Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian



Congrats winners!
Congratulations to all winners, esp my dude, DUDE! :)
JABIFFDUDEXOXOXO
Congrats winners!! :D
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Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone.
OMG! That's terrible. I can't believe it.
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ooooooo these were hilarious! good job WTFOMGLOL & DUDE
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"I don't like people, but I certainly love individuals" - Kdracofan
OMG! thank you so much!!!! :)) finally a bride LOL
"I am so stupid" - Peter Griffin
Congratulations to all!!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
LOL WTFOMGLOL! Congratulations DUDE and TSS. Oh and Kanye would approve of you all CAPS spelling of your names. :P
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
A trio of first place winners!
Loved em' all because it's a Chico's kind of Monday.
Congrats winners, funnay stuff.
Congrats to the winners♥. These posts were a riot to read through. Keep up the funny!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Moby Lick
Hey, I think I found jimmy Hoffa!
Ricki Lake was right, water births ARE a beautiful thing.
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center? 1...2...3...Ewwwww!
Slogan: "Goodyear tires ... In your darkest hour, they will even stay afloat"
Janny.
Rose to Jack: "Jack, Jack ...Titanic is sinking ... Hold on, we are going under"
Janny
Next time, we use the air pump!
Whale calling... you're doing it wrong!
Coming soon . . . Tommy Boy in Mission Impossible IV. His most death defying challenge yet: VADGE.
When playing truth or dare with this group always always choose TRUTH!!!!!!
Finger licking good!!!!
What? Ronny needed a profile photo for his newfangled Facebutt page.
I think it is fully inflated, you can ride it now.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Cloris was robbed!
Forget helicopter moms, its the age of bubble moms now - don't let the kids out of the womb until they reach 18
perez hilton was checking Fallen Scarlet's butt whether she lost her no-no part after that "tragic" incident
THE WEIGHT IS A GIFT
Volunteers desperately try to reinflate the Rojo Caliente Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon as it falls into the East River.
Hoodoo, I done tol' joo there ain't no potater up there! If yer hungry fix yerself some dinner! Where you bin gettin these crazy ideers, anyways? You bin trollin that inter-web again?
LMFAO Nits! Yes, big heads make the birthing hips look mighty small in comparison. Gotta love those big brains.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/16/2008 - 12:23am.
Not a caption: Fucking hell, his hand is almost as big as his head!
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Hence, the reason I married a man with a big head. When looking down, you'll always have small hips.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Not a caption: Fucking hell, his hand is almost as big as his head!
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
The end result of 'motorboating' while dyslexic...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Sometimes a man needs to learn that momma doesn't need to be by his side for EVERY special moment...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
She calls it sexy, he calls it death by drowning.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Thats not an oxygen tank, its a tank
PEOPLE MAGAZINE COVER 5 YEARS FROM NOW:
"EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS!
Samantha & Lindsay's Water Birth"
Simon Cowell takes proving his heterosexuality to a whole new level.
SamRo and HoHan in 10 years.
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"I'd rather die than hate!"--Bart Simpson, The Simpsons Halloween special
Crack whore.
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"I'd rather die than hate!"--Bart Simpson, The Simpsons Halloween special
Duane Reade flu caps make you do some crazy shite.
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"I'd rather die than hate!"--Bart Simpson, The Simpsons Halloween special
"I see the head... I see the head!!! PUUUUSH!!!"
Can you hear me now?
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Now that's a motor-DON'T!
What will you do for a Klondike Bar?
Have y'all seen Lindsay Lohan...she was up here just a minute ago.
its bruce bitches...
Big Poppa will go to any lengths not to be seen..
"Concentrate harder, Fishy! No one wants to see your gills!"--MK
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Imagine someone puts a chemical compound in your mouth and then videotapes your discomfort.----jimmyxxx
Shamu the killer whale shows off her latest stupid human trick....look ma no hands....she's such a show off
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)
Tharrrrrrrrrrrrr she bloooooooooooooowwwwwwssssss
I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I(^_*)(winks)
The only time anyone ever believed Bill Clinton when he said, " I didn't inhale."