Yeah, They're Back Together
On her show yesterday, Oprah asked Jenny Aniston if she was dating that one person named John Mayer. Jenny perked up and said "YES!" and she also said "NO!" to being knocked up. Although, when she was out in NYC with her pat tampon, she sort of looked a little pregnant-y in the area where fetuses live. It's probably just her body huffing up from Jen using the word "uncool." It's uncool bloat. You know, I can't stop thinking about that stupid fucking word thanks to her. The word "uncool" is the uncoolest word ever. Can we please have a funeral for the word uncool this weekend?
Anyuncool, even though Jen didn't really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn't mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, "I have not been very lucky. I've had a terrible life." John then started asking the female reporter about her own love life, if she was married and for how long. This led to John talking about marriage proposals. He said, "I think I'd be pretty good at that. I'd figure that out. I'd get creative."
By creative, he means on the cover of OK! Magazine or in front of hundreds of paparazzi with a TMZ live feed. So uncool. FUCK!
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I totally agree with you ItsTheBritney about Jennifer being cuter and Angelina being so pretty she becomes hideous after looking at her for awhile. Some people might thing that sounds nutty but I know exactly what you mean. I thought Angelina was pretty in Girl interrupted then I got tired of her soon after that. After that I started to think, man this girls lips are hideous! I always have thought Jennifer was cute and was shocked when people thought she was ugly. But I like Jennifer better with the reddish brown hair.
Keep in mind...Jen has a movie coming out on Xmas day so we are going to be seeing and hearing A LOT about her until then.
*sighing in resignation*
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In fifty years, 83-year-old Saint Angie will still be around, breastfeeding her new quadruplets on some magazine cover.
Jennifer has a little belly going on there. And what is with the matching biker outfits? That is so gay. She has a problem if she is with him... He is so pasty white disgustingly gross...
can you imagine how annoying their spawn would be? ugh. a whiny, media-hungry, talentless twit.
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"it's called an illusion, michael. a trick is something that a hooker does for money. or cocaine."
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"John, re-attach yourself to my chin. I'm knocked up!"
Oh, this is not the CAPTION THIS contest?
Either she's waiting until her third month to reveal it or her chin has dropped about a foot.
This chin is preggers!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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it's britney:
I hear ya. I have become so in tune with horoscopes and energy in the past 3 years...I started getting reiki 4 1/2 yrs ago, and since then, my intuition is off the charts!!!\
plus, lately, I have been thinking things, and they HAPPEN. It is SPOOOOOOOOOKY.
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I believe in miracles- where you from, you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
I don't think Jen is pregnant - it's got to be the angle of the photo. If she is, good for her. I thought she was really good on Oprah. She didn't back peddle the Vogue comment about Jolie. She just downplayed it a little. She agreed that it might've been taken out of context and even she agreed that for the magazine to make that comment the headline, wasn't very VOGUE. Bottom line is that she admitted to saying it and basically said " yeah it was uncool" some might agree some might not ... but hey that's just how she feels. No harm no foul.
As for her taste in John, well, some may never understand the attraction. But did anyone ever see Brad Pitt having 6 kids with a reformed heroin user/brother kisser/blood vial wearing and boyfriend/husband stealing/ bisexual with a cutting problem skank? NO. He went from classy gal to rough edge personality disorder Jolie. Go figure.
I heard that she appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^SugArbaByM eeT. C O M^^ ^^^^with a personal account there. Maybe you have the chance to talk to her online or meet some celebrities there. It is amazing.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:56am.
've done those compatibility charts before. they're usually pretty accurate. I'm so into horoscope stuff. not so much the daily predictions, but the sun sign profiles. Of course other factors like where the moon is and what planets are present whent he person is born matter too, but most of the time, the sun sign is the main pull on a person. I've become pretty obsessed with this stuff to the point where I meet someone and right off the bat, I can tell what their sign is. It kinda freaks people out.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
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hey Pimpcessa!
it'sbritneybitch......a lot of relationships have to do with the week you were born, not just your sign....too general that way.
knowing your partner's place and time of birth will allow you do do a compatibility chart....
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I believe in miracles- where you from, you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
Couldn't it also be photo shopping. I mean if they can make people think she's preggo imagine how many mags that would sell??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Alright guys, I'm all into this horoscope stuff and both Aniston and Mayer are AIR signs. She's an aquarius and he's a Libra...they're supposed to be really good for one another.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Yak, yack? Whichever it is, I'd take it.
Good morning Love Anderson and PSL!!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I don't think she's preggers at all. On Oprah she looked thin as usual. Maybe she just had burrito bloat.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
She kinda does look preggernated.
Funeral Memorial for "Uncool", Sunday at Applebee's, Eulogy to be given by "Looser".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I think it's YAK.
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:45am.
Oh lord, I think I just entered the land of JA, looneyville.
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yep! I have JA posters on my walls, The Friends Trivia game, and ALL her movies!
I LUUUUURVE Jen. She is the best actress EVAH!
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I believe in miracles- where you from, you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
I thought Jen was great on Oprah. And I love the fact that she didn't apologise for her comment about AJ. Bout time she grew some cojones with regards to AJ. She did seem to appear that it was taken a tad out of context when put on the front cover. Implying (I think) that she was meaning that AJ having the affair with her hubby was "un-cool" when she was meaning that when AJ mentioned time frames of their "falling in love" was "un-cool". You would think that by now Brad wouldn't let her out of the house to do interviews because she always manages to open her trap about stupid shit.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Douchebag or not - I'd hump him. He looks like he's hung like a yack & gets a little freaky. I like it.
It's not that she's not "lucky" with men. Everyone gets to choose who they want to be with... ok, scratch that for the people from closed-minded macho countries with arranged marriages and other crap. You get to choose, it's not a Country Fair where you get a prize at random. But some women always suck at choosing their men and Aniston is one of them. She doesn't have a "choose smart" chip, it's missing in her.
I don't think anything good will come up from her relationship with Mayer. He's a complete douche.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Oh lord, I think I just entered the land of JA, looneyville.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
She's sooooooooooo pregnant. YESSSS!
I honestly think she's better looking than AJ. I think AJ is borderline hideous...she's so pretty that she becomes ugly after you look at her for a while. JA, on the other hand, is one of those average cute girls that becomes prettier the more you look at her. Plus, she's got a very normal personality. AJ comes off as a psycho. She kinda reminds me of Glen Close in Fatal Attraction. Eh, just MHO.
PS: JA is an aquarius...gotta love her for that one.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
OMG finally!
she is most definately preggers!
And this just in:
I still don't give a flying f*cking farm animals left a** cheeck!!!!!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:36am.
Didn't White Okra claim she was a Rockette, which was easily disproved?
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And yet another reason to hate these annoying leg flailers.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:34am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 -
Even better than Dave Foley's?! *preens*
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They are prettier than Dave Foley's, I don't know if they're as kissable, but Sheeps would probably know
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Shhhh. Those weren't my face lips. What?! It was dark.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:34am.
I don't know if they're as kissable, but Sheeps would probably know.
I didn't even read this.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:34am.
Didn't White Okra claim she was a Rockette, which was easily disproved?
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
A question for the ages: What would Dave Foley Wear?
I'm going back to bed. Taking the day off to sloth.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 -
Even better than Dave Foley's?! *preens*
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They are prettier than Dave Foley's, I don't know if they're as kissable, but Sheeps would probably know.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:31am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:25am.
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic, can someone PUHLEEZE explain to me the appeal of the freaking Radio City Music Hall Rockettes and why they are considered entertainment?! Fuck! They are every where and will continue to be till after Xmas.
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Kayne...is that you dressed like NitWitty?
Sometime, I dress up like one and stand on the corner of Richardson St., I like to watch the car crashes when I do the high kicks....pantiless.
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Well, I *AM* the voice of my generation after all. Don't waste it on the corner, McSlitty. From what I hear, you got a lot of work left at home.
But seriously, what is the point of these hookers in heels? I just don't get it?!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
anna p, she was fucking FUNNY last night....and she does NOT have a rep for being psycho. Desperate, but not psycho.
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I believe in miracles- where you from, you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:25am.
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic, can someone PUHLEEZE explain to me the appeal of the freaking Radio City Music Hall Rockettes and why they are considered entertainment?! Fuck! They are every where and will continue to be till after Xmas.
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Kayne...is that you dressed like NitWitty?
Sometime, I dress up like one and stand on the corner of Richardson St., I like to watch the car crashes when I do the high kicks....pantiless.
How does it feel kissing Perez Hilton Jen? Or better yet, his junk?
michael k, you absolutely need to watch last night's 30 rock. if you didn't tivo it (shame on you) you can watch it on nbc.com. jennifer aniston was the guest star, but i don't know if she realized she was being filmed or not. tidbit: her college nickname was crazy pussy. sound familiar?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:24am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:21am.
If that's what preggers looks like, I'd happily be knocked up for the rest of my life. Unfortunately, I just looked like every other hooker who sucked a basketball through a hose
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But you have the sexiest swollen lips evah!
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Even better than Dave Foley's?! *preens*
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
she always looks like she's sucking on a jolly rancher when she speaks. tiresome. xo
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:21am.
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No, Foley's hips are too wide for this outfit, maybe her bikini.
And waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic, can someone PUHLEEZE explain to me the appeal of the freaking Radio City Music Hall Rockettes and why they are considered entertainment?! Fuck! They are every where and will continue to be till after Xmas.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
i like my girls with braces n downsydrome faces
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:21am.
If that's what preggers looks like, I'd happily be knocked up for the rest of my life. Unfortunately, I just looked like every other hooker who sucked a basketball through a hose
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But you have the sexiest swollen lips evah!
PSL...
I am sick of the Jen-bashing, too. She has beautiful hair, a great figure, money out the wazoo, loyal friends, steady work, freedom to do what she wants, great sense of style...
What is not to love? The only thing I can see wrong is her taste in men.
girl i wanna get lost in ya world
fuck ya ass and do ya hurr
I would kill for her hair - it's so beautiful.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:56am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:49am.
You didn't hear? I'm sort of a "Hollywood insider," and my sources tell me they've divorced. Don't quote me, but her ex is allegedly living in sin with an actress I'm not at liberty to name (hint: rhymes with "holy").
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Mother of Pearl....he's living with Dave Foley!
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And you just know dave foley would rock her outfit 10 times better than she does!
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"I'd have sex with a number of the Muppets. I just don't talk about it publicly." - Mandy Patinkin
I think maybe she is pregnant because John looks like he's been crying his eyes out.
If that's what preggers looks like, I'd happily be knocked up for the rest of my life. Unfortunately, I just looked like every other hooker who sucked a basketball through a hose.
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
ISMU, right? I am so sick of the Jen bashing.
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"