Thursday, November 13th 2008
Vomit Inducing Quote Of The Day
Vadge has reportedly been telling her friends that A-Rod "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body."
Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:26pm.
Hey Sandbitch, I totally agree - it is EGO and nothing else, that did these them in, including Pitt. Goodbye, good luck and good riddance!
===> There ya go. Ego is the most expensive self-indulgence there is. Will make a whore out of anyone.
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Madonna is living proof of what happens when you take urself too seriously, you end up alienating the people who love you most and end up spewing shit like this from your mouth.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:26pm.
Hey Sandbitch, I totally agree - it is EGO and nothing else, that did these them in, including Pitt. Goodbye, good luck and good riddance!
===> There ya go. Ego is the most expensive self-indulgence there is. Will make a whore out of anyone.
Hey Sandbitch, I totally agree - it is EGO and nothing else, that did these them in, including Pitt. Goodbye, good luck and good riddance!
Submitted by Inflatuated on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:16pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjj9Z1de2DY
You should check out the link above. Copy paste, whatever, that is one of the most sensual things I have seen. Madonna (how did she lose herself in the last 5 yrs!!!), Britney (WTF!!!) and Xtina (pre-tranny mode, again !!!).
These three women had it ALL, let it go to their heads, and lost it as a result. Fucking ay!
===> So much for fame and riches, then LOVE eh? Ego will gobble you up like no other. See Brad Pitt for further reference.
Maybe A-Rod thinks that if he inhales enough of Madonna's roid queefs that he can improve his performance.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjj9Z1de2DY
You should check out the link above. Copy paste, whatever, that is one of the most sensual things I have seen. Madonna (how did she lose herself in the last 5 yrs!!!), Britney (WTF!!!) and Xtina (pre-tranny mode, again !!!).
These three women had it ALL, let it go to their heads, and lost it as a result. Fucking ay!
Express Yourself Madonna
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMt53HYkfY8
Many years ago, before Vadge was um real BIG, I recall Molly Meldrum (Aussie) saying on Countdown (Aussie Show) "mark my words this girl is gonna be BIG, her name is Madonna". So I did. And Molly was right.
Madonna loved Molly and vice versa (he's a bloke BTW).
Molly Meldrum interviewing Madonna and her Dad in 1989.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jroB3X4NN0
Yeah, well, Madonna has a habit of falling for - to use another commenter's apt term - meatheads.
Either she's interpreting his dumb silences and meager sentences as some kind of stark simple poetry or she's interpreting his machismo as... oh hell, I don't know. It's probably just that his roid-shrunken penis feels really good in her anus.
I am so sick of this narcissistic bitch and her overly built body. It's not attactive and she looks stupid... Why doesn't she just go away and find help for being such an attention whore... God, I am so, so sick of her. And to think that I used to like her!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz: "A few years ago when the Yankees were in town I saw Derek Jeter walking down Fifth Avenue, and I was looking at him like, "Mmmm, he looks familar," and he was looking at me like "What the fuck are YOU lookin' at,"...so I flipped him off."
I didn't know it was possible to love you more than I do. But I do. You made me laugh so hard, woman!
Madonna reminds me of that muscle bound weight lifting kid...Amember him? He was creepy! Yeah, she's creepy too...ARod reminds me of a hot frat boy who is too dumb to fuck, and Guy reminds me of the erotic dream I had last night...Don't disappoint me, Guy, feed the boys L'il Debbie snack cakes, Shasta, and Chef-BoyArdee for din dins, read them R. Crumb comic books at night, toss a tabloid on their pillow, and then, let's you and me have some NASTAY TIMES in NASTAY TOWN...on webcam...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A-rod should have said about Madonna,"She's an insane control freak trapped in the body of a preying mantis".
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I started watching baseball when A-Rod was the shortstop on the Seattle Mariners team, he is gorgeous.
I think he is gay or having issues with his sexuality.
A man with his looks does not date or marry the dogs he dates and marries.
when you hit fifty, it's time to put your crotch under wrap
she is hideous...fifty is not that old...I cannot believe I used to like her back in the day. Her and Janet Jackson need to give it a serious rest...they are both worn out and butt ass ugly..
the fear of getting his dick snapped off while inside her vadge of steel must be TERRIFYING!!!!!
Your face!
when you hit fifty, it's time to put your veins under wraps.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:18pm.
I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Yea maybe he has a decent body, but he def has a buttaface.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:16pm.
To me, it's not how she looks, it's the utterly joyless way she presents herself.
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so true...
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:18pm.
She's the other end of the spectrum from wesson oil lady. Body dissomethingorother.
I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
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I bet she sees an extremely enlarged clitoris. A mini peen, if you will...
I'm just sayin'...
Why does she think that looks good?
A poem by A Rod:
My ball, my bat, my baseball hat.
My Jeter, my oily peter.
Our locker room love in spring
How the smell of his jock makes me lose everything.
I used to love her in the 80's and part of the 90's. I know aging does not make you look like this WTF?!
I know it's like comparing your ass to your elbow but, damn Sophia Loren, Tina Turner, Michelle Pfeiffer...women whether it was help from the scalpel or not look good for their ages. And this bitch with all the money she got cannot get herself together. UGH!
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She's the other end of the spectrum from wesson oil lady. Body dissomethingorother.
I wonder what she sees when she looks in the mirror.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Madonna's drive has always been fame and fortune, not mastery of dance, songwriting, or singing, or(God knows), acting.
To me, it's not how she looks, it's the utterly joyless way she presents herself. You can be in shape - cut even, without coming off so strident.
I mean her "sexiness" is the ultimate dick-shrinker.
She's got a lot of anger in her. She has the resources to deal with that anger. I hope she gets it, for Lourdes' Rocco's, and David's sakes.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by KillBilly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:11pm.
It's funny how all the comments are about her being old and in need of a walker yada, yada, yada - aside from it not being true
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OMG you reposted this?
When I stopped myself TWICE from mentioning that MY post was not about her age?
See? Now you made. *sigh*
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Her labia's got a six-pack.
Madge, honey, take some time off...
GROSS. You cannot tell me that meathead A-Rod has the heart of a motherfucking poet.
It's funny how all the comments are about her being old and in need of a walker yada, yada, yada - aside from it not being true - she proving almost every night she can keep up with 20 year olds.
I think that very fact is one of many reasons why people hate her.
Her fans on the other hand love the fact that people hate her - her entire career has been based on people hating her she's even said that herself.
So keep the hate going it will only more her stronger...
Submitted by KillBilly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:53pm.
It's funny how all the comments are about her being old and in need of a walker yada, yada, yada - aside from it not being true - she proving almost every night she can keep up with 20 year olds.
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Mmmmm, I saw a video with her and Pipsqueak Timberlake and she barely got her feet of the ground...she was, like, shuffling or something.
I was not impressed.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Pearl Necklace, excellent point. The older women who are sexy are the ones who are at peace with their age and just act like themselves, not frenzied haglike parodies of what they once were.
That, and Tina Turner's legs look awesome. And human.
oklahoma, NO DEAR LORD PLEEEEEEZ! If that happened, her roidy cooch would flop out, and the rancid rotted stink would immediately kill the audience! And the picture would render audiences blind, crippled or dead.
It would be sort of like a horrific visual version of that Monty Python skit about the joke so good it was lethal -- the crotch so gross it could kill.
Submitted by KillBilly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:44pm.
Hey The Bitch she did say something about Prop. 8:
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I think that was The Bitch saying that, actually...to DJ Tenn....
But what I came to say was: Sure. But you know - Madonna can make some fucking noise, right? She has the power. It could be, so easily, more widespread AND it would be good for her tour - instead of all this lazy "watch my marriage fall apart" reality show bullshit.
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It is only fitting that a Vomit Inducing Quote would come from such a Vomit Inducing Person.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Hey The Bitch she did say something about Prop. 8:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUGgqFzU844
Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
I think it would be funny if in one of those dance moves/poses her front crotch of her Suit slipped and flashed the whole crowd.
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Oh, the humanity!!
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
ah, madonna. those bulging armpit muscles are especially...oh, and the arms! the pure orangutan-like strength...and i simply can't put into words the feelings her thrusting groin evokes. if pictures could give off a scent, this one would surely reek.
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:47pm.
Dear Madonna,
since you have been made a zillionaire about 10 times over due to dumb shallow taste free sheep gays handing you their last dime while all our civil rights are being stripped away , it would be mighty white of you to open your piehole about Prop 8.
You Goddamn fucking Bitch.
xoxo
tenn.nYc
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Know before you speak: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=21FHMNcLWHs
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
God, she is pathetic. "The heart of a poet"? Pardon me while I throw up.
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When I picture the gates to hell, that picture above comes to mind...
Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:13pm.
Once you start nearing menopause it's probably a good time to hang up the fishnet stockings and knee high boots. Enough Madonna, we get it. The world has moved on and so should you!
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True. I'm biased because I love Tina Turner, but can't Vadge learn from Tina? She is still going strong and doesn't TRY to hang with the 20-30-somethings. She just does her thing and is actually attractive but not trying to pretend she's till 20.
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:12pm.
I don't know how Guy was hittin that. It looks like a vegetarian sausage on steroids..
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I figure he hit it the first year they were married, but even that is iffy -- she still looked good then, but if it's true he only married under pressure from her dad and her because she got knocked up for that, maybe not even that.
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Once you start nearing menopause it's probably a good time to hang up the fishnet stockings and knee high boots. Enough Madonna, we get it. The world has moved on and so should you!
Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:06pm
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aw, be gentle on Provolone; he's having a bad four years, what with the market saturated with Rush Limbaugh-wannabes and no takers among the young growing liberal majority ;D
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I don't know how Guy was hittin that. It looks like a vegetarian sausage on steroids..
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
She needs to be like angelina and move on to a different season/phase in her life (read: retire madonna!).
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:58pm.
"it would be mighty white of you"-DJ Tenn
My racist roommate would say that all the time, especially to waitresses..."Here's your Pepsi" "Oh thanks, mighty white of you, mighty white.
BREAKING NEWS Provolone, Vadgezilla's career THRIVES on racism, since her entire catalogue is just a shitass ripoff of Black Latino & GAY culture , that Whitey isnt interested in until it has a white blond face attached to it.
"If it doesnt have a working peen,then Kate's not leaving with it"-MK
Submitted by theregalone on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:09pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 5:31pm.
I think it would be funny if in one of those dance moves/poses her front crotch of her Suit slipped and flashed the whole crowd.
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*I* think it would be funny if she broke her hip! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now THAT would be funny!
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