Kanye West Arrested (And Released)
This is my second Kanye West post of the day and it's not even noon times here. IT'S KANYE WEST FRIDAY!!! TYPE IN ALL CAPS ALL DAY AND RUN AROUND YOUR OFFICE SCREAMING THAT YOU'RE THE VOICE OF YOUR GENERATION!!!!1!!!! SQUID BRAINS!
So, yeah, the most humble human being on this planet was busted by the cops at his hotel in Gateshead, England early this morning so says TMZ. He was arrested for allegedly getting into some kind of violent situation with a pap outside of the Tup Tup club in Newcastle.
This isn't Kanye's first day at the pap beating rodeo. He was arrested in September for getting all handsy with a pap. Charges were never filed.
The cops in England released Kanye after a short investigation this morning. They probably realized they had the voice of our generation in their custody. The voice of our generation can do no wrong. I'm sure the cops who arrested King Kanye will get life in prison for wasting his time like this.
HAPPY KANYE FRIDAY!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Cop *looking at KW's ID*:
"West, huh? Well I've got an arrest warrant here with your picture on it, guy by the name of Massengil, care to explain?"
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
ok, so I've been living with my head in a hole for awhile but HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE HIS NAME? "Kenny?" "Kennay?" "Kaynaye?" Blar!
I'm going to call him Tom.
TOM SUCKS!!
**couldn't be bothered!!**
I HEAR VOICES ALL THE TIME I JUST HAD NO IDEA IT WAS KANYE GIVING ME MESSAGES FROM MY GENERATION FRIENDS! I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS CRACKIN IT OUT TOO HARD IN MY SPARE TIME.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Words cannot express how much I loathe this douche.
Wasn't there another, more hideous picture of THE VOICE on this post first? Or am I starting to hallucinate from Kanye West Friday?
EFF THIS SELF-IMPORTANT HOSEBAG, I WANT COMMINGBACK!!!! ALL-CAPS JIM AIN'T TOO SHABBY EITHER:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
WHERE DA OTHA PITCHER GO!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
FUCK!!!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
And his fights with the paps go something like this: TAKE MY PICTURE, NOW! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE VOICE OF MY GENERATION? I'M KANYE MUTHERFUCKIN' WEST, GOOGLE THAT BITCH!
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I was just sitting here minding my own business...
GET THAT CATERPILLER OFF YOU FACE!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
CLOSE YOUR MOUF!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!