clarisse NO YOU DO!!!!!
LMAO!
I love that song though!
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:05pm.
SHIZIT?
I thought she called you a Cheese-it!
I was like ummm NO we dont tan like that mmmkay?
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Please stop, please....so I will still have a job tomorrow.
LoLo,
"Well Tod Rundgren just called me and he said
Hello its me
and i said I know i saw you on caller ID"
You FUCKING rock!!!!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:18pm.
I swear, he whines more than a Jewish woman.
Yenta West?
I know her..... ha ha ha!
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Note to Note Maker: Coltrane would neva say that shit!
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Yeah, Missy. I had no clue as to what State to say.. How about we all start eating, and just meet in the middle.. hahahah!! Damn!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
I swear, he whines more than a Jewish woman.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
My tits keep falling out of muh bra!! Oh I'm so helpless!! Where oh Where could I find some extra hands to just hold them in their position? *blinks all cute like, but not so much to where it gets annoying*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
Im down with the threesome lezzie wedding, but WYOMING? LETS NOT GET CRAZY NOW!!!
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Okie, Missy.... Siter Wives time?
I will rock your bonnets off!
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Really Off Topic:
*TODAY is a Full Moon, it explains a few things and MAH BOO is going to be on Leno!!!!
(promoting the CNN Hero Award on T'Giving night I presume)
*edited after my calendar slapped me*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 3:13pm
Todd told me that on the phone
I said you know todd, we cant play these games any longer, can we still be friends?
Then i made him watch that part where they used his purdy song in the back ground when Tom Cruise killed little Pee Pee Cruise in Vanilla Sky and he got upset.
He is sensative, that Todd Rundgren.
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HA!!!!!! I love being married♥
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WTF.. Can you guys move to like Wyoming w/ me and I get in this marriage too.. Cause 3 girls married?? pretty fucking hot, me thinks!! I mean think about it!! Thats 2 on one at one single time.. *looks off into stars* I think this could work.. Or not! I stand before the Lesmean jury.Les-Me-Ann!!!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
see now margo, I LOVE HEROIN TOO!
aint life grand!
I knew we could all play together!!
now wheres okie with those fukitols??
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Well Tod Rundgren just called me and he said
Hello its me
and i said I know i saw you on caller ID
And he
said
Ive thought about you for a long, long time
And i was all like durrr Todd Rundgren, but im married to missy now so you have to stop that.
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Coles (my nickname) also said that heroin will expand your musical talent right before it kills you. *sigh*
Some peoples think I lost my sense of humor after rehab. Not true. I just lost my dealer...
fuck tell me what else he said!!!
sometimes love supreme makes me dizzy... is that normal?
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