Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Well, the pool wasn't heated and his eyes got cold.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
And Angelina didn't wait too long for baby number...what 25?
The new way to motorboat.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Yum, tastes like jerky.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
This isn't what I meant when I said let's go fishing.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Next time Tommy plays, he'll pick truth instead of dare.
The guy from Free Willy found some new friends.
Poor David dearly learned a lesson the hard way: when ordering clearance sex dolls you get what you pay for.
Deadliest Snatch
Jacque CousteNO
I can see Alaska..
Bet these 3 saw the picture of Big bird, giving Elmo a blow job!!
Taint her ass hole, taint her pussy!!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
That whale gave me crabs!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
PUSSY is PUSSY, bitches!!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Introducing Seaworld sensations 2: the big bounty.
What you don't see in this picture is the BIG strap on dildo the fat bitch in the back has on.
Clearly he had to learn how to blow bubbles sometime!
My husband went on a fishing trip ```` and THIS is what he caught.
CoCo must be jealous!!
awww shit! someone call 911 a killer whale is on the loose!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of~~ this BIG fat ASS??
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Although George fancied himself a marine biologist,
he couldn't save that whale with mouth-to-mouth.
Inspiration for the 5 dollar foot long jingle.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I know it's heinous Michael, but if you say the word 'uncool' into there it shall disappear forever. It's the only way.
Johnny Henry of Laurel, Mississippi, was handing out pool towels at the Holiday Inn Express when he had an inspired vision: a vibrating toilet seat.
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
Johnny's innocent game of Marco Polo just took a turn for the worse...
ahenz
ahenz
There were problems from the outset with the new Heart video when it was revealed the other sister had gained weight too.
I see Paris, I see France or maybe my head is stuck in your big fat ass.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
SUCK ON MY ASSHOLE! BITCH!
"THATS HOT, THANKS BITCH!!!!!!!!!"
- Me
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:37pm.
2C---I <3 U long time, but that Ron Jeremy/Ooompa Loompa avie is messing with my VA meds. ;-)
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Everyone's a critic. Dis better?
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Thanks!
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Gross. But very, very funny. You evil genius, you.
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2C---I <3 U long time, but that Ron Jeremy/Ooompa Loompa avie is messing with my VA meds. ;-)
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Goggle me, you dumb fuck!
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Submitted by yo momma on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 11:29pm.
Gross. But very, very funny. You evil genius, you.
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2C---I <3 U long time, but that Ron Jeremy/Ooompa Loompa avie is messing with my VA meds. ;-)
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Where John Travolta gets his hair - from Kirstie Alley's meat curtains.
The Kardashians put in a swimming pool!!!!!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I don't think you're snorkeling the right way.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Doctor: "Let me guess? You were vacuuming your curtains on a ladder when all of a sudden..."
the DUDE! abides...
The only whales at Sea World that smell of mackerel at both ends.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Brook Hogan is really glad that brother Nick is out of jail.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Poor Shamu never recovered from the perverted molestation inflicted upon him by his sick trainers.
"Whore-ca" the lifesize pool float, being blown up at the balloon knot.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
When Clancy was invited to join the Irish Travelers he didn't realize how far he'd have to go.
Lane Bryant does bachelorette parties now.
Wrong blowhole.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I told Kristie Alley, "nothing ventured, nothing 'gained' because you can't have it both weights."
( Theme from "Jaws" playing) Watch out for the big girls, watch out for the big girls, watch out for the big girls!
Timmy didn't know the whale watching expedition was going to be so 'hands on'.