Yeah, They're Back Together
On her show yesterday, Oprah asked Jenny Aniston if she was dating that one person named John Mayer. Jenny perked up and said "YES!" and she also said "NO!" to being knocked up. Although, when she was out in NYC with her pat tampon, she sort of looked a little pregnant-y in the area where fetuses live. It's probably just her body huffing up from Jen using the word "uncool." It's uncool bloat. You know, I can't stop thinking about that stupid fucking word thanks to her. The word "uncool" is the uncoolest word ever. Can we please have a funeral for the word uncool this weekend?
Anyuncool, even though Jen didn't really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn't mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, "I have not been very lucky. I've had a terrible life." John then started asking the female reporter about her own love life, if she was married and for how long. This led to John talking about marriage proposals. He said, "I think I'd be pretty good at that. I'd figure that out. I'd get creative."
By creative, he means on the cover of OK! Magazine or in front of hundreds of paparazzi with a TMZ live feed. So uncool. FUCK!
Submitted by BUUURP on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 4:41pm.
K2? Ummmmmmm . . . is that you, Jennifer? If not, put down the purple koolaid. You've drank too much
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you need to up your medication. seriously you do.
by the way ,the "koolaid" reference was funny during the political campaign, but not so much afterwards. you might want to retire the word from your vocabulary or atleast take out the word "purple" when referring to it. dumb ass.
Looks like she really needs to fart!
I think Jen turkey basted herself with some left over Mayer spooge from the wall, after he borrowed her car and dropped her off in the country a couple of months ago.
Then again, with her it could just be "hysterical pregnancy" just like the "hysterical fantasy wedding" she lives everday. Does she have cats and dogs to play along as the family members or just dogs?
Ol' Jenny Anistonappyasshairius is taking desperacy to a whole new depth. Doesn't she know that women who "surprise" guys with pregnancy have a high murder rate?! Angie is skinny and too rich, but not stupid.
Jen could just impregnate herself with some goat sperm and have a bunch of Yanni babies and go back to Greece, live on a farm and make Feta. It would be a paycheck, and stink less than her acting.
She could just stop her wax addiction and let it all grow in. She might not even be female for all we know; a wild Sascrotch that was captured in the hills of Greece, shaved down and traded to some horny Arabs, and made her way farm to farm to LA, and then taken in by Courtney Cocksucker and trained to "act". Well, that explains a lot.
Oh! Am I being Uncool?! Good!
I can't stand this phoney bitch. If her mouth is moving she's lying. Next!!!
K2? Ummmmmmm . . . is that you, Jennifer? If not, put down the purple koolaid. You've drank too much.
I hope she is pregnant. Then everyone can STFU!
This is a blog but the two of you sound completely moronic. Like I said before, unless either of you have to blow John, then why all the judgement about Jen's choice in men? My point is: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE GUY, HOW CAN YOU PASS JUDGEMENT?
Aside from who he has dated and what he sings about... the guy is still a mystery to most.
The droning on and on about who she decides to have a child with and her choice in men is just immature. Jen would appear and is said to be a very nice woman - if you have such hate towards her then maybe you're just not a good judge of character.
k2 is not john mayer. k2 is jennifer aniston.
K2, you need to relax. Personal attacks not necessary. This is just a GOSSIP BLOG. Unless you are John Mayer himself? If so, please never sing or write another song again.
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:46am.
Where would you like her to go and find a man that is her equal when it comes to being famous, rich, and elite?
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LOL if he is her equal in that regard I really do feel sorry for her. not sure why she's wasting precious baby making years (she has said repeatedly she DOES want kids) with such a sleaze.
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LMAO, I'd love to see who you're married to. Oh, or are you still single because you're fug? You spout off about John Mayer as if you actually know him. You don't know his personality. You don't know what he's like in private, so why not shut your pie hole and get off placing judgement on who she spends time with during her "baby making years". You sound like a complete asshole. I'm sure I'm not the first to tell you that either.
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:46am.
Where would you like her to go and find a man that is her equal when it comes to being famous, rich, and elite?
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Where would you like her to go and find a man that is her equal when it comes to being famous, rich, and elite?
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LOL if he is her equal in that regard I really do feel sorry for her. not sure why she's wasting precious baby making years (she has said repeatedly she DOES want kids) with such a sleaze.
Oh my God, why won't these two SHUT UP?! They are such tiresome famewhores. Get married, buy a damn house, have/adopt 20 babies, but just GO AWAY. America is tired of Aniston's haggy ass (her 30 Rock was the lowest-rated episode in the series' history, because she sucked) and Mayer is sleaze personified. GET OFF MY INTERNET. Jesus H. Christ.
I can't believe she would procreate with this douchebag. Of all the men she could have--she picks Mayer's mayonnaise? Now, she'll have two babies to breast feed. Ickky pricky gross.
she does look pregnant. and the double shirt is for hiding the bulge.
Jennifer "Crazy Eyes" Anniston
So they are back together, eh? Damn her!
Sign/horoscope peeps:
What if someone was born the day after you?
Really compatible or not at all compatible?
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anyone notice how John's hair keeps getting worse? the long shit was definate shit... the cut he had with Jessica-whatsherchest was much better, but now this makes him look like a serial killer or something... very creepy (and just plain old fugly).
Please pay attention to us. Can't they at least pretend to like eachother. Everyone knows their relationship is only for show. She should just retire and stop making a fool of herself.
Jennifer is a coward, backpedaling in Oprah!
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 2:48pm.
she has the worst taste in men, ever. if they really are having a baby, that is just sad. why doesn't she date outside of hollyweird? i think it's because she likes to keep herself in the tabs.
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Stop with the ridiculous comments! Why doesn't she date outside of Hollywood? Maybe it's because that's where her life is! She's a celebrity. She socializes with celebrities. Celebrities are a part of her inner circle of friends. Even camera men, producers, stage, sound and light crews are in the fucking business! Where would you like her to go and find a man that is her equal when it comes to being famous, rich, and elite? Someone outside of hollywood probably wouldn't understand her lifestyle. She needs someone that can relate and is secure. This chic gets so much shit for dating musicians, actors... basically her equals. Well atleast she's not fucking married hollywood men! So why don't we keep the stupid statements to a minimum. If you don't like John Mayer then just be happy you don't have to blow him, right?! Why does her taste in men upset you so much, ask yourself.
He's fug. Poor Jen.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
she has the worst taste in men, ever. if they really are having a baby, that is just sad. why doesn't she date outside of hollyweird? i think it's because she likes to keep herself in the tabs.
I love Jennifer Aniston, but I don't understand how she can be with such a DOUCHEBAG like John Mayer?!?!? He is so annoying and I don't know why. hmmmmm
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:23pm.
Aww. A March baby! Can you set up a live streaming web cam for us to watch?
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excuse me I have to go throw up....
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I hear crackers are supposed to be good for morning sickness.
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Submitted by whydafuckwhatdafuck on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:43pm.
Why is she even relevant?
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Do you really have to ask that? Um, well she has atleast 3 movies coming out within the next few months, she's considered an A-list celebrity, she has a high profile divorce that was surrounded by infidelity, her ex is Brad Shitt, she's rich and influential, plus she was once considered America's sweetheart and had the number sitcom for 10 years. I guess that's why she's still relevant. Let's face it, even you stopped by this thread to see what all the fuss is about. The lady has something going on. lmao!
I think they make a horrible couple. How old is he? He looks like a 16 year old boy.
finally someone who knows aquarius is an air sign. people are always trying to convince me that i am a water sign. jan 25. pisses me off.
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Nah, water signs are scorpio, pisces and cancer. I'm scorpio and I find that my closest relationships are with these 2 other signs. Siblings, friends and children are all water. Life is good :-) Husband is a fire sign... keeps it interesting to say the least!!
Why is she even relevant?
Why is she even relevant?
Pill bloat..
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:13pm.
Oh, Mrs K! I'm sorry if it makes it seem that I think all people experiencing that are probably into drugs. Shoddy wording and all...
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LMAO...I'm sorry.
1. You haven't been around long enough to know that I am one snarky bitch and a big troublemaker.
2. Actually I am as old as dirt and I am going through the change.
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:23pm.
Aww. A March baby! Can you set up a live streaming web cam for us to watch?
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excuse me I have to go throw up....
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:56pm.
My last period was in August...
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Aww. A March baby! Can you set up a live streaming web cam for us to watch?
And toss some puppies in the crib too please!
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Submitted by kdracofan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:24pm.
PSL: I Start Reiki lessons next MONTH...I want to be a healer :)
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COOL!
Reiki has CHANGED MY LIFE. I swear.
angel, the "thinking and happening" is very recent...freaking me out, in a good way.....:)
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:54am.
Alright guys, I'm all into this horoscope stuff and both Aniston and Mayer are AIR signs. She's an aquarius and he's a Libra...they're supposed to be really good for one another.
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finally someone who knows aquarius is an air sign. people are always trying to convince me that i am a water sign. jan 25. pisses me off.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:10pm.
They don't call me the "Cochina Kolache Princess" for nuthin'.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:56pm.
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:54pm.
I mean... I think that she might get her period once a year and the recent sudden bloat might be it.
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My last period was in August...
Oh, Mrs K! I'm sorry if it makes it seem that I think all people experiencing that are probably into drugs. Shoddy wording and all...
Sh*t, that was dumb of me to say, given that there are so many wonderful things we can do now to reduce the amount of periods!
I know I have been pondering that, given my raging monthly pmt. Life would rock with less of that.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 1:08pm.
@ Slutty
I didn't know your friend Patron was in town. :P
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*shaky head, wiping tears* I expected this kind of trash talk from Nitty or Sheeps, but not from my kolache princess.
@ Slutty
I didn't know your friend Patron was in town. :P
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:39am.
Shhhh. Those weren't my face lips. What?! It was dark.
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Nitty AND Sheeps, I didn't mean Sheeps had knowledge of your lips.....I was angling for Dave Foley's lips, but the joke backfired. I would have cleared this up earlier, but I met a friend for an early lunch...and yes Sheeps, I do have another friend besides Jose Cuervo.
Missy--
I cannot play myself again
I should just be my own best friend
Not fuck myself in the head with pills and liquor
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
I dunno. I think they're both pretty. Just, like - polar opposite. I think Angie carries herself better but I also think she's more full of shit.
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it's britney:
I hear ya. I have become so in tune with horoscopes and energy in the past 3 years...I started getting reiki 4 1/2 yrs ago, and since then, my intuition is off the charts!!!\
plus, lately, I have been thinking things, and they HAPPEN. It is SPOOOOOOOOOKY.
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Oooh..and you're a Scorpio too. It is said that Scorpios need no conduit to the secrets to the secrets of the universe (like scriptures, talismans, rituals, etc)...there is a direct connection if you can open yourself to it. (and of course, reikki, yoga, etc is all helpful)
That happens to me too! NOW if I could just guess WHEN I was thinking the right thing. Cuz it's still always a surprise, you know?
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Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:54pm.
I mean... I think that she might get her period once a year and the recent sudden bloat might be it.
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My last period was in August...
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
"She has a problem if she is with him... He is so pasty white disgustingly gross..."
That's my color... eeep... I've got something in common with Meyer ><
Seriously though, it's more yellowish, kinda jaundiced!
Anyways, can we please stop with this bump watch bs? I don't think she can get pregnant, given her diet of coke, ciggies and coffee. I mean... I think that she might get her period once a year and the recent sudden bloat might be it.
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and for those who make fun of her chin, i don't think her chin is that bad. I never even noticed till people pointed it out. I noticed ashlee simpson's chin, i don't think jennifer's is as noticeable. And I sure do miss the "Rachel" cut, that haircut totally flattered her.
She has a problem if she is with him... He is so pasty white disgustingly gross...
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As for her taste in John, well, some may never understand the attraction. But did anyone ever see Brad Pitt having 6 kids with a reformed heroin user/brother kisser/blood vial wearing and boyfriend/husband stealing/ bisexual with a cutting problem skank? NO. He went from classy gal to rough edge personality disorder Jolie. Go figure.