He's Just Being Kanye
Kanye West is the jam between my toes, the wax in my ears, the cheese in my...you get it. Basically, he's my everything, because he goes on batshit crazy rants about absolutely anything. I doubt he even know what he's ranting about anymore. Give him a MacBook Air or a Mic and let him rip.
Kanye one again clenched his ass cheeks and blasted MTV for fixing their award shows. At the launch of his new album in London Tuesday, Kanye screamed in ALL-CAPS: “Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious? I mean fucking Jared Leto? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists. I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil' Wayne’s year.”
Err...Someone needs to gently tap on Kanye's shoulder and quietly whisper into his ear, "It is fixed." Kanye needs to save his CAPS and voice for shit that matters... I don't know... Maybe he can scream at the whores at Time Warner for their shitty ass service (I'm always yelling at them). And then he can send a CAPS-FILLED e-mail to my super for not fixing the broken fucking faucet.
Shit! That's what Kanye should do. He should use his god-given skills to help the people by yelling at the whores we're sick of yelling at. Kanye's Anger 4 Rent!
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Two Irish-ish a holes
sitting in a tree
l-i-s-t-e-n-i-n-g
to Coltrane and smoking a doobie!
ha ha ha
Im so pale right now!
DONT TAZE ME HO!
ha ha ha!
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I just read that Kanye blames himself for his mother's death. That is sad, but dammit, Kanye, do you have to take the credit for everything?
wait, is shizit a deeper shade of tan than cheezit?
either way i think were screwed. were both very fair skinned!
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Oh for fucks sake!
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Music is fluid. I had a seance and Coltrane says to move on. He was progressive, and there are others out there. Then I lost the connection.
Margo, I am currently in the market for some prickles if you wanted to give me some.. Free pick-up too! Just a thought!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
SHIZIT?
I thought she called you a Cheese-it!
I was like ummm NO we dont tan like that mmmkay?
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margo if you lost some of your prickles i bet you might have fun playing with us :)
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I am a shizit wife too!
dont you feel speshul now!
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This is why I don't waste my time watching all of these award shows. And I still think Joaquin should have won the Oscar for "Walk The Line." I'm still pissed over that one.
MISSY IS MY WIFE!
Who is messing with my woman!
lmao
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its ok margo, just dont let it happen again
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Sorry Missy. I had the nerve to question your wisdom. You are the shizit. My bad.
chicken butt never gets old man hahahahahaha
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Note to: Regarding Note to: Note To: WHAT?
What?
Chicken Butt.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
i think he just wants to be known for being the "bitcher", this is why he's single and lonely...
mainstream can kiss my ass
http://r-e-ana.livejournal.com/
Note to: people who say Note To: That is really lame!!! Missy if you have any CD's of people who are alive.. Burn them, and while they are burning, throw them on Margo's head!!
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
margo, that shit doesnt make sense
why do i need to buy new music?
i dont like most of it!
john coltrane is not obscure honey!
some stuff I have is new.. but none of the new popular artists do shit for me! i think the music sucks!
why does that rub you the wrong way?
you dont have to answer
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Note to Missy: If most of your fav recording artists are dead, perhaps it's time to buy a cd or two. Kanye is just saying it out loud, but he's not obscure enough for you to starve, I suppose.
KD LOL people always say that about me and I laugh and laugh since I smoke and am extremely unmotivated when it comes to excercize. One day it will catch up with me and I'll stop laughing! :P
and stop chasing me, I'm wheezing now! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:21pm.
I love that Kanye is outraged that Britney beat out Rihanna, like Rihanna is talented or something.
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My thoughts exactly. I really wish Rihanna would sit down somewhere for like, 2 years.
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Quite, though I'd extend that period of time until...well...forever.
Please there is no way Rihanna could out sell Brit Brit. Compared to Britney, Rihanna is the new kid on the block.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Snow- don't you workout or anything? you look like maybe you were a runner in another life or something. yeah, don't look, I'm behind you!
I completely agree with Kanye - he's a whiney BEYOTCH, but at least he's someone speaks out on this fuckary around Shitney Shears and douche bags like Jared Leto winning anything! I guess he hasn't figured out that MTV "fixes" about everything they produce.
He may not be the most mature artist, but I LOVE his music - progressive and I love that he works with cats like Daft Punk, etc.
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Asshair
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Bye! Good
For some odd reason...I truly love Kanye. He's loud, obnoxious, narcissistic, slightly delusional...but in the end he jsut says what everyone else is afraid to say. It's not everday you actually meet a celebrity who talks back, in public, to the voices in his head.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Pearlz: well GOOD LUCK more power to ya girl, I could never do it. ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
THANK YOU, Snow! I was like HELL NO when my bf showed me the flier and then I saw HALF marathon, been wanting to do a whole marathon forever but knew I would not be at quite that point prolly by then. Anyway, I am in pretty good shape, am a size 4, run leisurely at least once a week w yoga 2 to 3 times a week, but since last month have started to log my time on the track and strictly doing the whole 2 miles timed. Long story short n relevant here: J LO IS A FAT ASS LYING HO! haha! Haven't seen if she's actually going to go through with it, but if she does it anytime soon she's hired a stunt double.
Aww, poor Kanye didn't win an award for a song that was 99.9% sampled (from a MUCH better song)... does he know he's turning into the next P. Diddy? What a douche.
(Although I did enjoy Golddigger when it came out. But his new shit sucks.)
ok, Kanye is very talented but so is Pharrell and Chag Hugo. Kanye stays remaking songs, and thinking he is Gods gift to humanity. Britney has been out for what about 9 to 10 years now, have some respect kanye. REgardless to what she has been through she has sold more album copies and concerts then him and rihanna combined. She was the first female to have 3straight number 1 albums. Shit at least at one point brit could dance, rihanna has good people behind her and writing her songs but she cannot hold a note or dancer for shit! AS for Jared leto um he can actually sing and play a instrument..what instrument can u play u chipmunk?Pain is Beauty
Pearly: LOL I've been listening to it when I walk to work thru Manhattan in the am, it will def wake you up
"Yo Momma She Get Crazy"
good luck with that marathon, wow, good for you!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Pearl- don't you LOOOVE it when you are running then all of a sudden it like "OMG this is my songggg" like you are richard simmons or something and it's like you get your second high? Man, I should totally start running again. i was going to go at lunch, but you know, there's always an excuse. Maybe I'll go after work.
OH YES SNOW, ON MY IPOD! I'M TRAINING FOR A HALF MARATHON NOT TIL FEBRUARY AND MAN DOES IT GET THE BLOOD PUMPIN N BUMPIN:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39BDoVDqX_I
Pearlz: have you heard this Pitbull song Krazy with Lil John and I think Luda? It's my new fave for this week.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:54pm.
Pearly: TEAM KANYE (for the music)****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
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A LIL JOHN HOLLA AT MY GURL SNOWPIECE:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AND A HI-5!!
Submitted by msalex on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:21pm.
I love that Kanye is outraged that Britney beat out Rihanna, like Rihanna is talented or something.
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My thoughts exactly. I really wish Rihanna would sit down somewhere for like, 2 years.
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HUSH YO MOUFS!!! YEAH YEAH! I USED TO WANT RHI RHI TO PLUG HER PIEHOLE UNTIL THIS HOTSHIT CAME OUT, AND IT'S JUST NOT ONE GOOD TRACK IT'S MOST OF THE ALBUM:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zdhHLvT7k
A'IGHT NED MORE SPRESSO OUT!1!!1 ;D
KANYE MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A TINY PEE-PEE, YOU WOULD WIN SOME AWARDS, YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH!!!!!
Pearly: TEAM KANYE (for the music)****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
PLUS, KANYE DESERVES SOME LOVE FOR PUTTING OUT THIS MASTERPIECE -- YEAH, KANYE AND 'MASTERPIECE', I KNOW Y'ALL WANT WHAT I'M HAVING RIGHT NOW YAAAAAYYYY PETE'S ESPRESSO :D AND ALL-CAPS!11!!!!!11!!!!!!
KANYE'S HOT ASS LOCKDOWN LOOOOVE TRACK!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVZX-W3vo9I
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Submitted by Karma Police on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:21pm.
I love that Kanye is outraged that Britney beat out Rihanna, like Rihanna is talented or something.
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My thoughts exactly. I really wish Rihanna would sit down somewhere for like, 2 years.
I can't believe I'm about to say this but ... RIGHT ON, KANYE!!! GIVING ANY AWARD BESIDES A STEAMING FRESH COW COOKIE TO BRITNEY IS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY, PERIOD! AND HELLS YES: THIS IS IN ALL-CAPS IN YOUR HONOR -- AND ALL-CAPS JIM'S HONOR! AAAAND ALL-CAPS CHARLES MANSON'S HONOR!!! WHEEEEEEE!!! I BE LOVING ALL-CAPS YEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!111111111!1
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Submitted by Margo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:38pm.
Kanye is just saying the shit out loud. The rest of your fav recording artists are just whining to their publicist. Trust.
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seeing as most of my favorite recording artists are dead or named bob weir, that is total bs.
dont let these assholes convince you that they have anything real to offer the world
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LEAVE KANYE ALLLOOONNNEEE! I love Daft Punk, Guy was always my favorite, hes hot.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 -
Quite! But they've been using it for years, I mean Shitneys been using it in her songs since the beginning. Maybe I'm rather behind but I'm getting sick of all this overly produced electronic bollucks they are calling music these days...damnit..where's my walker?
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Seriously, everything is starting to sound the same these days. Or maybe I just need hearing aids..
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Agreed. Now what to do about the music videos that make less and less sense...
Whine-ye West needs to shut up already about the stupid MTV awards. Who even watches that shit anymore?
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Kanye is just saying the shit out loud. The rest of your fav recording artists are just whining to their publicist. Trust.
That song Stronger...was actually Daft Punk's song with some stupid Kanye lyrics thrown in....the song was better without him. I dont think you should win an award for someone elses song...stupid Kanye.
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Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 -
Quite! But they've been using it for years, I mean Shitneys been using it in her songs since the beginning. Maybe I'm rather behind but I'm getting sick of all this overly produced electronic bollucks they are calling music these days...damnit..where's my walker?
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Seriously, everything is starting to sound the same these days. Or maybe I just need hearing aids..
Kanye: Douche, douche, douchedouchedouche, da-douche.
if it makes you feel any better MK, when my dad was dying, he wanted HD tv really badly and Time warner came out 9 times and couldnt fix it. Last time they came out , he threw up on the tech! amazingly it was fixed. later he told me he did it on purpose... lordy you have to love old people who know how to get their way!