Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long.
- Hadn't realized that's what you were doing, in between HOMEWRECKING!
I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day.
- Holy Jizzballs Batman, oh I get it, you be raisin' a Jamie Lynn 2.0.
I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever.
- Again with the actressing thing, successful? Mmmm yea, idk about that, being more than one dimensional, transparent and deep as wet pavement might be some bigger obstacles to tackle first.
It's great, but everything comes in seasons.
- Yes, pregnant season, lie telling season, talkin' shit about exes season, yes, Seasons.
I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life.
- Still believe you actually do anything, ok, go with it.
I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years.
- What are you now, the Olympics? No no no, you ain't goin' no where heifer, if you have no one to lie to anymore (LOONS!) then who will know who you are?
This interview if full of Skeletina shitastic LIES! LIAR MOUTH IN GRANNY PANTIES!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
yes where are the loons? and where's love angelina? does she have a new nick or is she gone?
that crazy bitch used to crack me up!
Her IMDB page reads like the resume of a B/C list actress at best. Sorry Angie, Cate Blanchett is the best actress of your generation.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Submitted by Karl_J on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:53pm.
I am soooooooo totally in love with MK. Bitch is like the funniest person ever. I literally cry tears from laughing.
NB The last few days I have noticed that he sorta shits on Angelina Jolie. What the hell happend there.
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My friend. MK is the ULTIMATE instigator. Remember that kid at school...who was kinda everybody's friend and nobody's friend? And he knew everything about everybody (and no one really knew much about him, except he was funny and cute and charming)...including the way a crowd would react to the way a piece of information was delivered...? MK's that guy:) i ♥ MK:)
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Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:58pm.
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lol. Hey, you and me look pretty good together, huh? Big Cat and Big Dog! When we'z gettin' married?
Bring on the Loons. Where are they? It's a full moon afterall! Gosh, I gotta say, for once in a VERY LONG TIME, I haven't had anything happen during this full moon. It's been normal so far. Phew! (I get a little scaird of full moons. Something always seems to happen to someone!). Every month, too!
(knocked on real wood, too!)
Unlike Joaquin's, this one actually makes sense. No one takes her seriously as an actress anymore. I read a review of Changeling and it barely mentioned the movie, it just went on about how the writer hates Angelina. I don't read movie reviews for that crap. If I want to read rants about Angelina, I'll go to Dlisted.
By the way, she when Shiloh was born that she'd take a year off, not retire.
"I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever." Delusions of St. Holie
*gasps*
When in hell was she EVER a successful actress. She won an Academy Award for playing herself.
please Angie, I LIKE you, and still want you to go away.
please let this be true....
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:49pm.
I haz FireFox, usually no probs. Good luck!
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I hazd it for a long time, too, but i dint think it did anything. woop! it got me around whatever website blocker thing they tried to install on my puter. Can't a cat catch a break?
Damn bosses.
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:55pm.
"Successful actress" What? What movie has she done besides Mr & Mrs Smith that was "successful"? I don't remember the Tomb Raider movies doing that well, atleast not the 2nd one.
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the only one i've ever seen was Girl Interrupted. She was good in that. only cuz she played her skeezer self.
Submitted by Karl_J on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:53pm.
I am soooooooo totally in love with MK. Bitch is like the funniest person ever. I literally cry tears from laughing.
NB The last few days I have noticed that he sorta shits on Angelina Jolie. What the hell happend there.
I LOVE U, MK!
The last few days? You're new around these parts, ain'tcha? That's okay, welcome, come on in, enjoy the high-jinx!
Yawn. Didn't this ignorant twat already said this when she adopted one of her orphans or had the blob? and she's till doing Bmovies. This attention whore is not going anywhere. She's addicted to fame and notoriety. And who the hell told her she's a "successful actress"??!.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by teresa123 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:53pm.
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for once, i'm not irritated. you're not a loonie. just a braindead webbot.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:53pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:51pm.
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LOL. It would be like Shaun of the Dead, but they'd all be chasing Jen.
Yeah, 'specially if they look anything like Morticia here. Scrange is looking used.
"Successful actress" What? What movie has she done besides Mr & Mrs Smith that was "successful"? I don't remember the Tomb Raider movies doing that well, atleast not the 2nd one.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:49pm.
I haz FireFox, usually no probs. Good luck!
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I hazd it for a long time, too, but i dint think it did anything. woop! it got me around whatever website blocker thing they tried to install on my puter. Can't a cat catch a break?
They might be Lifetime Movies (featuring Angelina Jolie as "Holistic Innkeeper"), but they'll be movies.
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Are you ready for the Big One? EQ Preparedness Day.
She is the perfect example of the Peter Principle.
"In a Hierarchy Every Employee Tends to Rise to His Level of Incompetence."
Everything was FINE as long as she was a b-list celebrity with a reputation for being "wild." Then she got promoted and that's when the trouble started.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
oh she is really gorgoeous, love her, there are so many fans of her at ^*^*^*SUgar BABy MeeT.co m^**^**^they love her too
I am soooooooo totally in love with MK. Bitch is like the funniest person ever. I literally cry tears from laughing.
NB The last few days I have noticed that he sorta shits on Angelina Jolie. What the hell happend there.
I LOVE U, MK!
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:51pm.
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LOL. It would be like Shaun of the Dead, but they'd all be chasing Jen.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:50pm.
*running off to make nachos*
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dam! you guyses are hilarious. i wish i was at home so i could "run off to make nachos" and a pitcher of margaritas.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:50pm.
I wish Jennifer would just full-on SPILL IT and start WWWIII.
She might be dumb, but probably not stupid- that would be SUICIDE BY LOONIES.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:40pm.
I'm so confused. It started the other day.
And now: DUN DUN DUN!~
jim and Charles Manson are on the same thread at the same time.
I'm askeered Mrs. K - hold me:(
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I'm askeered, too!
But I swear no one will hurt you.
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Of course, you are right. I guess I just need you to remind me:) ♥
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I wish Jennifer would just full-on SPILL IT and start WWWIII.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:43pm.
Where are the people who usually freak out if anyone says anything bad about Angelina? They scare me, but entertain me. I need them to comment so I can make it through the next hour of sitting on my ass. I shall mix margaritas and wait...
The wait is usually not long at all. You could probably fire up your blender right now.
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*running off to make nachos*
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:47pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:38pm.
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lol. i just opened firefox. it seems to be working. i'll letcha know in a sec....
I haz FireFox, usually no probs. Good luck!
ha! i finally found my way around them! firefox is better than internet explorer!
that other actor Phoenix and Jolie crack me up. Only the truly vain "announce" that they are going to stop doing something. True narcissists. Can you imagine a normal person saying, "I am NOW going to leave the room." Alert the media! DESPERATE!
BYE. RETIRE ALREADY. SHILOH WILL BE WAITING TO TAKE YOUR PLACE!
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:44pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:38pm.
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lol. i just opened firefox. it seems to be working. i'll letcha know in a sec....
Yeah i don't get the way she keeps throwing this sh!t constantly down our throat but then all what she do is keeping doing movies...someone has to tell her stfu already cuz it's getting annoying now,i guess right now no one is paying attention to her offering her some roles so that's why she jumped into these excuses this is not her first time, she is like "hey im here !" , the last movies that she has done if i remmeber were produced by her boy..
Submitted by gretchenwhit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:43pm.
Where are the people who usually freak out if anyone says anything bad about Angelina? They scare me, but entertain me. I need them to comment so I can make it through the next hour of sitting on my ass. I shall mix margaritas and wait...
The wait is usually not long at all. You could probably fire up your blender right now.
Despite the fact that she is as crap actress, which can be entertaining to watch, I am not giving this twat ANY more money than she already doesn't need so she can spend it on more surgery and pretend to be "naturally" beautiful. I will NOT RENT any of her movies, and I certainly would not pay good money in a theatre to see them. Why on earth would Clint Eastwood put her in a movie????
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:38pm.
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:35pm.
I keep getting booted off the site - right after I post. Is this happening to anyone else? Is it a script problem at Dlisted or does my employer have me on extra surveillance?
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Hairicane...your employer has you on extra surveillance, in fact he is paying me to watch you. If you do not want me to report you, I will provide you with a P.O. Box and you can send me a cashier's check.
Small fee setcha free....
Where are the people who usually freak out if anyone says anything bad about Angelina? They scare me, but entertain me. I need them to comment so I can make it through the next hour of sitting on my ass. I shall mix margaritas and wait...
I heard Osama Bin Laden is renting out a lovely cave in the mountains of Afghanistan.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:40pm.
I'm so confused. It started the other day.
And now: DUN DUN DUN!~
jim and Charles Manson are on the same thread at the same time.
I'm askeered Mrs. K - hold me:(
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I'm askeered, too!
But I swear no one will hurt you.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
Thanks for rubbing it in that you could possibly be retiring in your 30's while the rest of the world won't retire until they're 65. stupid bitch
I'm so confused. It started the other day.
And now: DUN DUN DUN!~
jim and Charles Manson are on the same thread at the same time.
I'm askeered Mrs. K - hold me:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
C'mon people, take it easy on her; maybe this is the only way she can remain faithful to Brad.
Ooops, I just peed my pants a little.
Wow. That sounds like it might be the REAL Charles Manson.
She looks so fuckpiggish in that photo. Nasty shit. She's probably going to retire so she can fucking watch over that manwhore of her when he's on the set. Dumb bitch forgot the old precept: If he fucks some dumb whore once while married, he'll continue to fuck other dumb whores.
Hey Angie - Everyone "retires" "someday".
Bitch.
More like SAINT MORTICIA!!!
MUAH HAAAA HAAAA!!
(i keep getting booted off and having to shut down and start all over again. but its worth it!)
Someone please tell me - anyone else having "sticky" problems with dlisted?
Submitted by Hairicane on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:35pm.
I keep getting booted off the site - right after I post. Is this happening to anyone else? Is it a script problem at Dlisted or does my employer have me on extra surveillance?
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Hairicane...your employer has you on extra surveillance, in fact he is paying me to watch you. If you do not want me to report you, I will provide you with a P.O. Box and you can send me a cashier's check.
I'm devastated. We're losing one of the greatest actresses (in her own mind) of our time.
Oh Angie, How will you ever find another married man to fuck if you were to quit acting?
Hate to break it to her, but she's fading as we speak already. Love how she thinks she has control of her shelf life...self absorbed ho much?
GOOD, GO FUCKING AWAY YOU FUCKIN CUNT BABOON LIPPED ASSED WHORE FLEA INFESTED FUCKIN COCK SUCKING SKANK. AND TAKE THAT PUSSY FACED CUNT FACED ASSHOLE TWAT FACED WASHED UP COCK SUCKING ROID INFECTED CHEATING ADULTEROUS SNATCH FACED UGLY PITT WITH YOU. PLEASE. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE.
Ya know, for some reason I believe her. Yeah, she is an attention whore, they all are. But she does seem passionate about her kids, and her humaitarian efforts. So...see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.