Thursday, November 13th 2008
Vomit Inducing Quote Of The Day
Vadge has reportedly been telling her friends that A-Rod "has the heart of a poet trapped inside an insanely gorgeous body."
Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body.
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Two roid heads rubbing sticks together. Not since Lou Ferigno fucked Barry Bonds has this happened!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
You old
But me like
Gristled meat
Me bought slut book
And beat my meat~ Slut Book by A. Rod
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yeah those shirts are dumb
ass-rod did a spread in vogue right after he signed with the yanks. *giggles*
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*vomits*
I think the quote really was A-Rod has an insane, gorgeous heart trapped inside a poet's body.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
ass-rod is hated by my whole town so this is pretty ok by me
we sell shirts outside fenway that say
YANKEES SUCK
A-ROD SWALLOWS
cause he does!
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I know a woman needs her privacy when going through a difficult divorce when she constnatly is in the spread eagle position thrusting her BIG FAT GIANT BAGINA BONE.
My mom told me thats how you can tell when people need their peace and quiet, when their yelling LOOK AT ME!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Me swing bat
Bat hit ball
Me squirt in you
You shout and moan
You lick sweat off my balls~ Switch Hit by A. Rod
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If I gave him the vowels would he be able to spell poet?
the DUDE! abides...
Side note- she looks gross.
Everything about her is vomit inducing. Please MK stop posting these pics of her old dried up nasty ass.
Next stop: Beyond middle age crisis.
Oh and look, we are running right on time.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
ahahaha funny.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I second the 'vomit inducing body'
MK you never fail to be the ray of sunshine in my otherwise mundane existence!
MK_ Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body.
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HAHAHA, still cracking me up MK, thanks!
dear madonna,
you're 50. that outfit should be hidden in the bottom drawer of the dresser for after the kiddies are asleep. please put it there and LEAVE it there.
kthxbai!
on a side note: a-rod's not that hot last i checked. i'd much rather have me some grady sizemore... he's a hottie.
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"Your HR lady is a cunt." -Chris Ecclestons Concubine
Ugh! I totally just got the hickups! But surely she hasn't seen the way that looks int he mirror or in a picture. She is Vagina Fierce!! hahah Sasha fiece.. *blinks*
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And I'm the one who loves you when You're fucking Dead!
A-rods poetry goes a little something like this;
Daaaaahhhhhhh I didnt mean to kill the bunny
i was pettin it
*drools*
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She looks like a skinned animal - maybe a frog?
has Vadge has been hanging out with the Brangeloonies, and Britney tards? She starting to sound just as delusional as them. And there ain't nothing "gorgeous" about gay-rod.
O/T: They just showed a clip of Beyonce as Etta James on Oprah, WHY?
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Forget the vomit inducing quote.. look at the body inducing body...
Ha ha ha ha ha. I would love to read some of his poems.
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Go Granny.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
MICHAEL I LOVE YOU, ARE FUCKEN HALARIOUS!!!
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I'd let Reggie Bush do whatever he wants to me!!!
Wait a second...She has friends??
bwhahahahahahahaahahahahaa
"Aw. That's sweet. And A-Rod has been telling his friends that Vadge has the vagina of a T-Rex on He-Man's body."
Damn that pelvic thrust thing she's doing is nastay
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Im Skeletor bitch!!
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I am sick of seeing her groin area, it scares the devil out of me!
just puked on my keyboard. Guess I'm done for the day.
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