Don't Let The Door Hit You......
....on your fat lips! Stop me if you've heard this one before: Saint Angie Jo has joined The Joaquin Phoenix Club and wants to quit making movies one day. Let's all do the eye roll wave!
In an interview with the BBC (via UsWeekly), Saint Angie said, "I don't plan to keep acting very long. I'm ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day. I'm not so worried that I want to keep this pace up and try to be something and be a celebrity and be a successful actress forever. It's great, but everything comes in seasons. I hopefully I won't be needing to do that later in my life. I won't work again probably for another year. So maybe it'll be once a year, then maybe once a year, then maybe it'll be once every three years."
You know Maddox is giving her the side-eye at the whole grandma thing. Sorry, Maddox! You're already 7, so you'll be ready to adopt your first baby in a couple of years.
Don't worry, Brangaloonies. Saint Angie is going nowhere. Dumb dumb famewhores always say this shit and after ten million movies and a zillion magazine covers later, they are still here bothering us (yes, bothering us)! In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
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Skankelina hasn't had a box office hit in YEARS!
She knows she's headed to becoming box office poison.
This overrated sea hag should retire...permanently.
she's fighting for the attention
- how obvious, how pathetic!
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:35pm.
This is the Se*iest woman alive? Angie is looking scary!
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but with all that money she'll be pumped up like Priscilla P. in no time!
Sure...just like you would never fuck a married man, just like you were going to take two years off to help Pax adjust, just like aaaaaaaaaah fuck you.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:24pm.
"I'm not so worried that I want to... be a successful actress forever."
Holy fucking egotistical statement of the century Batman. Go find a fucking hole and die bitch.
You know, "success" as an actress is a relative term. If success means making a shitload of money, then yes, Angie is successful.
If "success" means being a great or even serviceable actress, I think anyone who's seen her movies, except "Gia", knows that Angelina has failed.
Anybody who has seen her in "Alexander", with that Natasha, (of Boris and Natasha), accent as an ancient, incestual Macedonian ho.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I keep getting booted off the site - right after I post. Is this happening to anyone else? Is it a script problem at Dlisted or does my employer have me on extra surveillance? I'm taking like a 1 minute break for gawd's sake.
This is the Sexiest woman alive? Angie is looking scary!
Imagine being poor Brad and waking up to see that shit grinning at you
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Fuck. Retire now. This is just mean. She's a big mean tease. Big mean homewrecking whore of a tease. Don't say you're maybe going to retire someday. Do it right fucking now, or I will eat your babies.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:29pm.
FFS, she's not an actor, she's never been an actor. She always has been and always will be a celebrity...nothing more than just a famewhore with a bottomless need for attention and the CONSTANT reassurance that yes, indeed, she is different and special.
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You tell'em sister!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by NaNoop on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:26pm.
right on, Brother Jim, right on <3
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JIM FER HOT SLUT!
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Jim is always HSOTD
(Sorry to wear my heart so conspicuously on my sleeve)
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
BY! GOOD! ASSLIPS!
Why the need to act when you've become a tabloid queen and can earn a living off of giving birth and selling picture??! ridiculous.
She said this same garbage when Maddox was a baby. Said she wanted to move out of the country and just be a mom to Maddox. 6 years later, she's still travelling, showing up on the red carpet, posing and doing interviews and acting in films. Does she really believe the shit that comes out of her own mouth? I certainly don't.
Oh for the love of....
*cackling feverishly*
Loons!! Bring the loons!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:22pm.
Bye! Good
I'll meet that and raise it ten!
Riddance! Good
FFS, she's not an actor, she's never been an actor. She always has been and always will be a celebrity...nothing more than just a famewhore with a bottomless need for attention and the CONSTANT reassurance that yes, indeed, she is different and special.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
THis is how you promote a movie?? Instead of actually talking about the fucking movie coming out you make up some lies and reveal deep dark secrets in hopes people will want pay $12 to see you act like and ass on the big screen?? Sounds like a plan to me.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Great news! Never did like her.
Good. I hope she means it. That means we only get a 2-3 month media blitz a year. Eye roll.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
AMEN, NaNoop!
She got what she came for and now she's going. Thank you and Bye!Good
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:21pm.
GOOD MOVE TO A FUCKING CAVE SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY AND TAKE THAT WHORE ANISTON WITH YOU SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT EITHER OF YOU FUCKHEADS AGAIN!
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right on, Brother Jim, right on <3
JIM FER HOT SLUT!
She is so a lame assed famewhore. She was probably feeling "fat" and needed some reassurance as to her goddess status. She probably just wants to see how many loonies will throw themselves off the tallest nearby building. She has no intention of not inflicting, er I mean, gracing the world with her goddess beauty self.
Has she been taking grinning lessons from Julia Roberts?
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"I'm not so worried that I want to... be a successful actress forever."
Holy fucking egotistical statement of the century Batman. Go find a fucking hole and die bitch.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:21pm.
GOOD MOVE TO A FUCKING CAVE SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY AND TAKE THAT WHORE ANISTON WITH YOU SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT EITHER OF YOU FUCKHEADS AGAIN!
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right on, Brother Jim, right on <3
and take Vadge's roided up hole and her buttplug A-Rod witchoo -- aaaaaaaahhhhhh, that felt gooood!
Bye! Good
Why wait? Leave now. Spend more time with your children - in a stable environment!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Bye! Good
Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 6:19pm.
Madonna read this quote and retire granny! Move on with your life!
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hahaa!! Vadge + Vadgalina = best cage match of the century!
Countdown to snarky response to article by Aniston in 3-2-1....
Please God, Please God, Please God, instead of her just leaving acting, please have her leave the face of the earth. Give us all peace.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
GOOD MOVE TO A FUCKING CAVE SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY AND TAKE THAT WHORE ANISTON WITH YOU SO WE NEVER HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT EITHER OF YOU FUCKHEADS AGAIN!!
BY ALL MEANS, Vadgalina! Feel free to disappear, pleeease.
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Madonna read this quote and retire granny! Move on with your life!
Halloween is over MK, why the scary picture? I am curled in corner now!
Yay! I hope she does retire cause those kids need a mom and I'm tired of the wak ass arguments about her on Dlisted.