Thursday, November 13th 2008
The Beaver Stays
A bunch of beaver-haters complained about this commercial for Kotex U, only airing in Australia, which features a chick doing fun time things with her furry friend. Despite all the complaints from a bunch of whiny skanks who obviously pooped out their sense of humor sticks, the ad will not be yanked off the air. Unfortunately, it will also not air outside of Australia.
This commercial almost makes me want to call up my lady friends to ask them if I could go to the beach with their beavers, get manicures with it and have lunch with it at an outdoor bistro. I would do this, but I would probably pass out when their beavers started throwing up chunky blood juice on me.
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I blame the right wing Christians, but then I usually do. Mostly because they're no fucking fun at all. Well, they're old. They'll be gone soon and we can have fun commercials over here, too.
that is one sexy beaver
should be HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:12pm.
Jeffro / Angel
Sex in the shower = hot
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Shower is a good place to start, or for a quickie, but we need to get somewhere that we can spread out...I likes to take my time! :-)
See what I have to deal with, Angel? She's insatiable! LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Jeffro / Angel
Sex in the shower = hot
Your parents having sex in the shower = NO!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:06pm.
I caught hell once when I was 12 or 13...phone rings, somebody asks for my father...I said, "he's in the shower". Then they ask for my mother..."ummm...she's in the shower too."
Damn you angel, I had Clarisse nekkid but for a hockey jersey and you bust in with talk of parent sex. Mood buster! LOL
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LOL! Well. At least now we're the parents LOL!
Or the parents' friends, anyway...
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:51pm.
For reals. Like mebbe...the Kanye post. I'm sure no one will find you there:)
(that reminds me of the time I was chastising my friend's young one for jumping on her bed and she said - while continuing to jump: Nuh uh! I'm allowed! In OUR house we do that! I heard Mom and Dad jumping on the bed ALL NIGHT! lol)
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I caught hell once when I was 12 or 13...phone rings, somebody asks for my father...I said, "he's in the shower". Then they ask for my mother..."ummm...she's in the shower too."
Damn you angel, I had Clarisse nekkid but for a hockey jersey and you bust in with talk of parent sex. Mood buster! LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:46pm.
angel_i!
I busted in on my parents once!! I though my dad was having a hard time breating! I as right....
Jeffro,
Next time we find some place less obvious than in "The Beaver" post to get naughty !!
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LMAO!!!
For reals. Like mebbe...the Kanye post. I'm sure no one will find you there:)
(that reminds me of the time I was chastising my friend's young one for jumping on her bed and she said - while continuing to jump: Nuh uh! I'm allowed! In OUR house we do that! I heard Mom and Dad jumping on the bed ALL NIGHT! lol)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:46pm.
angel_i!
Jeffro,
Next time we find some place less obvious than in "The Beaver" post to get naughty !!
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Dead giveaway, shit. Next time you pick the spot. Now angel is probably gonna out us to everyone. LOL
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
angel_i!
I busted in on my parents once!! I though my dad was having a hard time breating! I as right....
Jeffro,
Next time we find some place less obvious than in "The Beaver" post to get naughty !!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:23pm.
angel_i,
Oh, i think we are done now...and we DID have the room to ourselves!
And yes...it was just, I wasn't sure I should read those posts when you guys were all alone like that;p It's like this one time when I walked into my babysitter's sister's darkened room - turned on a light and there she was lying on top of her boyfriend! (clothed, thankfully!):
I said Eep! and ran.
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Angel- LMFAO! Yeah, you guys burst in and fucked our whole deal up, Clarisse was just gonna put on sumpin sexy and open a box of wine, and you blew it for me.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:23pm.
angel_i,
Oh, i think we are done now...and we DID have the room to ourselves!
(^3^)
Do you want a wicked fizzy drink?
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I do! Thank you!
And yes...it was just, I wasn't sure I should read those posts when you guys were all alone like that;p It's like this one time when I walked into my babysitter's sister's darkened room - turned on a light and there she was lying on top of her boyfriend! (clothed, thankfully!):
I said Eep! and ran.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
angel_i,
Oh, i think we are done now...and we DID have the room to ourselves!
(^3^)
Do you want a wicked fizzy drink?
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
I'm wicked hungry.
Going to the mall for lunch.
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She's flat and that's that!
What the hell, Clarisse?
You and Jeffro needs to get a room, already! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
I do say wicked all the time though, which is a dead giveaway
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Flatsy!
Colin has the look yeah! Oh, and from this moment forward, i'm calling my pop "fizzy drink"!!!!
LoLo!
You don't bring stupidness! You bring Pure-D Genius!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
wicked retaahded!
I actually dont have much of a boston accent.. neither of my parents did, whcih is funny cause my mom grew up here.. italian family who landed in east boston from the old country.
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Missy, do you always get connected to a live operator when you call 411?
I guess they think we tock witha wicked axsent.
It's retaaded.
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She's flat and that's that!
Ive never called it tonic, but my grandparents and stepfather do. I was on a plane with my stepfather who asked for a tonic and confused the hell out of the stewardess haha. They also could not understand him when he told them his name: Richad. Richaahd. RICHAHD! Finally I stepped in: "Its RichARD!" ahaha
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I had to research:
From Wiki
Carbonated soft drinks are commonly known as soda, soda pop, pop, or tonic (northeastern USA) in the United States, soda or pop in Canada, fizzy drinks or pop in the United Kingdom.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:53am.
Jeffro, the Boston area. I can't believe you're never heard that. Are you in northern NH? Sometimes we say soda.
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Up near Dartmouth College. A collection of of the most intelligent people around...and not a lick of common sense.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Missy, yeah right? I was starting to think wtf? Do you always say soda? Never tonic?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:53am.
Yeah, my fambly's from Boston and I've heard them say "tonic" forever. It sounds kind of soothing on a hot day. :)
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Jeffro, the Boston area. I can't believe you're never heard that. Are you in northern NH? Sometimes we say soda.
Sheeps, I would call a G&T,a gin & tonic.
Clarisse, I must say you're looking very sexy this morning.
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She's flat and that's that!
Clarisse, would it be safe to assume hearing the word pop did not in fact make your taco pop?
His loss.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
flatsy you are one old school motehrfucker if you call soda tonic my friend... how endearing
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:48am.
Jeffro!
It was his loss! I bought this white satin/lace number to go under the jersey...
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YUMMY! Why don't you go put it on and refill your wine? :P
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
that commercial is fucking brilliant
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Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:45am.
What do you call a gin & tonic?
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by Flatsy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:45am.
Tonic.
Doesn't matter what it is, we call soft drinks tonic. Yup, New England.
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Southern NE? I grew up in VT, live in NH, and never heard that. Most people call it soda, or by name- 'coke', 'pepsi', etc.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Jeffro!
No...Ohio, but my parents are pure-bred hill jacks!
It was his loss! I bought this white satin/lace number to go under the jersey...
Sheeps,
Totally agree. The little things stay little unless there are deeper probs, then you want to punch someone for the way they clear their throat.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:42am.
Isnt that funny though?
I'll have a coke, please darling.
Sure thing, what kind?
Sprite.
I dont know what I cal it. I think i just point and grunt.
You must have met so many different types of hot sailors.....oh my goodness LMAO.
I will keep my stupidness to a dull roar today i promise!
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Tonic.
Doesn't matter what it is, we call soft drinks tonic. Yup, New England.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:39am.
I guess! (Kidding.) I always figure that relationship spats about nothing are just symptoms of deeper probs.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:36am.
Wait wait wait, Southerners dont say pop we call every single soda no matter what flavor it is Coke. LOL!
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LoLo- My buds from TX and OK used to say 'Coke' for everything. I think 'pop' was more from the NC guys.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Sheeps!
LOL! We actually split because he lived in NY, but the "soda" thing did bug me!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Wait wait wait, Southerners dont say pop we call every single soda no matter what flavor it is Coke. LOL!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:30am.
i tired of hearing him say "Soda" instead of "pop" and dumped him before he got to see it.
hahahahaha. Not to be rude, but how often did that come up?
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:30am.
Jeffro,
LOL! My jersey is #68 Jagr. It was a gift from an ex. Apparently he had the same fetish of chicks in nothing but a hockey jersey ... too bad i tired of hearing him say "Soda" instead of "pop" and dumped him before he got to see it.
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"pop"...are you from the south? Most of the guys I got to be friends with while in the Navy were from the south, and they'd say 'pop' too.
BTW...his loss! :-)
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Jeffro,
LOL! My jersey is #68 Jagr. It was a gift from an ex. Apparently he had the same fetish of chicks in nothing but a hockey jersey ... too bad i tired of hearing him say "Soda" instead of "pop" and dumped him before he got to see it.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:50am.
Jeffro!
I have Penguins, Rangers, Cavs and Browns jersies.
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Rangers, please. I'm not going to get much work done if you keep it up...ahh fuck it, when do I ever? LOL
(O/T- Mark Messier is my all time favorite athlete!)
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"Moron."
"Putz."
Jeffro!
I have Penguins, Rangers, Cavs and Browns jersies.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:42am.
Jeffro,
#17 babe.
;-)
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Aww, now you're just teasin'. Not that I have a thing for the any of the Hanson Brothers...but a girl in nothing but a hockey or football jersey...mmmm. :P
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"Moron."
"Putz."
Jeffro,
#17 babe.
;-)
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:30am.
Jeffro,
LOL!
*lights candles*
*pours glass of wine* (from a box)
Just a t-shirt…
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Boxed wine, there's my girl...
If it's a Charlestown Chiefs tshirt, I may have to file for divorce. :-)
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"Moron."
"Putz."
Jeffro,
LOL!
*lights candles*
*pours glass of wine* (from a box)
Just a t-shirt…
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Gee Clarisse, this post is so far back, it's almost like we have our own private room here.
So, whatcha wearing? :)
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"Moron."
"Putz."
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:18am.
Jeffro11,
LOL! Well, there are more important talents to possess than dancing skills. Rumor has it that you are a cunning linguist.
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I think I may have started that one, but I only speak the truth! LOL
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"Moron."
"Putz."
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:16am.
OH Sandbitch Noooooooooooooooooooo!
Now I will have that running on a loop in my head!!
==I know. hehe
Jeffro11,
LOL! Well, there are more important talents to possess than dancing skills. Rumor has it that you are a cunning linguist.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!