Guess The Ho? | Dlisted

It's Friday and I'm feeling nostalgic, so I brought back a feature from the past for today: Guess the Ho? This shit might be easy, I'm not sure. Same rules as always. Guess in the comments below and I'll announce the bitch who got it right first at around 5pm my time (EST).

UPDATE:Congrats to C for being the first bitch to get it right and the first bitch to guess at all. Yeah, it was easy. After the jump is the answer JUMP!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Guess the Ho?

Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 11:13am.

Condi: I concur.

Get rid of the facial wisps, get him a thorough dental cleaning and he's good to go.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 2:37am.

Whoa, those face pubes have got to go. He looks terrible. Why do men with horrible wispy facial hair insist on growing it out? It looks like crap and is not alluring.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sat, 11/15/2008 - 12:09am.

Dude needs to floss.

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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK

Amen to that!

Submitted by Alex222 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:37pm.

I knew it was James Franco. I'd love to do while Jamie poo smokes some pineapple express.

Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:30pm.

Mah Babaaaaaaay! James Franco!!!! I KNEW it was him!!!! I'd phuck him silly!

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Submitted by kbug on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:08pm.

I recognized the butter teef. Definitely Franco.

Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:20pm.

well I knew they weren't British....

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Submitted by yves. on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:20pm.

MAH BOO James Franco. that beautiful smile graces me with it's presence every time I look at my desktop! I could have guessed it with my eyes closed.

Submitted by C on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 10:10pm.

thanks MK!

Submitted by platypus on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:41pm.

just nostalgia-ed so hard
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love

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Submitted by RicardoMontalba... on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 8:15pm.

i knew it was james franco from the shitstache he always wears. What a shame, he should go cleanfaced to look more Brando

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:42pm.

Lourdes Ritchie!

Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:41pm.

Well, it's not the most flattering pic of JF, I'll say that!
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Submitted by cadebra1961 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:39pm.

James Franco...hmm...maybe not: http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/franco.jpg

Orlando Bloom....possibly: http://www.williamsclass.com/WebPage/Wood/Images/Jpeg/OrlandoBloom.jpg

or Ethan Hawke... http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/00608/eng_ethan_teaserGBS_608255g.... ....ding, ding, ding, I think we have a winner!!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:32pm.

Let see...chipmunk teefs, light mo...it's gotta be Miley.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:27pm.

Franco

*swooning*

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by Skirtlifter on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:27pm.

this is totally James Franco!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:26pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:49pm.
Adam Sandler's daughter?

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Oh Wont You Come On Over, Stop Making A Fool Out Of Me, Oh Why Don't You Come On Over, Valerie.

Submitted by Millie1 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:23pm.

Uma's greasy ex - Ethan Hawk??

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:19pm.

Adam Sandler's daughter?

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Submitted by gwensilverdragon on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:18pm.

Yeah, definitely James Franco

Submitted by RJII on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:16pm.

Franco

Submitted by Moose Knuckle i... on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:15pm.

James Franco.

Submitted by GoddessWenDIVA on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:15pm.

Josh Harnett?

Submitted by sadiefoxx on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:11pm.

Ethan Hawke.....duh. Just met him recently in Central Park. Giant douchebag and looks like a complete methhead

Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:12pm.

/cough/ Okay, it's after 5pm.

If I can't be the bitch who gets it right...then I can be a bitch. Right?

Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 6:00pm.

TEH FRANCO!
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Submitted by JetWashington on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:59pm.

Pregnant dude?

Submitted by rukiddingme on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:56pm.

It's gotta be Ethan Hawke.

Submitted by mzaq123 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:53pm.

Johnny Depp

Submitted by mstacie17 on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:52pm.

Justin "Don't Take My Picture" Timberlake

Submitted by That.Girl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:47pm.

Obviously, James Franco.

Submitted by Paralegalinator on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:44pm.

I think it looks like Will Friedle, the older brother from "Boy Meets World."- that's my official guess.

But I wouldn't be shocked if it were James Franco.

Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:43pm.

K-Fed or James Franco? MK, WTF is up with K-Fed these days anyway? There's like nothing going on with him sides being the parent in custody of Brit's brats!

Your face!

Submitted by hungry_girl on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 5:42pm.

ummmm...

Marky Mark???? :D

or orlando bloom.