Friday, November 14th 2008
Morning Wood
NeNe used to be a stripper?!!? Mah Boo is clutching his pearls! - Pretty on the Outside
Good thinking. The Obama girls will probably not be on "Hannah Montana" - Celebitchy
More chipmunks on TV! Hilary Duff got her own show - I'm Not Obsessed
Jessica Biel, stick to what you're good at, like tipping off the paparazzi - ICYDK
Thankfully, I don't watch "How I Met Your Mother" - Mollygood
Kate Moss and Count Von Count will be making some sort of announcement soon - Holy Moly!
Pumkin is not engaged! You'll have to return the Valtrex prescription you got her for a wedding gift - Vh1 Blog
Sasha Fierce doesn't do interviews, but Beyonce does. This is confusing - A Socialite's Life
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So I was doing a bit of Real Housewives research and Kim's Big Papa is speculated to being Lee Najjar whose "son", Jared Najjar is friends with Brody Jenner. I went to Jared's ArchAngel myspace somehow and guess whose in his top friends?...
Dallas Austin.
haha
Lee doesn't want to be on TV because he is still married. Kim needs to fix that broke down wig and get herself a man that'll stay.
My understanding is that Kim also use to be a stripper which, is where she met Big "earthworm" Poppa. Lord Jesus, these women make me tierd!
Good Morning Clarisse. Glad someone shares my hatred for fug ass Biel. =)
I am not sure if reading too many Lainey articles had this effect on me, but I dislike her something fierce too.
B*tch can't act and has such an awful face. Truly the embodiment of buttaface if I ever seen one.
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Beyonce has split personality disorder and Oprah just laughs and laughs...
Ok, Hilary kinda pisses me off cuz when she lost all that weight she kept saying that "o - I just lost my baby fat. It was nothing really"...and I KNEW she was lying then as time goes by it becomes more and more obvious just how much she had to work for that....I mean - if you're gonna lie about it - at least lie well.
check out these ripples now....her right thigh caught the light just right...
http://www.imnotobsessed.com/photogallery?nid=52294&fid=15697
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NeNe use to show her NoNo professionally? Escalando!
Submitted by KD on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:15pm.
HAHAHA
don't feel bad, I almost burned the house down when the oven mitt fell in an on pan full of bacon grease.
RETARD TIMES FOR ALL SOCK SLOTS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
When did ugly become the new beautiful? It seems like the harder it is to look at the celebrity the more popular it is.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ok. so this is a little off-topic but how come nobody told me Jessica Simpson was on the cover of Cosmo??? She looks so cute. She looks like the nerdy, loser girl who got invited to sit at the cool table and you just know she's gonna fuck it up something fierce.
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CtH: My parents used to have a toaster oven and a few years ago, I was toasting some waffles and I looked in there from across the room and was like "wow, it sure is bright in there!" yeah, because there were flames. When I realized that I completely froze in the middle of the kitchen and yelled "MA, FIRE! FIRE!" She came running with her mascara in hand and put it out with the fire extinguiser all while I stood there like a retard.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:10pm.
Don't nuke the tinfoil, CtH!!:P
xoxoxoxo
I didn't! surprisingly. yeah, it's freaky shit!
get out of my kitchen you loon!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Don't nuke the tinfoil, CtH!!:P
Next time I microwave a twisty-tie by accident I will think of CB:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
commingback is in my microwave!!!
I just went to heat up my leftovers for lunch and it's going
ZONK ZONK
and flashing blue.
is this bad?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I don't understand why "How I Met Your Mother" is jumping the shark with all these pointless guess stars. The show is funny without this type of stunt.
Sasha Fierce doesn't do interviews, but Beyonce does. This is confusing - WORD!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:29am.
Oh shit. If Kate Moss announces she's getting married, all of those kittens, 3-legged hedgehogs, mice, and other critters that live with Doherty better get ready to go on a hell of a bender.
I know!
maybe she's knocked up, that's even worse.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Someone PLEASE make Beyonce go away! I'd even gie up my last box of Ho-Hos if someone would do it!
Submitted by Miss Priss on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:52am.
Jeffro I just realized something...Hanna Montanananan (HM)
Highschool Musical (HM) HM.HM. We're Doomed.
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A buddy of mine has 2 daughters who LOVE HM, he about broke the bank taking them to a show. Of course now he's friggin MORTIFIED to see how she's turning out.
Monster trucks, Transformers, race cars, and airplanes...I LOVE MY SON!
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Snowy!
It's Colin Farrell. I watched "In Bruges" again last night! Fuckin funny movie!
Jeffro,
Right! The worst i had to put up with from my nephew was his Eminem phase.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Good Morning Clarisse. Glad someone shares my hatred for fug ass Biel. =)
Jeffro I just realized something...Hanna Montanananan (HM)
Highschool Musical (HM) HM.HM. We're Doomed.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Who still finds Beyonce relevant? (chirp chirp) Anyone? (chirp chirp) Okay then.
I am probably going against the norm, but I do not like Lisa AT ALL. She's so passive agressive and she mos def told Kim about NeNe's song. I cant stand her reaction to her husband talking about going to the Raiders. Bitch, show your man some respect considering your bankrupt ass would be nothing without him. Kim and Sheree are still the worst, but her eggplant parm head is nauseating.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
How pretentious does someone have to be to say "expect an announcement in the next few weeks"?!? Kate Moss needs to get over herself-everyone else has.
Jessica Biel-I don't like her, but I'd still rather listen to her sing over Shitters any day of the week.
As for Miley Cyrus, I loathe her with every fiber of my being. I actually think I dislike her (and her redneck stage daddy) more than Shitters. And that's saying something.
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I think Beyawnce has multiple personality disorder.
Sasha Fierce should have hooked up with Kanye. Their massive egos would explode, ridding us of both of them.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Clarissey: who is today's avie?
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:34am.
Jeffro11,
Miley is a Disney prostitot. She's do HM until rehab.
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Oh cool, then this should be the last season.
(I'm so thankful I have a son and don't have to endure that HM shit.)
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
she is gorgeous, she has so many fans at ^*^*SUGARBabymeET.co m^*^*which is a dating site for all men and women........
Jeffro11,
Miley is a Disney prostitot. She's do HM until rehab.
Miss Priss,
ITA! Blech.
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My arse let's go! They're filmin' midgets Ken!
Jessica Biel needs to stick to eating douche dick.
Holy fucking shit! Kate Moss is looking not a day over 55!
Sascha the fierce's tuck game is pretty good.
who is this Ne-ne ugly person?
Kat moss is such a fucking mess.
Biel sucks, and no one would give a shit about her if she wasn;t with Timberlake.
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I believe in miracles- where you from, you sexy thing?
-Hot Chocolate
Oh shit. If Kate Moss announces she's getting married, all of those kittens, 3-legged hedgehogs, mice, and other critters that live with Doherty better get ready to go on a hell of a bender.
Naw, that's just how they roll in Atlanta.
Eh@Biel singing.
Sasha needs to Sashay the fuck away...I hate her just as much as her Beyonce personality.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Re Kate Moss, as a general rule, if you're breaking up and getting back together all the time, it's not a good idea to try to fix your problems by committing to marriage.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Biel...not thrilled about the singing, but the guy directing the video is a genius, focus on her mouth making her O face.
Isn't Miley a little to slutty...er...old, to still be doing HM?
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"That movie has warped my fragile little mind!"
Jessica Biel sings now?!
WHY??
God I dislike her much
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD