Afternoon Crumbs
Alexyss K. Tylor teaches us about the joys of handicapped sex - Crunk + Disorderly
Preview Our Lady of Cheeto's album....it needs more Chester - 103.5 KTU
Alessandra Ambrosio just had a baby and she looks like this - Egotastic!
Katie Holmes looks like an old timey peasant lady going off to the river to do laundry on the rocks - Just Jared
Bruno watches, but doesn't touch at gay orgy - Towleroad
Tara Reid will never learn - IDLYITW
Kelly Ripa dances with the Knicks, doesn't suck that hard (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
A bunch of hos at the Country Music Awards - Popsugar
Penny Cruz upskirt! Okay, it's not Penny, it's her sister, but she's still a Cruz! - Hollywood Tuna
Boobs on wheels - Cityrag
Panatroll hates HoHan - Lainey Gossip
Natalie Portman is homeless - Hollywood Rag
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o and Monica cruz is hotter than penelope Pain is Beauty
omg they handicapped man said he could eat it so good that the woman could poop, um I'm guessing he ate out some old lady he met at bingo night.
I cannot wait for hayden to go away, brits new album will be hot. I hope she get's her act together and tours. Tara reid is on par with mickey rourke. Pain is Beauty
I would turn for Monica Cruz.
That is all.
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
my pussy hair's not nappy...my shit lays down...
my new siggie...
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you can always tell someone's character by how they treat those they don't need to treat well...
Wait - did the parapeligic dude say he ate pussy so good that sometimes the woman pooed? Please tell me that is not what he said.
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My brains tell me he's a douche,
but my genitals tell me he's a hot piece.
Alexyss sounds like the hot piece TARA from TRUE BLOOD!!
There was a time when I thought Tara Reid was the MOST beautiful it girl, I dont know what she did wrong to wind up as lame and washed up as she is now but man.....
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Will be dinning with Terry McMillan this Thanksgiving....she's told others she finds me intriging and wants to get to know me better ;)
Submitted by SadButTrue on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:18pm.
I hate you.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
"I got fresh clippers in the bathroom right now!!"
Holy cow.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Alessandra is my girl crush! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!
Britney SUCKS.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Well, since you fine ladies asked for specifics, yes...14 in a night. Let's just say his oral skills were unsurpassed. This was a man who would literally be rolling behind me, tugging off my panties the minute I walked through the door. He was half Italian, half Greek and completely insatiable. I never met a man with such a high sex drive (especially for giving oral). No Viagra, no Cialis, just 100% horndog, always ready to go.
Alexyss K. Tylor has lost her entertainment value for me. She needs serious psychiatric treatment.
The CMA pics are conspicuously missing the hottest man in country music, George Strait.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
You nailed it! It was Billy Dean!!
I am picking up Robbie Williams GH tonight so i'll look for the Darius CD.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Billy Dean.
Gotta run...check out some Rucker tonight Clarisse! If you pick up the soul album...just make sure you think of me!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Oh wait! My country past is coming back to me!!! Oh! I loved this guy...what was his name...urgh! about 10 years ago. Looked like Macgyver!
Oh think...think...
Something Dean?
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Well, you have been paying attention. =)
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And they say women are complicated.
I wasn't always this smooth, in my 20's I think my best line was "can I buy you a drink?" LOL No wonder I was fuckin broke AND horny all the time!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Jeffro11,
"Why do I picture you making a very 'come hither' face when you say that?"
Well, you have been paying attention. =)
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
*scream* I adore Alexyss K. Tylor! I sent her a message on Youtube, and she ACTUALLY ANSWERED ME BACK!
I almost peed my pants, I was so happy.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
no mullet, bubbeleh, I just loves me some twang, that's all.
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George Strait is the man. *ducks as Clarisse and company throw shit*
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:59pm.
Mrs. K, I never pictured you as having a mullet!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no mullet, bubbeleh, I just loves me some twang, that's all.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:57pm.
Jeffro11,
I am sure you could turn us on to a lot of things.
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Why do I picture you making a very 'come hither' face when you say that? LOL
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:55pm.
Here Jeffro, I wrote you a song:
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Mrs. K, I never pictured you as having a mullet!
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
Jeffro11,
I am sure you could turn us on to a lot of things.
I like old school country...Patsy Cline, Hank Williams..etc...i do not however like new school country.
I am not narrow minded musically. You can find anything from Berlioz to Billie Holiday to Buckcherry in my player at any given moment.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Oh yeah Johnny Cash's remake of Hurt and Ring of Fire are good. And Phil Hartman potraying him in the Betty Ford Christmas Special on SNL years and years ago was one of the funniest things ever.
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http://scarletwordsandthoughts.blogspot.com/
A place for book lovers
Hootie?
That guy who used to blow fish?
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Here Jeffro, I wrote you a song:
I laughed when you packed your bags and told me goodbye
I hollered, "I don't need you," ah but honey, that's a lie
Please, please baby, baby come back home
'Cause it's so cold and dark here all alone
If you come back I promise I'll be good
If you come home, baby, I'll act like I should
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Wait, why does Natalie Portman live with her parents?
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:51pm.
*says in whiniest voice ever*
But i don't like country music.
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but you liked it...you know you did!
There's another cut on the country CD called "I Hope They Get to Me in Time"...he's basically just been in a car wreck and is watching his life flash before his eyes while waiting to be rescued.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
I like Johnny Cash! He's cuntry, Isn't he?? His voice is just so sooothing.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:51pm.
Sorry but I never like cuntry ever. Songs about walls, 18 wheels and a dozen roses and horses just turn me off. Maybe some of Dolly Parton's poppier stuff is alright but that's about it.
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Sorry, never heard of him.
Was my man Dwight Yoakum there? I lurves me some Dwight.
Hard core twang.
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Mrs. K- Didn't see Dee-wight. Daruis IS Hootie.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
@Okie- I was thinking the same thing.
Yes, Hootie has dun gone Cuntry
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"NO, I am NOT Hootie!"
Broaden your horizons, ladies! Why limit yourself to one style of music...I could turn you all on to one country song or another.
Country, soul, and rock n roll...and after 14 orgasms, I'd recommend some Andrea Bocelli. :-)
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
*says in whiniest voice ever*
But i don't like country music.
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:38pm.
didja see Daruis Rucker?
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Sorry, never heard of him.
Was my man Dwight Yoakum there? I lurves me some Dwight.
Hard core twang.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
TAKE THE FUCKIN MARBLES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BITCH AND SPEAK CLEARLY. YOU'RE WORSE THAN A MCDONALDS DRIVE THRU TELLER IN MIAMI. I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT THING DEEP TOUNGING PUSSY. GIVE HIM SOME CHALUPAS ALREADY.
On the CMA's last night, when Kellie Pickler sang, the hub kept waiting for the upskirt. Doing all that squating and opening of the legs, she was *this* shy of showing beaver.
And Miley Cyrus's dress. Ugh, your 15!! Put your side tit away!
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:20pm.
Gimmie more gimmie more
gimmie gimmie more
MEDS!
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Hmm, thre is something about this, that I like.. Can't quite figure it out.. Oh yeah, Gimme More Meds.. Yep, that's the ticket!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:41pm.
Jeffro11,
Wait! Daruis Rucker was on the Cuntry music awards show??? Is his solo stuff *gulp* country?
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Yes, Hootie has dun gone Cuntry.
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:41pm.
Jeffro11,
Wait! Daruis Rucker was on the Cuntry music awards show??? Is his solo stuff *gulp* country?
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Yup! He's got a country CD, heres the 1st vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa7ot4R_-Qo
(there are better cuts on the CD too.)
A few years ago he put out another solo CD that's old school soul, good shaggin tunes...
http://www.amazon.com/Back-Then-Darius-Rucker/dp/B000066HQD/ref=sr_1_2?i...
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
SadButTrue better not be a LiarFace!
OFF TOPIC:
I just saw a pic on ONTD of what is supposed to be Whitney Houston's new CD cover. OMG....it is RIDICULOUS.
Makes the "Circus" Pics of Britney look real.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
Jeffro11,
Wait! Daruis Rucker was on the Cuntry music awards show??? Is his solo stuff *gulp* country?
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
STOP!!! SadButTrue!!!!
Where did you go?? You don't throw "14 orgasms in one night" and this group and walk away!?!?!
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I want to live till I die. No more, no less.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:35pm.
I watched a little bit of that CMA crapfest last night
Taylor Swifty cannot sing!
Ouch, it was painful.
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didja see Daruis Rucker? I've got his CD, awesome. Of course he could pretty much sing the phone book and make it sound good.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
I watched a little bit of that CMA crapfest last night
Taylor Swifty cannot sing!
Ouch, it was painful.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
_GObama!!
ROLL TIDE TIMES?
He urrrrrrrmmmmmm just cause they talk with a twang doesnt mean they are racists.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:29pm.
I bet those country music hillbillies are pissed we have a black president.
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Tyroan...I understand what what you're saying...but I listen primarily to country music, and I voted for Obama.
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"How can you diagnose someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder, then act like I have some choice about barging in here?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFHBVWpRS6M&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdqSifHasCU&feature=related
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And LOL - they all have these pics that look nothing like her! LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zukLQlYoFgg&feature=related
This one has a real singer on it! LOL! This last one is good. Check it.
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I bet those country music hillbillies are pissed we have a black president.
GObama!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 4:20pm.
ok angel: I went back & tried again but I thought they were ALL horrible, LOL
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Yeah - it's not Tchaikovsky or anything
But I think it's sounds saleable. It'll sell. Especially to the loons. And then the remixes - OMG snowy, check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dx4fhZeC8n0
You know it's just cuz there's atchally some skillz on there instead of just the ho.
It's also why I give props to her team as opposed to her. Cuz she's a puppet. Its the people around her who know things.
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