Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:34pm.
Oh wonderful. I do like a challenge.
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We'll need to change his name to something more suited to our edgy lifestyles. Could I suggest CAPX?
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Dang, bitch is growing some Gary Busey-like chompers! WTF???
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I saw a pic of angelina with bradlet and the child army on the cover of a magazine. they had angelina's baby hotel circled and a question: "NUMBER 7?"
when I first saw it I figured no way. but now... maybe she is preg?
so this interview could be her premptive strike in case she has to turn down some movie roles.
she isn't going anywhere. but she may have to take a break. that's what I think...
even if she is not pregnant she has a freaking houseful of children. I think sometimes the sane part of her notices that and is like oh.. damn... I need to take care of all of these babies!
as for her looks. um... angelina hasn't been very easy on her body so I don't know she could be aging a little faster? I haven't noticed it myself.
she needs to get people to tone down this most beautifulest woman in the world for all tiiiime bs (if she can). no she can't live up to that. who could? but she is good looking and if people could just stick to "beautiful" she can live up to that and more.
Great idea Angie, because it's the real you Brad loves, not the perks of being part of a Hwood "it" couple. Don't worry, you're not getting any younger or hotter, but he won't leave you for some strange. *evil laughter*
Shut.The.Fuck.Up.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:34pm.
Oh wonderful. I do like a challenge.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA UGLY ASS CRACKA BITCH!
I see James Haven checking in, but hey - whatever happened to loveangelina ?? I can't remember if it was love_angelina or not. Always got a good laugh reading you guys' arguments.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
Your entire diatribe made me laugh, and I too am an insane grammar and punctuation dork. I tear my hair out and scream at the ocean when things come home from school, WRITTEN BY TEACHERS, like "what affect will this have on the nation's economy?" and such like!
I'm going to have to quote you in my sig line!
Submitted by ratherfine on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:31pm.
BURNT? TENNIS CANS? SOFA BATTERIES?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:21pm.
of course.
Let's adopt ratherfine.
Oh wonderful. I do like a challenge.
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FUCK U MADDOX U UGLY ASS BITCH!!!!!!
SHILOH AND HER DICK LIPS
ZAHARA THE BURNT SHIT
Oh please Fishsticks was the first to taunt and tease us with the "I want to be a mother and not an actress!" bullshit. Lie tellers all of them.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:21pm.
of course.
Let's adopt ratherfine.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
I WANNA STICK A BOMB IN HER FACE!!!!! A BIG ASS FART BOMB, HER UGLY FAM, HER PALE SKIN AND HER BIG FAT WRINKLED ASS!!!! SHE SUCKS A PIECE OF SHIT, THEN SHE FARTS. IM SO SICK OF HER ASS!!!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF ASS!!!!!! SHE SMELLS LIKE ROTTON FUCKIN EGGS!
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Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 7:05am.
She calls herself a successful actress- hello, reality calling, where is your head, bloody Narnia? Judi Dench is a successful actress, you are a babbling moron who doesn’t exist unless you can see your rabid looking face in print
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OK, that's it...you and me, we're gettin' hitched.
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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.
IM GLAD SHES LEAVING WITH HER UGLY WRINKLED TWINS! THEY ARENT TWINS THEYRE JUST SHITS. A PIECE OF DRIED SHIT!!!!! AND HER SQUINTY EYED UGLY ASS SON
Hey. I'm watching Jen in 30 Rock. She's fun:)
But yes - it's obvious she recently got hit with the old lady stick.
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Deb, "a body made for sex???" do you like fucking skeletons???
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
"I can't be a successful actress forever" LOL, come on now!!! When was the last hit movie she had???
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Blah blah blah I'm Angelina I love myself I have amazing kids and a hot man, blah blah blah, I'm just a punk kid with tattoos, blah blah blah, its so cool our kids can see the film where their parents fell in love, blah blah blah, and screw that Aniston bitch she's no way near as good-looking as me blah blah blah. Did that distract you from how crap an actress I am yet? No? Ok how about UN peace keeper blah blah blah, humanitarian philanthropist blah, blah, blah.... You get the picture.
Why does Jolie give interviews to every freakin' magazine in the world? Now she just did an interview with some Australian magazine. She drones on and on about the family. Only one paragraph is about the Changeling (which she's supposedly promoting). It seems to me like she's just trying to promote her FAMILY. That's all this chic talks about is Brad and the kids. No mention of her brother or any friends. Not even any REAL stories about the kids. It's just her perception on having a family. Really it's about her. Sounds a little sad. Understandably children become the center of your world - but to not have any other relationships outside of the family unit is rather absurd. She'll never leave the limelight... then she wouldn't be able to keep Jen caught up about her life with Pitt by doing one interview after another!!
Those be some FUCKED UP teefus!!
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Ummmmmmm... I think she needs to continue acting to support all those kids she adopted... just in case Brad falls for a HOTTER vixen than her!
Keep working, Angie!
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Sit yo ass down!
Lizzeib, you are one funny bitch!!! I loved your post...seriously, hilarious.
Only in my dreams would Angelina Scary ever fade away from the spotlight with her mouth-breathing retard of a boyfriend and their collection of dolls...I mean, children.
And will someone PLEASE fix that weird mouth of hers??!!!
buh bye bitch. mangie can't leave soon enough.
You know, that interview, I would have to say...
Angelina Jolie is one of the stupidest people I have ever seen.
Angie is quitting hollywood, because that is the trendy, rebellious thing to do now, you see. She is above all of this hollywood silliness! Silly little movies she doesnt need them anymore../!!!
Submitted by eszter on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:11am.
here's the interview, if you wanna see it for yourselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vob2ezFIrqQ
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That's very cool. She tells a lot of lies but she's good. I can't tell what their about, exactly.
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Dingbat has a LONG way of actual child rearing to go before she starts thinking about being a grandma. What a dumbshit. She obviously doesn't think before she opens her pie hole.
Unfortunately, like Cher, I think there may be several retirements and comebacks. I wish she would just go the fuck away permanently, but the incessant chateau hopping might require a double income.
here's the interview, if you wanna see it for yourselves:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vob2ezFIrqQ
in context and everything
Yeah now that I think about that grandma part again after saying what I said earlier... totally, her kids are so little what is this grandma crap...she's effing crackers!
I won't believe she's going away until I see the "BYE! GOOD" tattoo on her fingers.
"Get ready to be a grandma."...? Yeah, cuz that's what you get ready for when your oldest kid is like what, six?
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
She has been saying that 4-ever now. She is no much of an egomaniac to quiet. If she really is she is planning planning a comeback. Her marriage REALLY must be on the rocks.
yeah go away bitch , never want to see that fucking face again...
No She's Jan InthePan. Her parents were hollywood stars hence the name.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
Who in the holy fuck feeds at a "troth"??? Sometimes I just want to go buy a dixinerry and beet pepple aronde the fucken hayde wid it.
Jan, are you (in real life) the wonderful Lynn Truss?
On topic. I have nothing left but she is the epitome of what is wrong with society- fame for the sake of fame. She is a talentless bore who having tasted glory playing her mentally ill self has inflicted upon the world some of the worst performances I have ever been unlucky enough to see. How anyone could put up with her shouting for two hours in her latest dose of box office poison is beyond me. She calls herself a successful actress- hello, reality calling, where is your head, bloody Narnia? Judi Dench is a successful actress, you are a babbling moron who doesn’t exist unless you can see your rabid looking face in print She exists purely to tell us all every fucking detail of her life and imagines we envy her. Hardly, I’d rather eat my feet than starve and lie for a living and that dirty unkempt bunch of rabble you drag about are no prize either.
Now, for once in your duplicitous life tell the bloody truth and fuck off and take you dickless baby daddy and your bizarre teefs with you. Please.
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I agree with you HappyFace :).
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I agree with you except Brad will probably leave her emotionally and she'll be the one to "have to" end it formally. I think she's depending on Brad for an ego boost too much to be independant of him. I don't think she's as "independent" as she likes to pretend.
she looks old for 33.
stho stherious today I am barf.
I am on Jen's bandwagon. Angelina was uncool for spilling the beans two years ago! I personally believe she just wanted Brad Pitt for her own personal gain! I have NEVER like Angelina Jolie she has a lot of psychological problems which are clearly evident and Brad should have given her the what for, for her tell all in her interview. Jennifer has always been herself in acting and I adore her unlike the creature known as Angie, you watch and wait when Angie quits acting so she says she is going to do, she'll get bored and split from Brad Pitt, Angelina changes her life like her underwear.
She's been talking about stop acting for the last four children, which in human years is one and a half.
But she cannot live out of the spotlight, we are condemned to hear her blabbing FOREVER, I bet she'll live 200 years and will have the same waxed face.
If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be.
And don't get me started on people advertising things for sale on CraigsList when they've obviously spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on items for which they don't even know the proper name. Recent favorite was someone selling their leather "alderman"... I seriously doubt they've been resting their ignorant feet on a leather "alderman"...If you're going to spend hundreds of dollars on a leather ottoman, learn the name of the item you're buying/selling. It's not too much to ask.
Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail.
Preach it, sister. I, couldnt, agree, more.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:34am.
The world needs more puppies. It doesn't, however, need more people. Please spay or neuter your neighbor.
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James Haven!
Respectfully, YOU SUCK!
We been waiting on you ALL DAY!
WE GOTS ISSUES WE NEED TO CLEAR UP!
And now you're leaving?
AW!
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James Haven has no time to hang with the Dlisted Bitches tonight, but he was told by Sir Tommy himself, that there is a rumor stirring about in Dlisted (Yes, Sir Tommy read Dlisted with his morning Barley milk and organic eggs), that Angie is getting out of showbiz!
James Haven is here to tell you: Fear not Bitches! Angie will NEVER give up acting! It is in the Voight blood and we can never turn our back on the Arts!
Ok crazy daisies James Haven needs his beauty sleep you don't think he looks this good on luck only!
SmOOches to all!
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