Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Position #276 : The Slippery Hippo.
"I CAN SEE FOREVER!!!"
Llazlo
Yup, definately! That tuna smell is coming from here! I wondered why I couldn't find any fish in the water.
Hey Aunt Sister, I found the wet spot without flour!
Doing it in the pool makes it twice as hard to find the wet spot.
"Real Houswifes of Alabama" this fall on Bravo.
Bobbing for road apples
Giving a killer whale raspberries?? Definitely a Darwin Awards contestant in the making!
Luann couldn't imagine why her husband started taking water aerobics.
No matter how many times he went to rehab, Jeff Conway could not stay away from the crack.
I think I see Jimmy Hoffa.
Peek a Boo I see Poo
Dr. 90210 blows up the double Z Housewives Ass to match here ginormous Chi Chi's.
Blow blow blow yo ho gently down the stream
Merely merely merely merely life ain't but a wet dream
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Hello, anybody in there?
You can see the reflection of the entire neighborhood on her ass.
"Thanks Brian" indeed. *Vomits*
Everyone called Pheobe a slut but she said:
"I ain't no slut. I'm a business woman."
Coming Soon: "Lyndsay and Ali: The tragic Seaworld Years."
The gene pool needs a shitload more chlorine.
SamRo showcasing her amazing vacuum sucking skills on Shamu and the high sounding clicks and whistles of pleasure attracts other gayelle whales from miles around...
The Gorton's Fisherman meets Mrs. Paul.
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Imagine someone puts a chemical compound in your mouth and then videotapes your discomfort.----jimmyxxx
Last one in is a rotten egg.
If you think her sh*tting is impressive, you should see who she spat up!
Oh Snap, Angel_i!! LMAO!! Hope you're not flying anytime soon! Nikki's gonna be all over that ass after that comment..
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Hussein in the membrane.. Crazy Hussein, got no brain! Hussein in da membrane..
BRRRrrrrrring!
"Hi, Zac? It's Niki. Me and my friends are just hanging out by the pool and we were wondering if you wanted to come join us:)"
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Those PETA people will stop at nothing to protect the sperm-filled whale.
Jimmy knew he shouldn't have lied to his girlfriend about being a marine biologist. But who knew he would be called on it in an emergency?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
OMG that is really fucking Gross! You can see that guy kind of squinting his eyes hoping this was over or not even happening! And my god, she is totally floating in high waters!! *stares*
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Hussein in the membrane.. Crazy Hussein, got no brain! Hussein in da membrane..
Michael realized saftey glasses didn't offer enough protection for viewing a fire-crotch. You have to do it under water.
Outtake shots of Kate Winslet from "Titanic"
Birth of a Greasy Bear
I thought whales blow hole were located on their backs.
ohmygod - that Beluga comment just made me throw up in my mouth.
'Scusting!
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Wyle E Coyote
'...she said I walked like a girl. Well, FUCK HER. If she could only see me now! I don't walk like a girl anymore, I walk like a woman!', MK.
Cue music from "Jaws"...
If you push your face down deep enough, ask an important question, and shake her ass real hard, her butthole will reveal the future.
{This message was brought to you my the letters: STFU}
Beluuuuuuga!
So this is what waterboarding looks like...no wonder it makes them give in and start confessing.
When the Moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars...
After failing at using conventional CPR techniques, Bertha and Gertrude tried a more controversial method...
Michael Phelps was a water birth. Go figure.
They told him you can't give a blow job to a girl, but he didn't believe them. When she started inflating and he couldn't breathe any longer, it was time for someone to intervene.
WHERE the FUCK does Michael find these pictures?
LoL
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Determined to clean up their images, Nikki Blonsky and Beth Ditto volunteer at the local YMCA.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
David Duchovny has finally sunk to rock bottom
I took my money out of the bank and stashed it in here
He looks like he's having a whale of a good time.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Pin the tail on the donkey!
I see where Melville got his inspiration to write, "Moby Dick."
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
People always said the trainers and whales at sea world were "too" close, but now that the whale gave birth to the trainers baby we now have proof