Yeah, They're Back Together
On her show yesterday, Oprah asked Jenny Aniston if she was dating that one person named John Mayer. Jenny perked up and said "YES!" and she also said "NO!" to being knocked up. Although, when she was out in NYC with her pat tampon, she sort of looked a little pregnant-y in the area where fetuses live. It's probably just her body huffing up from Jen using the word "uncool." It's uncool bloat. You know, I can't stop thinking about that stupid fucking word thanks to her. The word "uncool" is the uncoolest word ever. Can we please have a funeral for the word uncool this weekend?
Anyuncool, even though Jen didn't really want to talk about her whatevership with John Mayer, he didn't mind talking about love and marriage at a recent event in NYC. When OK! asked about his love life, John joked, "I have not been very lucky. I've had a terrible life." John then started asking the female reporter about her own love life, if she was married and for how long. This led to John talking about marriage proposals. He said, "I think I'd be pretty good at that. I'd figure that out. I'd get creative."
By creative, he means on the cover of OK! Magazine or in front of hundreds of paparazzi with a TMZ live feed. So uncool. FUCK!
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I must admit, I just saw a short clip from her spot on Oprah and I think she's pretty damn cute and seems sincere. I don't get why the tabloids run the theme that she has "man troubles" or for some reason wants or needs a baby. It seems that couldn't be farther from the truth.
Lory on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:38am.
If she's not preggo then douche cum can be bad for your figure.
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Word!
*waving hello!!!*
having a hard time giving a shit about these two...
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"Moron."
"Putz."
seriously folks, a few months ago we were talking about this douchebag and Chestica. have some shame Chiniston!
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I don't know about uncool, but Mayer is unfunny.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
I like Jennifer Anniston...what the hell is she doing with John Mayersadouche? Can't stand the sight of him.
I WAN THAT COAT!!! BITCH YOU LIVE IN LA YOU DONT NEED NO SHEARLING!
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:34am.
Sick of this anoying bitch and her dumb "man troubles."
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I 2nd that emotion.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
If she's not preggo then douche cum can be bad for your figure.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I saw the show, it was good. I think she looked pretty...and happy. What can I say, I like her- she seems pretty normal (for a celeb).
I got the vibe that she is really over Brad and that she would really just like to get on with her life but mofo's just won't let her.
Oh, Jen, I wish you had higher standards for yourself. On the other hand, if she is pregnant, wanting her child to grow up in a 2-parent home is a goal for a lot of families. I've always thought the most important thing is a happy home, but I know a lot of people who disagree.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Oh, and doesn't he just look the picture of happiness?
The takers get the honey
The givers sing the blues
Sick of this anoying bitch and her dumb "man troubles."