Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:51pm.
My personal favorite, which I went to twice, is Golden Corral. I call it the Golden Troth. Pigs elbow to elbow about 4 deep drooling over the grub. The salad bar never has anyone around it.
Submitted by andj on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:02pm.
Jolie says that same thing every time she has a film to promote.
She lied about the affair and she lies about leaving hollywood .
PS she is good looking in a plastic fake way but she has also had lots of work - nose job / cheek implants, maybe brow lift.
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I have been disliking Angelina more and more and I am not a fan of her talent but let;s keep this straight. She had a nose job done and she possibly had breast implants. It looks nothing like cheek implants or brow lift. Maybe some botox. She does not look plastic , in fact she has been looking pretty good lately, except for the shot with Clint where she has flat hair.It is not her looks it is how she acts that is irritatiing
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What's really "uncool" is actually SAYING "uncool"
I was kinda pulling for Jen, but she's so freakin' RETARDED.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:48pm.
Yeah it's packed. Where else can you do your easter, halloween, and christmas shopping while getting your hog on?
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LoL. i hate places that have customers with super huge fat azzes. no way to get around them. I ate at a CB once. In 1995. For a business meeting no less. F'ing Arizona.
Argh. You know what's "uncool"? Reading about how actresses will "take a year off, maybe three" when I have to work 6 days a week. Yippee for them.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:46pm.
Yeah it's packed. Where else can you do your easter, halloween, and christmas shopping while getting your hog on?
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:35pm.
She's only 33 and already has crow's feet forming...I'm 41 and am just starting to get the slightest trace of them. HA HA BITCH! (Of course I don't have to sleep with a douchebag like she does)
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not to rain on your parade but what is that supposed to mean? the problem is not in her crow's feet but in her hypocritical attitude. btw asians rarely get crow's feet at all, so? And russian have long legs, and blacks rarely get skin melanoma...
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If she took all the years off she's said she was, she wouldn't be here yet to tell us she's going to.
Remember that story awhile back where her mother's former boyfriend had info that showed Angie was really like 5 years older than she says? The loons went nuts (which was quite entertaining) but I really believe it.
She looks much closer to 40 (or 60) than to 30.
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:37pm.
Oh god, those fans scare the shit out of me. I love watching the show, they get down.
Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:17pm
Holy CRAP, that is weird... Renfro Valley is about 20 miles from where I went to college! They do love their Cracker Barrels in Kentucky. That's how you know a town has "made it" -- if it has a Super Wal-Mart and a Cracker Barrel
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omg. the only time i see a Cracker Barrel is on a ROADTRIP. and its always PACKED.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA Dlisted is just like the the Regal Beagle or your favorite bar. You know who is gonna be there and you know what topics are gonne be thrown around. Angie Jolene telling the world she is going to give up her famewhore status??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA so funny.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.
It's Hedwig! Harry's owl, watching you late at night. LOL
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Oh Noessss!!!!
Sassy, I saved the DCC blog as a favorite to check out 2-mor. I read a few, wow.
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She's flat and that's that!
She's just gonna disappear long enough to let the botox in her forehead wear off so she can start having normal facial expressions again. These botox junkies obviously have no idea how bizarre they look when a huge portion of their face is paralyzed in the name of beauty.
Where is MK? He must out getting delicious fast food.
She's only 33 and already has crow's feet forming...I'm 41 and am just starting to get the slightest trace of them. HA HA BITCH! (Of course I don't have to sleep with a douchebag like she does)
I have always appreciated Angelina Jolie as a personality because unlike Gwyneth Paltrow, AJ was not interested in being a Jackie O/ Elizabeth Taylor/ Katherine Hepburn type actress.
AJ was always very open about her life -maybe too open and she is interesting.
AJ began cleaning up her image shortly before adopting her first child, I'm sure you can understand why.
But.... I've seen enough of AJ movies to say IMO, she is an overrated talent. She is better actor than most but that ain't saying much these days.
I'm not saying this because I "hate" AJ but if she stopped making films, to me, it would not be a big loss of talent.
she said this after she adopted pax too. What a load of garbage.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:53pm.
I'm addicted to dlist, shit.
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So fucking weird.
I was gonna say this earlier.
And now - back for my 17 millionth time today and there it is! I don't even have to post it! But here I am!
Ugh.
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all those kids, I'd need a break too.
Submitted by aquarius on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:26pm.
My sister and I looked at each other like WUHHH when we saw him. Renfro folks are very nice. I remember back in the day a town had made it with a road side Stuckey's.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:59pm.
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Oh, now I get it. She's gonna "disappear" for a while cuz she needs braces.
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You got it. And just like Tiny Tommy, she'll come back once she gets them off and start jumping on couches at Oprah's studio.
We're all going in the way back machine. :)
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She's flat and that's that!
DevilGirl - I always loved the long hair and big eyes. I wish I had kept mine.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:19pm.
That;s it! We had those around our house.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:17pm
Holy CRAP, that is weird... Renfro Valley is about 20 miles from where I went to college! They do love their Cracker Barrels in Kentucky. That's how you know a town has "made it" -- if it has a Super Wal-Mart and a Cracker Barrel just down the road. Carson Kressley was there? Shit, if I were him I'd worry for my own safety around those crazy rednecks! Loretta fans are pretty cool, though.
I loved Flatsy dolls, they rocked!
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:10pm.
Whenever I see your screen name I think of the Flat Stanley books from my childhood. He could fit under doors.
I googled him, he's cute. Same time period for Flatsy dolls.
Here's a link to the Flatsy remakes.
http://www.schylling.com/flatsy.html
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She's flat and that's that!
Thank god I hit the gym or I would be a friggin pig the way I eat. I once went to a CB in Renfro Valley Kentucky after a Lorettie Lynn concert and the billies working there thought I was alien (I'm a northerner and yes I love Lorettie). Refro is about an hour from Butcher Holler where she grew up. OH SHIT, and the weirdest the about the show is that Karson Kresley was there.
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:03pm.
Whenever I see your screen name I think of the Flat Stanley books from my childhood. He could fit under doors.
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:03pm.
Everything served at CB is colon blow... and watch out for the oily Alli leakage.
(I waitressed there in college and the amount of grease they put in the food is fucking ridiculous. But crop-dusting the tables of bad-tipping patrons after eating your greasy Cracka Barrel dinner is fun.)
Submitted by Flatsy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:03pm.
Chow that causes severe gas.
Submitted by Sassy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:39pm.
Off topic, but I just ate a plate of colon blow at Cracker Barrel and on the way out I crop dusted the fucking dining room with smelly sawmill gravy gas.
Holy shit Sassy, wtf is colon blow?
I went there once - never again.
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She's flat and that's that!
Jolie says that same thing every time she has a film to promote.
She lied about the affair and she lies about leaving hollywood .
PS she is good looking in a plastic fake way but she has also had lots of work - nose job / cheek implants, maybe brow lift.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:37pm.
Skankelina hasn't had a box office hit in YEARS!
She knows she's headed to becoming box office poison.
This overrated sea hag should retire...permanently.
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sounds like Nicole Kidman but we don't see that slag going anywhere anytime soon because they keeping hiring her!!! Asses!
Just think Nicole was originally supposed to play opposite of Brad in Mr & Mrs Smith, it could have been her not Angie sucking the life out of Brad...wonder who would of been the baby daddy to Angie's herd then?
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NaNoop,
My heart goes out to you over your loss - from the picture he looks like he was a truly gorgeous boy.
Fur kids are the best!
I admit I am powerless over my addiction - that my life had become unmanageable.
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You look marvelous
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Submitted by Pernicious on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:45pm.
Lord, were her teeth always that weird? For a minute I thought I was looking at a copy and paste of Jim Carrey's mouth.
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Oh, now I get it. She's gonna "disappear" for a while cuz she needs braces.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
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You look marvelous
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Sassy - holy crap, your post...in tears
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Hi, my name is M.E. adn I'm addicted to dlisted (MK). Dlisted is my crack and he is my dealer.
It's no longer your choice Angelina!! Your shining star has already faded. Stop acting like it's your decision. The people have spoken and you are well aware of what they have said. Just look at the last two films that you tried to carry as lead actress. FLOP!! We're all on to you.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:30pm.
Im tired of posting on d-listed everyday. It was fun for awhile but you do certain things in certain seasons and a new season has come. I may post once....maybe twice a week, but....
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I think they were just trying out the whole "I quit this bitch" a la Scrangelina. For shits n giggles.
I'm addicted to dlist, shit.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:30pm.
Im tired of posting on d-listed everyday. It was fun for awhile but you do certain things in certain seasons and a new season has come. I may post once....maybe twice a week, but....
Funny!
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The title of this post reminds me of a quote from Futurama.
"Don't let the door hit you on the way out.. 'cuz I don't want ass prints on my new door!!" -Mom
She kinda look like Jayden James in this pic..she has that Spears family FAS look going on...
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Lord, were her teeth always that weird? For a minute I thought I was looking at a copy and paste of Jim Carrey's mouth.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:26pm.
In all seriousness..Janet, I think you are correct. However, most actors and actresses 'play' themselves
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No. Not "most". But generally the most famous ones do...or the most "celebrated". That's what they're in it for. They don't ever really want you to forget who they are (pretending to be). Most "actors" (specifically) do.
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I thought this has been was already fading away.She can only get cartoon voice overs and b-list action movies.Please keep your promise and don't do a Vadge on us.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.