Barbara Walters Sucks At Making Lists
As expected, B.Walt's 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008 aren't that fucking fascinating. ABC released 7 of the 10 and I co-sign two of them: Tina Fey & Michael Phelps. I'm having a Chico's kind of day, so I'm feeling the Phelps love. The other 5 choices would be on my least fascinating list. They include:
Miley Cyrus - Disney made Babs do it!
Tommy Girl - L. Ron Hubbard's ghost made Babs do it!
Will Smith - Tommy Girl made Babs do it!
Frank Langella - Whoopi made Babs do it!
Rush Limbaugh - The crazy that lives in her brains made Babs do it!
What the hell kind of GD list is this?! They should call it the 10 Most Fascinating People & Things of 2008 and that list should be: The Live Feed Puppies, Rojo Caliente, The Empress of Lucite, Chicken Cutlets, Spaghetti Cat, Kim's wig from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta," Randi Sue from "True Blood," La Pequena, Falling Scarlet and Suri Cruise.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:33pm.
Good evening, Tiger.
Are the zookeepers at dindin and the cubs in their lairs?
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Shhh...I'm not sayin' now's the time to smuggle me some delicious Hollywood skanks for snackin'...but....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
The TEEFS! Oh gross. I bet her breath smells like warm death.
Good evening, Tiger.
Are the zookeepers at dindin and the cubs in their lairs?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by eljay on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:31pm.
Two words: crest whitestrips
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Oh sweetie, at her age? More like POLY-DENT...now with bleach...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by LOVE SHATNER on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 9:08pm.
Love Rush. That won't make me popular here but so be it.
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Meh, I won't knock him...he hooked me up with an AMAZING source of Vicodin...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
10 Most Fascinating People of 2008? More like 5 reasons not to watch this crap.
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Edited.
Barbara Walters is a senile old bitch. And her teeth...ew...her teeth...ewwwwww!
Love Rush. That won't make me popular here but so be it.
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Candlejack is back!
Frank Langella, I kind of get. Babs is obviously expecting an Oscar for him for Frost/Nixon.
But Tommy Girl? What has she done all year?
And Rush Limbaugh? In a Dem wave year? WTF?
That said...odds are that number one is none other than Obama.
I hope my teeth don't look like that when I'm old. Yuck. and Michael Phelps quit being entertaining the day he quit racing in the Olympics. I've over him. Besides I think Ryan Lochte was much better than he was. or at least way cuter.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
I like Frank Langella, but what has he done in 2008 to merit being on this list? He and Whoopi must be back together.
Rush Limbaugh -- blecccccccccchhh. Bleggggggggggh. Gawd, I hate him.
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“Tomorrow's just a future yesterday."
http://dumb-report.blogspot.com/
i gotta thank your sweet ass for posting the link to the "falling scarlet" video on youtube. i swear my fucking stomach hurts from how much i laughed
maybe Rush will tell Baba where he scores his Oxy's
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:01pm.
that woman has amazing skin on her face!
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I know! I'm trying to guess how she keeps the silicone mask attached.
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Two words: crest whitestrips
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 8:25pm.
If Bawbwa's list could be a twee, what kind of twee would it be?
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A Weeping Willow.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Rush Limbaugh. P
Babwa is getting old.
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Rush Limbaugh - WTF has that bag of wind done this year, besides try to get his brain-dead listeners to start a riot at the Democratic Convention???
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
If Bawbwa's list could be a twee, what kind of twee would it be?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Christine
Astronaut diaper lady was 2007.
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She's flat and that's that!
was crazy astronaut lady this year????
she needs the cover of Time
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Has Frank Langella done anything since Dracula in 1979?
Randi Sue getting power banged behind Merlotte's and worried about her hair when Tara dumped trash on them was the best. "nobody messes with my hair"
Oh FFS, Rush Limbuagh gives great hand jobs, that's how he made the list.
pffffffffft
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
This woman sucks.
I wish she'd take a queue from AngieJo's promise and retire too.
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My other gig
My other hangout
She is completely clueless, isn't she?
It is a pretty shitty list. Maybe Babs had a hand in creating that 100 Greatest Singers list too...
RoBo Babs list maybe. She has interviewed some of the most influential people in the world and she picks TomCrOi$e????oy.
thats the worst list ever.
TommyGirl?
I wonder how long the $cienos held her head in the toilet before she would agree to that one!
Yeah, he's fascinating...in a 50-car pile up kind of way.
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Darling, I got to tell you something
And I don't say this to everybody
You look marvelous
Absolutely marvelous
That video of Scarlet falling never ceases to make me laugh hysterically.
True dat your list is FAR superior! Babs is on some killer Vicodin these days...!
Your face!
WTF at Tom Cruise being on this list. Besides being crazy, what else has he done in 2008?
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Someone explain why frank langella is fascinating please
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
MK is too frickin' funny!
That power nap did him some good this afternoon.
This list is much better than Baba's
Your Dreamboat didnt make the list? hell, Guy Richie made a movie for him, Rocknrolla, you know that's Pete's life!
Babs is getting senile if she left him and Crackie off the list.
that woman has amazing skin on her face!
i agree on frank l. saw him as dracula at the queen alexandra yonks ago. amazing.
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
Babs has always loved the Sciento's not surprised they made her list.I think she is a closeted Scientologist.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Be nice: she's senile.
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Are you ready for the Big One? EQ Preparedness Day.
Rush Limbaugh needs to die of AIDS. I'm guessing Obama is #1.
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Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
and comingback.
don't leave out comingback, we will fucking shank you.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Now, now, MK. Let's wait for the whole list. Some of your choices may be there.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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