Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
Who in the holy fuck feeds at a "troth"??? Sometimes I just want to go buy a dixinerry and beet pepple aronde the fucken hayde wid it.
It's gonna be okay, Jan! Step away from the subway rails!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:35am.
That's not how it reads, but I see that sort of silly comma all the time, between the subject and the verb. Hoe.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:32am.
Angel: "The man in the yellow hat, went to the zoo."
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LOL! Is that how it really reads? I would believe it!
PS. Pervert. Altho - they ARE hard to ignore, aren't they?
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Angel: "The man in the yellow hat, went to the zoo."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:28am.
As you know well, Mr. TV, "read" passes the spell-checker. "Squigglie" I'd just blow by as slang.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
Who in the holy fuck feeds at a "troth"??? Sometimes I just want to go buy a dixinerry and beet pepple aronde the fucken hayde wid it.
It's a trough. Trough. Say it with me, fuckwits. If you're going to make snide remarks about people who eat at a cheap all-you-can-eat type restaurant, at least spell your insults correctly, eh? (And, no, I don't eat there. Mostly because I'm too cheap to eat in restaurants and, when I do part with a few bucks, I'm not rustling up my own grub.)
I swear I try not to be the spelling police or the typo police. Hell, I'm hopelessly in the grips of a comma addiction from which I may never be freed
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LOL! It IS a nice rant.
I have this problem too. I used to have a siggy that read.
"Beware, the maniacal weilder, of commas!"
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What read squigglie line?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Jan, that is one of the funniest posts I've read here.
Hee Hee!
Personally I wonder what they think that red squiggly line is that shows up under some words.
Heh.
Sic 'em!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
hahahahaha. Nice rant. I get why people misspell, but it bugs me that someone can ignore the squiggly red line under the misspelling or be too, umm, busy to check. Then you've got a generation wed to texting and IM, as well.
Who in the holy fuck feeds at a "troth"??? Sometimes I just want to go buy a dixinerry and beet pepple aronde the fucken hayde wid it.
It's a trough. Trough. Say it with me, fuckwits. If you're going to make snide remarks about people who eat at a cheap all-you-can-eat type restaurant, at least spell your insults correctly, eh? (And, no, I don't eat there. Mostly because I'm too cheap to eat in restaurants and, when I do part with a few bucks, I'm not rustling up my own grub.)
I swear I try not to be the spelling police or the typo police. Hell, I'm hopelessly in the grips of a comma addiction from which I may never be freed. I even try to convince myself that most mispellings I see here are typos and not just painful reminders that our school systems are letting us down. But some things I read just make me cringe.
If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be.
And don't get me started on people advertising things for sale on CraigsList when they've obviously spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on items for which they don't even know the proper name. Recent favorite was someone selling their leather "alderman"... I seriously doubt they've been resting their ignorant feet on a leather "alderman"...If you're going to spend hundreds of dollars on a leather ottoman, learn the name of the item you're buying/selling. It's not too much to ask.
Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail.
Submitted by Lindalou on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:00pm.
We have a really great grocery chain locally, its on all the "top" lists, we are pretty spoiled.
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Me too!
I just read, in our great grocery chain on the cover of In Touch, that BRAD HAS HAD IT WITH ANGIE! It's so great:)
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OMFG! another severed foot in a running shoe was found. Serial killer on the loose in British Columbia.
@ CTH: *RING*
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:18pm.
YOU WIN
" I bow to kiss your balls."
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:48pm.
CALL ME BITCH
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
CTH: You fucking HWORE!!!
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Thanks you guys.
"blushes"
you guys do commingback way better than I do.
I lurve you.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:16pm.
I half ass pay attention. did they find her?
Shit, she won't leave Hollywood. She'll just keep getting fewer offers as the years go by. Eventually, she'll look so fucked up from aging and plastic surgery that the offers will completely dry up.
hahahahaha, I think we both do good.
I was watching Jonestown revisited on CNN and needed some therapeutic DLISTIN' laughs.
MAH BOO WILL BE ON LENO TONIGHT!!!!
Everyone better watch damn it.
Ok no, but I want to share tomorrow, so, you know.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Her teefs have always been like that since her braces when she were a teen
This has probably been said already, but WTF is going on with her teeth jutting outward like that in this pic? It looks bizarre. Were they always like that?
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Ok, HOFF, sorry, but Bradi rules in the comingback impersitation categorie.
For The Hoff:
OKAY IT FIGURES Y'ALL TRYIN' TO BE COME BACK IN WIG GOLD MOVES! SO MAD RIGHT NOW OKAY AND BIG LIP MAGIC MOM MAKES THE BABY SMILES ON KNOB LICKS AND CAN'T MAKE FLOWER DRINKS IN UMBRELLAS! SHE USE CHOCOLATE TACO KNIFE MOVES UNDER CAVES AND PINK CARS FALL! Y'ALL CAN CALL COUNTY OKAY DON'T MAKE GREEN VOODOO CHANTS CUZ THE FIELDS DON'T JUMP WITH THE DJ BLACKS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Issss, there anyone else posting here??????
Is any one else following the Caylee Anthony case?
Hoff - until proven otherwise. You ARE coming back.
NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!! There will be NO mentioning of comingbacks "BLACKS!" without me present.
this is totally off-topic. but its another Chelsea Lately thing. She's interviewing Katie Bot!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOtTuFX6jdo&feature=related
oooh oooh! I got one:
BLACKS!
Can't let that little gem go unhurled for too long.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:05pm.
I'm so good at commingback, I've been accused of being it.
OKAY, WOW, JUST WOW!
I COME IN THESE LOWER CHATS AND SHE DID DO THE BOOT MOVES AND CARLA DID HAVE THE TOILET FLASH TIMES, KEVIN'S BALLS SMELL GOOD AND SHE DID DO THE WITCH EYES AT YOU AND I'M CALLING COUNTY CAUSE SHE DID FASTEN THE SOCK SLOTS AND WACH THE SALLY MACK!
TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS!
CTH - YOU'RE the other one who nails it. You guys rock.
Have you guys seen this? its mildly amusing. Its Chelsea Handler doing a bit on "what if Angelina and Jennifer ran into each other in the bathroom."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mA6fuR8g_Y&feature=related
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:04pm.
It warms my heart that all you hot sluts thought I was actually a loon! If only I could make a living doing that.
You had me fooled. I was bummed when you gave it up that you wuz pretending :(
I'm so good at commingback, I've been accused of being it.
OKAY, WOW, JUST WOW!
I COME IN THESE LOWER CHATS AND SHE DID DO THE BOOT MOVES AND CARLA DID HAVE THE TOILET FLASH TIMES, KEVIN'S BALLS SMELL GOOD AND SHE DID DO THE WITCH EYES AT YOU AND I'M CALLING COUNTY CAUSE SHE DID FASTEN THE SOCK SLOTS AND WACH THE SALLY MACK!
TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It warms my heart that all you hot sluts thought I was actually a loon! If only I could make a living doing that.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:46pm.
Ok. I'm about to take my puppeh for a walk along the shore. Wouldn't swap places with Vadge or AJ for all the cash tucked in their fishnet stockings.
Wow :) Are you in Cali?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:36pm.
I wish I was comingback, but sadly, I am not.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
===>It took a while to recover from the Rolling Stone Top 100 Singers Parrrrrty here last nite....ya feel me??
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Oh, I feel you all right. You know I do.
I'm having me a little Sesame Street party tomorrow night. Gonna give you ho's something to caption.
Hubba, hubba.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
@Sandy--
Chile, pleeze, you know I saw that avie.
I had horrible perverted Willy Wonka sex dreams about that avie. Will never eat chocolate or Mallow Mars again.
Have you met Diego on any threads yet? Dude is fiercely cool; you'd like him.
Have fun on your walk.
Glad to "see" you. ;-)
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:13pm.
It's been so long since I saw a comingback post I don't know if I can do it justice but I'll try.
FIGURES I'D SEE YOU BIG BUTT MOMS ALL UP IN THESE LOWER CHATS. I'LL CALL COUNTY AND BOOT SLAP YOUR SALLY MACK. WOW! TOILET BATS SCREAM WHEN WITCH EYES FLASH IN BATHROOM STALLS. BRITNEY IS COMING BACK WITH HER BOOT MOVES AND YOU KNOW KEVIN IS SMELLING SEXY FOR NEW BED BOUNCES!
That's the best I can do w/o going back and reading the old posts. I have no idea how to find them, anyway.
Yesss!!! Come on guys give us more!
TigerLily you are by far one of the best replayers of comingback's rants. You need to bust it out more often. It brings back such warm memories. Especially since the Cheetoling ain't publicly batshit no mo'.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:43pm.
@Sandy--
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:36pm.
Where have you been??? I have been worried and missing you.
===>It took a while to recover from the Rolling Stone Top 100 Singers Parrrrrty here last nite....ya feel me??
Submitted by Lindalou on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:00pm.
Scuse me, ma'am. I think you're lost. Do you know what site you're on?
This is DListed. You must be looking for Just Jared.
(We're mean to everyone except the comment queens here.)
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:04pm.
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I'm kinda in love...Could you throw in some toilet bats for me? You know, some blue cars, the county after my ass...I mean, I'm tryna bring my fat mom jeans wearin' ass to orgasm here, but frankly I need you do do some boot moves that my retarded eyes can see....oh, maybe I din't change the sofa batteries...I'll get some tennis ball cans...In the mean time you eat some green beans, and think about Kevin's body sprays...I'll be right back....
Damn. Wasn't the real commingback just fuckin' phenomenal? I still wanna get a boot clap wid a butt slap, shit.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:43pm.
@Sandy--
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:36pm.
Where have you been??? I have been worried and missing you.
*big wet, sloppy kiss*
Okay, that's better.
===>But Butt you're still nekkid? Have you seen MyTwoCents Oompa Loompa Ron Jeremy avie yets?
Ok. I'm about to take my puppeh for a walk along the shore. Wouldn't swap places with Vadge or AJ for all the cash tucked in their fishnet stockings.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:35pm.
In my humble opinion, no place can induce ass-gas like Chevy's.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
I ain't never been to Chevy's but I'll tell you what, El Pollo Loco jacks me up like a MOFO. Can you say "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" with the thunder farts it induces!
@Sandy--
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:36pm.
Where have you been??? I have been worried and missing you.
*big wet, sloppy kiss*
Okay, that's better.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
I miss Coming Back's crazy ass...I'd give every sofa battery I saved in my socks slot to have that hot slut back....
All right, chirrun of a lesser Troll, the tiger cub beckons...I want all of you whores to cherish your toilet times, for the toilet handle mask flash can take them away fron you in a New York minute....Yeah, just ask Shitney....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:00pm.
My sincerest sympathies on packing to move. I'm still unpacking from my move three weeks ago.
Moving sucks big time.
FOR REALS. It could be a form of legal punishment it sux so hard.