Kanye West Arrested (And Released)
This is my second Kanye West post of the day and it's not even noon times here. IT'S KANYE WEST FRIDAY!!! TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL DAY AND RUN AROUND YOUR OFFICE SCREAMING THAT YOU'RE THE VOICE OF YOUR GENERATION!!!!1!!!! SQUID BRAINS!
So, yeah, the most humble human being on this planet was busted by the cops at his hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning so says TMZ. He was arrested for allegedly getting into some kind of violent situation with a pap outside of the Tup Tup club in Newcastle.
This isn't Kanye's first day at the pap beating rodeo. He was arrested in September for getting all handsy with a pap. Charges were never filed.
The cops in England released Kanye after a short investigation this morning. They probably realized they had the voice of our generation in their custody. The voice of our generation can do no wrong. I'm sure the cops who arrested King Kanye will get life in prison for wasting his time like this.
HAPPY KANYE FRIDAY!!!
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Er, Tup Tup Club?
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Hate him but love his song "Flashing Lights"
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Got nothing but L O V E for Kanye!!!!
I'm *thisclose* to going Bill Foster on him. AKA D-FENS.
the DUDE! abides...
GET OFF MY LAWN!
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING? STOP IT! I HAVE A HEADACHE!
:)
the DUDE! abides...
Why do some guys feel the need to shave their hairlines at the forehead/temples?
I really hate that.
It doesn't look neat, it looks weird.
KANYE IS A FUCKING MOUF BREAVING GRADE A DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK HIM AND HIS EGO!
I'M THE BEST MOUF BREAVA IN THE WORLD!!!!!!! JUSTIN TRIED MOUF BREAVIN, BUT THEN HE WENT TO IHOP SO I TOOK THE CROWN!
HE NEEDS ANOTHER JAW LOCKDOWN.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
HE's THE VOICE OF A GENERATION, SQUID BRAINS! WHO ARE YOU TO MAKE FUN OF KANYE! HE HAS TO TYPE LIKE THIS SO THAT HIS GENERATIONAL VOICE CAN BE HEARD. HEY! WTF???? ISN'T KANYE PART OF MMMMMMMYYYYY GENERATION!?!?!?!?
PEOPLE TRY TO PUT US DDDDDOWN!
JUST BECAUSE WE GGGET AROUND!
NOT TRYNA CAUSE A BIG SSSENSATION!
JUST TALKIN BOUT MY GGGGENERATION!
MY GENERATION!
(I always sing that real loud when I pass a group of teenagers on the street lol)
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
HAHA, HE'S STORING LAST NIGHTS NUTS IN HIS CHEEKS.
MAKE LOVE TO MY FACE AND I'LL PUT IT ON MY ALBUM!!!!!!!!
DONE!! AND I'LL DO IT NAKED! NOTHING LIKE HANGING ONTO A PILLOW WHILE DOING NAKED TIMES!
**boys are icky!**
he can't talk now. he's got tonight's gerbil stored in his cheeks.
AS LONG AS YOU GET ONE OF THOSE VAGINA PILLOWS LIKE TYRA HAD ON HER SHITSHOW FOR THE RING PILLOW OK?????
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LoLo and Missy: CAN I BE THE RING BEARER? TOM CAN THEN SERENADE US WHILE YOU TWO... um.... DO SOMETHING!
**boys are icky!**
LETS RENEW OUR VOWS LIKE J-LO AND J-LO. WE CAN WEAR MATCHING FALSIE ASSES.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I GOT YOU SOME FLOWERS AND A JOURNEY PENDANT BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD WIFEY
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I DON'T LIKE KANYE'S SHIT-EATING SMIRK.
sorry, kanye, but michaelk is the voice of all generations
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
I heard that he appeared on a millionaire & celebrity dating club ...
Oh, that's why he's not meeting anybody to settle down with... What a weirdo...
**boys are icky!**
MISSY EVER SINCE WE GOT MARRIED YOUVE BEEN TELLING ME TO DO STUFF. YOURE SEXY, ILL LET THAT SLIDE.
I CHECKED IT AND TOOK OUT THE GARBAGE LIKE YOU ASKED HA HA HA HA WHAT?
ALL CAPS MAKES ME FEEL SO FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I AM TYPING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND THE LITTLE LETTERS ON MY KEYBOARD. THEY ARE ALL IN CAPS!
PAGING LOLO CHECK YOUR EMAIL I THINK KANYE SENT YOU A SPECIAL MESSAGE SEEING AS HE IS YOUR NEW VOICE
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
SHOVE A DIRTY SOCK IN YOUR PIE-HOLE TOM!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
HEY KANYE STFU AND IMPLODE ON YOUR MASSIVE EGO ALREDY YOU DOUCHEHOSER!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO POST A COMMENT IN FULL CAPS, AND NOW THAT IT'S KANYE WEST FRIDAY, I CAN AND NO ONE WILL THINK LESS OF ME!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
HAPPY DOUCHEBAG FRIDAY MAH HOT HOOKERZ!!!!!
Does he have a girlfriend..or a special friend? maybe it's been a while since he's gotten some.
He can type in all caps as much as he wants and he'll still be boring to me. KANYE GET A LIFE.
WHAT AN ASSBAG. One of the few people I would like to walk up to an punch in the mouth without saying a word.
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
This fool is a tool.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
you're welcome :D
On topic: Tom is a douche nozzle.
**boys are icky!**
I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!LOL.ALLCAPS!!!
When I see the headline "Kanye West Arrested (And Released)" all I can think of is a big ol' grouper that some fisherman did a "catch and release" on.
Jim and Charles Manson (who I believe are the same person here) had better watch out. Seems like ALL CAPS people are getting busted.....
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come give me your sweetness, now there's you, there is no needness
lying safe within your arms, I'm born again
-Billy Preston & Syreeta "With You I'm Born Again"
FUCK YOU TOM!
(Thanks Lizardbits♥, I feels better now)
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Why couldn't it be a Turkish prison like in Midnight Express??
http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Midnight_Express/midnight_e...
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Miss Priss: Keep your chin up! And cuss at Tom! His ego will shield him.
**couldn't be bothered!!**
iHeartHaters: thanks for the heads up but he'll always be Tom to me. And Tom sucks.
Or can we name him after ex's? Matt, Jim, ect.. let's get a Susy in there!
**couldn't be bothered!!**
New post please, MK! I'm drowning in Massengill!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
WHY do we care again?
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Sit yo ass down!
Damn, he is so fuckin' ugly.
HAHAHAHA IM GOING CRAZY TODAY
KANYE BE THE VOICE OF THIS GENERATION AND TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY BILLS I AM BROKE AS HELL
AHAHAHAHAHHAAH
*ROCKING BACK AND FORTH*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
IT'S OFFICIAL! TODAY IS DOUCHE DAY ON DLISTED!
GWAD ENGLAND, JUST SEND HIM TO WINO'S!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
DOES HE WAX HIS HAIRLINE?
Just think about the beating his poor MACBOOK AIR is gonna get....
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Uh...how egomaniacal and/or retarded do you have to be to constantly proclaim that you are the biggest superstar in history, then turn around and get pissed because people are paying attention to you?
I am so fucking over this douchebag. I haven't even heard any of his music in ages. He still does make music, right? It seems to me he just complains 24/7. Boo hoo, your life is so hard, isn't it? Ugh.