Barbara Walters Sucks At Making Lists
As expected, B.Walt's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 aren't that fucking fascinating. ABC released 7 of the 10 and I co-sign two of them: Tina Fey & Michael Phelps. I'm having a Chico's kind of day, so I'm feeling the Phelps love. The other 5 choices would be on my least fascinating list. They include:
Miley Cyrus - Disney made Babs do it!
Tommy Girl - L. Ron Hubbard's ghost made Babs do it!
Will Smith - Tommy Girl made Babs do it!
Frank Langella - Whoopi made Babs do it!
Rush Limbaugh - The crazy that lives in her brains made Babs do it!
What the hell kind of GD list is this?! They should call it the 10 Most Fascinating People & Things of 2008 and that list should be: The Live Feed Puppies, Rojo Caliente, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Spaghetti Cat, Kim's wig from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," Randi Sue from "True Blood," La Pequena, Falling Scarlet and Suri Cruise.
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DOLLHOUSE DUDE!
Who would listen to this 80 year old senile yenta anyway?????? MK's list far surpasses !!!
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
My recommendations for Babs list of Fascinating People:
Phoebe Price "Chicken Cutlets"
Doll House Man
Spaghetti Cat
98 yr old virgin lady (what's her name)
Cloris Leachman
AMEN MICHAEL!! (all caps for kanye friday). I'll take Spaghetti Cat over Tom Cruise and Will Smith any day of the week . . .
Rush the Lush??? Is she fukking kidding me??? How about Barack or Michelle Obama, hell about about Sarah Palin??? SMDH
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Sit yo ass down!
I thought a list of fascinating people would be made up of a group that grab the attention and made people want to hear more about them????
Barack Obama & Sarah Palin
I, personally, dont care for either of these people and wouldnt watch. But, they should be on the list. Just because they came out of nowhere and grabbed peoples attention.
I can't even comment on those horrid dental issues.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Silly me. When I heard "fascinating people in 2008", my mind immediately went to Obama. Silly, silly me...
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Recently, a woman in England paid over 17 000 $ for her cat to spend 6 days in an oxygen tent to cure its paralyzed larynx. The cat showed its gratitude by briefly holding eye contact...
Babs Walter needs to give it up & just retire already.
That is the worst.list.EVER.
Why not just interview the cast of Sesame Street instead? At least that would be entertaining.
is it just me or does she look like an old nicole ritchie??
This is a joke, right?
Someone needs to see if ABC's parent companies have some kind of stake in getting attention for this list of losers. Let me guess, most of them have major projects coming out soon?
Honestly Babs, you have lost what little credibility you have left.
What? No John Travolta? He's probably one of the three they didn't name.
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P.S.---That list blows!!!
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She is irrelevant. Her and Larry King need to be put out to pasture. They are relics and have no info of any importance.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Tina Fey? Positively riveting:)) RU kidding. And why isn't there even one crease/line on Babs' forehead?
Eww she has tarter problems. Crest much?
I think this "list" lost all credibility since she put Paris Hilton as most fascinating one year...after that it was all downhill from there...
Babs must be easily entertained. Either that or maybe she just really likes a laugh...I'd wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if I had to interview Tommygirl, Miley or Rush.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:55pm.
Where's Anderson Cooper???
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I find Anderson Cooper the number one most fascinating person in the world, and I am not even joking.
Oh definitely agree...nothing but mad respect for that man...I said it jokingly at first in reference to MK's boo, but now that I think about it, he seriously should be on there...he's done more for the world and see more thing than fucking Miley Cyrus...and what did Will Smith do this year that was so fascinating because I'm drawing a blank!
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:55pm.
Where's Anderson Cooper???
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I find Anderson Cooper the number one most fascinating person in the world, and I am not even joking.
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Babs lost all credibility since she refuses to end her craptacular show, The View. She is a backstabber, a famewhore and a fakeass. And she's way past retirement. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦
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Babs lost all credibility since she refuses to end her craptacular show, The View. She is a backstabber, a famewhore and a fakeass. And she's way past retirement. ♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦
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Submitted by TT99 on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:58pm.
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Seriously, dude. You got the right idea.
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What the FUCK is so fascinating about these annoying people?
I wish this dessicated bitch would fucking retire. Let someone else have your job, you greedy hosebag. You have enough money, hang it up!
When did they quit making white dentures? Babs has food in the cracks....ewww
Where's Anderson Cooper???
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
I think the Alzheimer's only allows her to remember a total of 10 names, that's where she got her list.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Frank Langella is still alive? Who knew?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
that is one SHITTY list.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:09pm.
Oh, I agree. I have nothing against licking cooters. I say, if you got one get licked and get it licked often, but those two . . . the image hurts my brain.
Psh, who needs small talk. I know I wouldn't need it with George Michael, but Depp could prove to be a problem.
Dumb Barbera put Fucking Tom Cruise at #1? Umm, what the fuck has he done in the past 3 years but be creepy??
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 11:06pm.
Why even bother making a list? It should be called the 10 people that lick my cooter the most..
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I'm a visual person, and that was HIDeous. The strongest bleach can never remove the unwanted mental image of Tommy Girl licking Babwa's cooter.
Thanks so much.
*dry heave*
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away--Tigerlilly.
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:53pm.
We could get all Sexame Street on those ho's! ;-)
Like I said, small talk? Not so much. Just some good ole dry humping!
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away--Tigerlilly.
Why even bother making a list? It should be called the 10 people that lick my cooter the most.. Uggh this bitch needs to go away.
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What about John McCain and Barack Obama? What about the pregnant dude?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Um, I like Frank Langella, he was the HWATEST DRACULA EVER!
EVER!
The rest can remake Gilligan's Isle and never be found and build coconut cars, PIE GOODS and radio mouth fillings.
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Barbara! I love it!
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Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:27pm
3) Pearl (Mary Jo Phel) Forrester - Evil gal who wants to rule the world. She put a few things in her purse....
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You DID NOT just say Pearl Forrester! I love Pearl Forrester!
...and in a rocket ship she chased them all across the universe...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:38pm.
I will take the other leg.
I don't know who else I'd choose. Maybe John Taylor, Russell Brand, and George Michael. Mostly, I'd just want to find a way to remove all the clothes from the situation, but I'm sure I could come up with some questions if I really had to.
I guess Barbara hasn't heard of teeth whiteners.
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:27pm.
2) Johnny Depp...I wouldn't interview him I would hump his leg...well okay I'd say "Hi" 'n stuff
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Hell yes, but skip the small talk. Not necessary for leg humping. Trust.
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Could Babs please soak her dentures tonight?
That microwave popcorn fake-butter-colored oil crap is all gunked up in her teef cracks, and is making me sick.
I will co-sign on Tina Fey, but the Phelps fug would crash my system. Sorry.
What about The Winehouse and Blaaaaake??
I would love to see Blaaaake blow his crack breaf in Babwa's face. (Might actually bleach them fangs.)
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Later whores, I have a wedding to plan... a PURPLE DRANK fountain, warm Funyuns with Velveeta Melt, Potted meat, Slim Jims, and that Wilson whore fileted...MK will give me away and you will all throw Cheet
Lol, Michael. This would also be a great blind item photo. Love you.
Tommy Girl is on her list of the most fascinating people? She must be a UFO enthusiast.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Are you serious??
Tommy Girl made the top 10....and WHAT pray tell ( I always wanted to use that in a sentence!) does Tommy warrant being on a Most Facinating list let alone a top 10 of anything!?!?!
What the fuck has he done that is so facinating besides be a card carrying lunatic not to mention his penchant of wearing frilly things and having a robotic beardy wife??
Babs is SUCH a ass kisser...seriously she is seriouly demented...there are far more innovative and dynamic people who deserve to be on that list....just goes to show how old this hag really is....
My List of most facinating:
1) Spaghetti Cat
2) Johnny Depp...I wouldn't interview him I would hump his leg...well okay I'd say "Hi" 'n stuff
3) Pearl (Mary Jo Phel) Forrester - Evil gal who wants to rule the world. She put a few things in her purse....
4)Einstein ( Fuck, just dig him up...hell Babs is still walkin' around....why not Einstein!! They are the same age!)
5)Chupracabra - Try and get an interview without having your face chewed off! I DARE YOU!
6) Sasquatch
7) Surly *I Can't get no Satisfaction* Cruise
8) Life saving couch (Fuck, Babs had that Couch Jumper...same thing in my books!)
9) Julie Masking. I am like a deer before a Mac truck...
10) Crackie Wino....wear a mouth and spit guard and for that interview.
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Why be difficult when I was born to be impossible!
TT99’s 10 Most Fascinating Events of 2008
- LATARIAN MILTON- I like hoodrat things too. What’s his MySpace?
- IRV RICHARDS- Denise's dad. He is like my dad. Easygoing. I’m a bitch, and If I asked my dad nicely, he’d help me bury the body of the boyfriend I’d just killed and wouldn't ask me many questions.
- CHAD JAVON OCHO CINCO (AKA CHAD JOHNSON #85)- That doofy footbalI player who changed his name to a number. I identify with people who have numerals in their names
- CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON- I have yet to make this shit, but I’m sure it’s awesome
- ADNAN GHALIB- I wonder who he’s living off now?
- RICHARD GUEST- I kinda knew he was gay but I was in denial. I was away on business in Europe for 3 weeks and I watched him on CNN every day. I had the biggest crush on him. Dammit. He was the only person I knew who spoke English.
- CLAY AIKEN’S CLOSET- The closet was tired of being opened and closed, opened and closed. Finally, the shoes, clothes and satin hangers can be alone in peace and quiet in the dark without Clay crouching in the dark. Thank God.
- AL REYNOLDS- See above in Five Years
OTHERS:
- ROOSTER McCONAUGHEY- Red Headed Baby with a questionable uncle
- ROBERT KNEPPER- Best Actor Ever
- BRISTOL PALIN- Hot Slut of The Year
- MR. LING IN 4C- Not quite sure where our relationship is going
- WENTWORTH MILLER- I hope he’s not gay, cause I just masturbated to him this morning
- THE WORD “SERIOUSLY”- I seriously over use this word. Seriously.
- NORWOOD YOUNG- a maverick musician and a positive spirit in life.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Haha. It is hilarious that you mentioned Randi Sue. God, what a ho.
Miley Cyrus, a barely 16-year old spoiled possum of a child and Rush-I'd-rather-eat-than-breathe-Limbaugh? She's clearly - CLEARLY - suffering from dementia.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
BW looks like she just let out a queef. Talk about happy beavers.
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