He's Just Being Kanye
Kanye West is the jam between my toes, the wax in my ears, the cheese in my...you get it. Basically, he's my everything, because he goes on batshit crazy rants about absolutely anything. I doubt he even know what he's ranting about anymore. Give him a MacBook Air or a Mic and let him rip.
Kanye one again clenched his ass cheeks and blasted MTV for fixing their award shows. At the launch of his new album in London Tuesday, Kanye screamed in ALL-CAPS: “Britney Spears over Rihanna? Are you serious? I mean fucking Jared Leto? He’s my boy but he shouldn’t have won over some of those other artists. I won nothing last year and I’d brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil' Wayne’s year.”
Err...Someone needs to gently tap on Kanye's shoulder and quietly whisper into his ear, "It is fixed." Kanye needs to save his CAPS and voice for shit that matters... I don't know... Maybe he can scream at the whores at Time Warner for their shitty ass service (I'm always yelling at them). And then he can send a CAPS-FILLED e-mail to my super for not fixing the broken fucking faucet.
Shit! That's what Kanye should do. He should use his god-given skills to help the people by yelling at the whores we're sick of yelling at. Kanye's Anger 4 Rent!
Source: The Sun
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Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:14pm.
the song that's completely electronically manipulated so much that it doesn't even sound like him?
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Ha! Yup, that's the one! You are right maybe they were using that Automatic Tuner stuff! That is amazing to me that they have something like that. Now nobody really has to have talent. Makes me cry myself to sleep sometimes, as my 'talent' is CTD.
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Quite! But they've been using it for years, I mean Shitneys been using it in her songs since the beginning. Maybe I'm rather behind but I'm getting sick of all this overly produced electronic bollucks they are calling music these days...damnit..where's my walker?
I used to pity Kanye because of his mom's death figuring grief had deranged him for awhile.
However, like other celebs whose stories have been posted today, it's time to move on with life and get over it.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Kanye West is the patron saint of Western Culture when Angelina Jolie is busy. I mean, he's the petulant younger, black cousin. Because he is famous, he really should say more things, more things that flow straight from his subconscious to his mouth with nothing to interfere.
That is the world I want to live in.
More Kanye.
More.
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You cant be a HUGE loud-mouthed squid-for-brains egotistical prick and expect to win awards!!!! STFU Kanye....no one likes you!!
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
Rihanna needs to calm the fuck down, she's always making noises on my TV and it's annoying me, BritBrit on the other hand is just handling her bidness and ain't nuthin wrong with that
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I don't like you, but if I did, I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
He's so corny, why didn't he rant and rave to his mother about the plastic surgery she died from or at least had taken her to a reputable surgeon.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
these people are out of control man
can we slip these people massive doses of lsd so they can look outside their own assholes for once?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Bitch better get his shit out there while he can...i have a feeling he will soon be goin the same place Suge girlfriend went....
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Poor Kanye, he doesn't understand that the entire world may not (and in most cases, does not) share his opinions.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
As much as I want to smack Kanye with a fuckin Squid I have to agree with him. Fuckin Britney Spears over Riri!? Oh hell no! I could not belive that shit! I got down on my knees and was prayin this was not the end of times.
suddenly the whole broken jaw thing is making sense, who wouldn't smack him til he couldn't make noise?
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I don't like you, but if I did, I'd tell you that hair was a mistake
Submitted by DivasGone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:18pm.
I've pranced around in my underwear more than once to "Gimme More"...
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i'm commiting suicide here, but i've busted mah boot moves to "womanizah" in my chonies...
i wish i had a pink wig, tho.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
I love that Kanye is outraged that Britney beat out Rihanna, like Rihanna is talented or something.
Snow, she really said she could call the cops.
I said Do it bitch, but yall service the fucking police stations and i bet they dont got no internets either so they cant find me cunt.
Then the Keg told me not to say cunt so loud.
It makes me so angry.
I really hate Time Warner.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I am always amazed at the amount of Kanye on my ipod. When I read shit like this though the delete button seems to call my name. I believe the phrase is, "just shut up and sing, Kanye".
i would hire him to scream at my new neighbors to STFU.
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And i'm on my knees looking for the answer..
are we human, or are we dancers?
Rihanna's hot and all but Britney Spears' music is a guilty pleasure.
I've pranced around in my underwear more than once to "Gimme More"...
Kanye is proof that life itself is fixed...
Momus: You're in. For your name alone.
Snowy: Make it Barry's version of showtunes & we'll talk.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
LoLo they are the WORST YAY LOLOL when I had TWC they used to piss me off so much!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:14pm.
the song that's completely electronically manipulated so much that it doesn't even sound like him?
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Ha! Yup, that's the one! You are right maybe they were using that Automatic Tuner stuff! That is amazing to me that they have something like that. Now nobody really has to have talent. Makes me cry myself to sleep sometimes, as my 'talent' is CTD.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 1:10pm.
I realize this won't make me popular w/ you kids, but I don't think I've ever heard a Kanye song. & I like it that way.
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May I join your club of Kanye-virgins who have never heard him "sing"?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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_Maybe he can scream at the whores at Time Warner for their shitty ass service (I'm always yelling at them).
MK! I got into a verbal fist figt with this bitch on the phone at Time Warner yessterday and i ended up threatening to wait for the bitch after work to beat the shit out of her with the fucking box.
She was all like, I can call the cops
and i wa all like DO IT BITCH
Then they hung up on me.
Everyone on my street has been without the internet for three days and we were all told its our computers.
Bastards
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
who cares, it's fucking EmptyV.
somebody needs to tell him that the fans voted. i love rhianna's album, but Blackout was fabulous.
Did he ever address the report that said he peed all over his dressing room?
the song that's completely electronically manipulated so much that it doesn't even sound like him?
Poor Kanyay. I'm going to say something nice about him:
At first I thought he sang like crap, but then I was shocked when I heard his new song and he actually sounded way better!
nooooo drama! kanye has some really good songs, despite his genneral douchery!
If you listen to some Kanye I will listen to some showtunes, OTAY????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
I realize this won't make me popular w/ you kids, but I don't think I've ever heard a Kanye song. & I like it that way.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Dissing on Jared Leto?
Un cool Kangay.
But yes to the Shitney thing.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
does this mean he's still a douche? I'm confused.