Yeah, They're Back Together
On her show yesterday, Oprah asked Jenny Aniston if she was dating that one person named John Mayer. Jenny perked up and said "YES!" and she also said "NO!" to being knocked up. Although, when she was out in NYC with her pat tampon, she sort of looked a little pregnant-y in the area where fetuses live. It's probably just her body huffing up from Jen using the word "uncool." It's uncool bloat. You know, I can't stop thinking about that stupid fucking word thanks to her. The word "uncool" is the uncoolest word ever. Can we please have a funeral for the word uncool this weekend?
Anyuncool, even though Jen didn't really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn't mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, "I have not been very lucky. I've had a terrible life." John then started asking the female reporter about her own love life, if she was married and for how long. This led to John talking about marriage proposals. He said, "I think I'd be pretty good at that. I'd figure that out. I'd get creative."
By creative, he means on the cover of OK! Magazine or in front of hundreds of paparazzi with a TMZ live feed. So uncool. FUCK!
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She may look pregnant here, but just 1-2 weeks ago she was running around in a bikini and definitely did not look pregnant.
She's damned if she does and damned if she doesn't. If she's single, she's a spinster, if she's with someone, it's not the right person.
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I like her, and she was funny on 30 Rock last night.
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Jen looked great on Oprah. Her hair seemed alot lighter. Maybe just the lighting. Jen is the opposite of "uncool"
That definitely looks like a preggo belly. Maybe Douche Mayer just wants to be a baby-daddy?
she looked frazzled crappy on Oprah. Hair looked really bad.. He's starting to look like white Skeletor. Odd couple.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:08am.
Is he the same guy that told this chick that he couldn't get married until gay marriages were recognized; I thought I saw him standing on the corner of Sunset & Vine holding up a "Support Prop 8..PLEASE" sign.
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That's weird 'cuz I could swear I saw him weilding a hammer on a new home build in New Orleans.....
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
Ummmmmm.... Jen Jen looks preggers! I wonder if she REALLY is preggers by John Mayer... if she is, I smell a set-up!
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She looks preggars to me or is she getting a small gut from doing nothing.....???
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:56am.
I heard he opened an orphanage.
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Is he the same guy that told this chick that he couldn't get married until gay marriages were recognized; I thought I saw him standing on the corner of Sunset & Vine holding up a "Support Prop 8..PLEASE" sign.
If she looks preg, then I must be about 6 months along. I think her waistband is just snug or she just ate.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:00am.
What hell is this? Douche Day on DListed?
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OH crap!! I missed 30 Rock w/ Jen. When was it on? Wonder if the episode is available online? I have never watched that show. But, definitely wanted to see it with Jen.
By the way, love her boots and coat.
Jen needs to let John get a little sleep. He looks exhausted.
what's up with stache? he AND pitt both seem to be rocking the 70's porn stache.... ewww... but good for her for calling AJ on the whole crap she has been lately chattering about...teach AJ ti stick to the original "story" vs the real affair version...
What would a John Mayer endorsed douche smell like anyway? Leatha' cleana'?
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:56am.
You may be onto something! Ew.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Oprah's calves are bigger than Jen's arms. Cant wait to see Marley and Me. It comes out Christmas Day.
Mabel Hodges... I just love you.
What hell is this? Douche Day on DListed?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:56am.
hahahahaha. Yes. Dave did play a lot of female roles on "Kids."
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
I missed Oprah but I saw her on 30 Rock and she was funny. I also saw The Good Girl for the first time this past weekend and was VERY surprised at how great she was. She was also great in Friends With Money. All in all, I like her. She seems like the kind of person you could hang out with...approachable. Always thought she was very cute. Someone wrote on a blog one time that they actually saw her in person and said she was WAY prettier in person and tiny, too. Sometimes, camera angles have a way of distorting a person's face so I think the Chiniston comments are unfair...but I do NOT get this whole Mayer thing. She just seems too classy, smart and mature to hang with him. But who knows. It's her life, right?
I watched Jen on Oprah yesterday. It was a great interview, minus all the Obama love. gag
Is she going to name her twins Brad and Angie?
i like jennifer. she is graceful, classy and elegant...all that skankolina isn't.
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:55am
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ITA...with all your statements, Mabel.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:43am.
Whatever happened to that actor she was married to?
You didn't hear? I'm sort of a "Hollywood insider," and my sources tell me they've divorced. Don't quote me, but her ex is allegedly living in sin with an actress I'm not at liberty to name (hint: rhymes with "holy").
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I heard he opened an orphanage.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:49am.
You didn't hear? I'm sort of a "Hollywood insider," and my sources tell me they've divorced. Don't quote me, but her ex is allegedly living in sin with an actress I'm not at liberty to name (hint: rhymes with "holy").
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Mother of Pearl....he's living with Dave Foley!
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:53am.
Mayer must be hung like a horse. There can be no other explanation. Musically, he's a poseur-joke. He's ugly as sin and seems to have a pretty shitty opinion of women. Yep, gotta be the big dick.
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You got a good point, however, my money is on Mayer being the real "Mr Pussy" from SATC... After all, he CAN wag that tongue like a motherfucker...
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Oh, crap. This again. Jennifer is beautiful, rich and talented, and she could have a good man and a good life, but she'll never stop playing the "Hollywood Game". No sympathy here.
Love the coat! I really like her...I just wish there werent so many posts about her angie and brad although I know they are the ones that get the crazies going lol
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She is pretty cute. I never understood the whole "can't get a man" thing, either. The tabloids take something, twist it, then run with it forever. A falsity cast in stone. So wrong.
She's totally got it going on and all that stuff saying otherwise seems like crap to me. MK isn't helping much. I'll admit days like this I think it's prety shitty that someone is making money off of bloody lies and mean spirited words.
I go through this from time to time and always come back, though. But I think it's a nasty addiction to fluff. I have GOT to get a life.
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tate donovan was the biggest douche ever. EVER.
John Mayer seemed to me, wanting to be liked by the blogs, by the papparazzi, etc and their job wasn't to like him, but to present him in teh worst way possible. that's how they make money. i think he is learning that now and will stop trying to stay on their good side since he can't win anyway.
someone tell her the body guard holding her arm is ten, no, twenty times the sexy of the douche she's with.
I don't get dating some ugly ass just because people know who he/she is.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
If/when he dumps her she'll be a Britney-sized mess.
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I agree with you bitches when I see that outfit all I can think is: WANT! (sans the asshole boyfriend bloat of course)
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Mayer must be hung like a horse. There can be no other explanation. Musically, he's a poseur-joke. He's ugly as sin and seems to have a pretty shitty opinion of women. Yep, gotta be the big dick.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
John Mayer. Ugh. I mean she's no Angelina (tee hee) but she can do better than that!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
John looks like he is "trying to pass a dooty bubble" in those pics. Some people have a baby to save a relationship...are we now to the point where we have a baby to create a relationship for the paps? Uncool on the highest order.
The only nondouche she was ever with was Tate Donovan.
I agree, Jennifer gets a bum rap. I think it's the whole not being with Brad Pit tthing and for one, she never looked happy with him the entire time they were together, no reflection on them both of course.
As to john mayer, why does he look so miserable with her in every pic i've seen them in since they've been back together? is he with her to improve his image since the whole breakup nearly ruined his? I do like john mayer btw.
Kdraco!!!! *Kisses and hugs Kdraco* Came to the cumfiesta early? I'm here for the lulz...
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God she does love her some douchebags!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
With all the occasions I see them both wearing black together, you would think they take tips from Saint Angelina's wardrobe.
Not a critic statement, because God knows basic black rules, but these people are supposed to not bore us, right?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:43am.
Whatever happened to that actor she was married to?
You didn't hear? I'm sort of a "Hollywood insider," and my sources tell me they've divorced. Don't quote me, but her ex is allegedly living in sin with an actress I'm not at liberty to name (hint: rhymes with "holy").
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:43am.
I must admit, I just saw a short clip from her spot on Oprah and I think she's pretty damn cute and seems sincere. I don't get why the tabloids run the theme that she has "man troubles" or for some reason wants or needs a baby. It seems that couldn't be farther from the truth.
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I agree. I don't see the "man" look to her that some ppl here talk about. I think she is a very attractive lady and has a pretty hot hot bod. Those pics she did in Vogue are great. Nope, not seeing the Maniston.
Submitted by FireCat on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:37am.
Oh, and doesn't he just look the picture of happiness?
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Actually I do believe he is thrilled. If you look closely you'll see a big jizz stain around the crotch area. Everyone knows he cums when there's a pap in the vincinity. So what you see is not his misery face, that's his post coital bliss mug.
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Not a fan, but she did look good on Oprah.
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Submitted by missy on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:40am.
I WAN THAT COAT!!! BITCH YOU LIVE IN LA YOU DONT NEED NO SHEARLING!
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I agree, that jacket is fucking hot! Shes been looking cute lately since John Mayer's been porking her. Dick does the soul good!!
oh, and likin' those boots.
Whatever happened to that actor she was married to?