Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:30pm.
Im tired of posting on d-listed everyday. It was fun for awhile but you do certain things in certain seasons and a new season has come. I may post once....maybe twice a week, but....
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What are you talking about?
Off topic, but I just ate a plate of colon blow at Cracker Barrel and on the way out I crop dusted the fucking dining room with smelly sawmill gravy gas.
She better keep her promise. Never thought she had much range as an actress. She's good for action films and parts which have very little dialogue.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:26pm.
In all seriousness..Janet, I think you are correct. However, most actors and actresses 'play' themselves. There never seems to be much deviation (ohhhhhh deviationnnnn) from who they are from movie to movie
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i agree but angelinas characters never seem like a stretch for her. and these horrble action movies? wtf? well it does pay the bills for the private jets and the crap they put in our atmosphere, doesn't it?
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.
It's Hedwig! Harry's owl, watching you late at night. LOL
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
HA! What a joke its not that she wants to quit, she's just not getting any roles.
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Im tired of posting on d-listed everyday. It was fun for awhile but you do certain things in certain seasons and a new season has come. I may post once....maybe twice a week, but....
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Will be dinning with Terry McMillan this Thanksgiving....she's told others she finds me intriging and wants to get to know me better ;)
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:26pm.
ok. time to go for awhile. but i have a crucial choice to make --- go to the Saks 95% off sale or go straight home and jump back on the puter? I won't miss too much in an hour or two, right? I think I have some Cheetos at home. Wait. I'll call my man-thing and tell him to get me some snacks. It's gonna be a busy night!
95(!!!)% off? How could you pass that up? We'll all be here whenever you get back, go shop!
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:02pm.
Her IMDB page reads like the resume of a B/C list actress at best. Sorry Angie, Cate Blanchett is the best actress of your generation.
So true! Cate is the best.
Please Angie, go away.
*Studies show that depression hits losers the hardest*
Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:25pm.
i agree - she's not saying anything really, just yapping for the sake of stealing jens thunder.
In all seriousness..Janet, I think you are correct. However, most actors and actresses 'play' themselves. There never seems to be much deviation (ohhhhhh deviationnnnn) from who they are from movie to movie.
I think that online people are much more entertaining than people in the movies.
If she really did quit making movies then she would have more time to torment our dear JamesHaven.
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ok. time to go for awhile. but i have a crucial choice to make --- go to the Saks 95% off sale or go straight home and jump back on the puter? I won't miss too much in an hour or two, right? I think I have some Cheetos at home. Wait. I'll call my man-thing and tell him to get me some snacks. It's gonna be a busy night!
I think this is just another dig at Jen.
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She has said this a trillion times and then there you go...signs up for 10 more crap-o flicks.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Sure fan teeth, sure.
yuppppppppp..fiddy..it's an even number..and being obsessive compulsive (a non productive obsessor mind you because i can stay online for days and days and just write nonsense..omg I'm getting high off this)....where was I?
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by chalklet on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:45pm.
has angelina jolie ever 'played' a role? seems to me she just plays herself.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:21pm.
where in the name of St. Angies (does the sign of the cross fiddy times)
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OH FER GAWD'S SAKES YER KILLIN ME!!!!
fiddy times!
She needs to marry Michael Lohan because these two cannot just shut up. They say the same damn things 10 million different ways.
dogs and cats, too. but not snakes.
where in the name of St. Angies (does the sign of the cross fiddy times) pubes are the emoticons?
Submitted by pleaseMe on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:15pm.
@NaNoop
Your dog looks like a truly fine dog. I'm so sorry he's gone away
Thank you. He was a pleasure and a privilege to have as a furkid. We still have his momma, going strong at 11 1/2 years old. She's a tough old bitch. NaNoop had an incredibly healthy life, was happy and such a lover.
He most definitely would have said Scrange needs to go away, fur realz.
Submitted by chalklet on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:45pm.
Despite the fact that she is as crap actress, which can be entertaining to watch, I am not giving this twat ANY more money than she already doesn't need so she can spend it on more surgery and pretend to be "naturally" beautiful. I will NOT RENT any of her movies, and I certainly would not pay good money in a theatre to see them. Why on earth would Clint Eastwood put her in a movie????
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Because she's got them crusty dick-sucking lips and even grandpas need a little action now and then.
Or it's because she's the mother of 50 and hasn't played that role yet. She completely ruined the movie though. God, and her voice, it's worst than Sarah Palin's. Her god awful screeches made me want to scream "FIRE" in the crowded theater.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
M.E. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:18pm.
She will be remembered for how she aquired the Pitt's balls adn possibly her role in Gia.
That is all.
- And the Loon Army, can't leave them out.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:18pm.
She has that crazy bloodsucking hore look again.
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oh my!!! lock up your men, women and children!!
I'm thinking she's reminding me of La LLorona.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_llorona
She already said that. Before the twins were born. Wasn't that 3 movies ago?
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
Thank you..Thank you vurry much
She should stop working...do us all a favor.
Take Pitt with her. BYE, won't miss you. Sure there will plenty of other pics and rumors to talk about since it's your only form of relevance.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:15pm.
She definitely has pulled skin over the skull syndrome..Thin aging skin..she's very definitely wrinklified..
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Now I'm snortling!!!!
You're totally nailing it Zappy!!!
*snort*
She will be remembered for how she aquired the Pitt's balls adn possibly her role in Gia.
That is all.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:11pm.
I'm snortling so hard here...I have found the world I am meant to be in..lmao @ Vadgalina..lmao ..snort..lmao @ famewhore..omg..I do believe I just spewed a tampon here..snort..lmao..can we call her Snatchalina? I think that has a certain ring to it..
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LoL. Welcome. I like your new nickname. Cuz not only does she steal husbands, but children, too!!
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Lovers, methinks the Brangelina scandal will be what she is remembered for most.
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:11pm.
I'm snortling so hard here...I have found the world I am meant to be in..lmao @ Vadgalina..lmao ..snort..lmao @ famewhore..omg..I do believe I just spewed a tampon here..snort..lmao..can we call her Snatchalina? I think that has a certain ring to it..
You can call her anything you want, except for "uncool". Apparently THAT will get yer ass beat by her and her man, personally.
She definitely has pulled skin over the skull syndrome..Thin aging skin..she's very definitely wrinklified..
@NaNoop
Your dog looks like a truly fine dog. I'm so sorry he's gone away.
I wonder what Angelina will be remembered more for...her acting or how she acquired Bradley Pitt?
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The government of the United States is not in any sense founded upon the Christian religion. -John Adams
I don't see the "aging poorly" that a lot of you do. I think she is phenomenally gorgeous.
There are things I like about her, and things I can't stand about her.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.
Don't forget a can of Raid, some wolf's bane, and holy water. You OUGHT to be okay.
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RFLMAO!!! I actually have Raid AND Holy Water. But what the hey is "wolf's bane" and where do you get it?
That's the stuff you use on a scraggedy-assed flea-ridden werewolf, no? Don't know where it comes from. Maybe a taser? THAT would do the trick!
I'm snortling so hard here...I have found the world I am meant to be in..lmao @ Vadgalina..lmao ..snort..lmao @ famewhore..omg..I do believe I just spewed a tampon here..snort..lmao..can we call her Snatchalina? I think that has a certain ring to it..
I bet Jenny Maniston thinks this interview is MUCH "cooler" than the last one.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:07pm.
Don't forget a can of Raid, some wolf's bane, and holy water. You OUGHT to be okay.
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RFLMAO!!! I actually have Raid AND Holy Water. But what the hey is "wolf's bane" and where do you get it?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:06pm.
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She's ALL THAT!!
what i love about the hoff is that she's never changed her av.
Okay, look at this picture carefully. This is the face of the most beautiful woman ever? This face?
I don't think so.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:01pm.
My friend. MK is the ULTIMATE instigator.
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Proven by the possibility that this will be the last post of the day, thus leaving us all here to yammer all night about Morticia. I think I see crow's feet and laugh lines. She isn't aging well...
Anyhooey, the loonies will be here l8tr to scream at us in all caps and call us LOOSERS (none of them know how to spell).
I can hardly wait til the first one arrives. I'll cheer!!
Don't forget a can of Raid, some wolf's bane, and holy water. You OUGHT to be okay.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:02pm.
Sorry Angie, Cate Blanchett is the best actress of your generation.
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oh.my.gawk. CATE BLANCHETT RULES THE WORLD.
Is that a snowy owl in your av, Salem?
she should do a saun of the dead re-make, bitch is looking rode hard and hung up wet.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:01pm.
My friend. MK is the ULTIMATE instigator.
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Proven by the possibility that this will be the last post of the day, thus leaving us all here to yammer all night about Morticia. I think I see crow's feet and laugh lines. She isn't aging well...
Anyhooey, the loonies will be here l8tr to scream at us in all caps and call us LOOSERS (none of them know how to spell).
I can hardly wait til the first one arrives. I'll cheer!!
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:58pm.
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lol. Hey, you and me look pretty good together, huh? Big Cat and Big Dog! When we'z gettin' married?
Sadness. My NaNoop died about 3 months ago. I miss him so, he was the biggest cuddler you could ever know. RIP my beloved boy.
But yes! Our avies rock side by side!
Here's what A.O. Scott wrote about her performance in his review of Changeling in the New York Times:
"It insists on being regarded as a great performance and may, indeed, be mistaken for one."
"Ms. Jolie, in contrast, hurtles through “Changeling” as if it were the latest installment in the Lara Croft action franchise..."
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You look marvelous
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