Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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As a young boy, I was sold into the whaling industry.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
The first woman to successfully be pregnant in her ass gave birth a full term baby in a water birth yesterday.
threesomes ain't what they used to be!!!!
I think he over-inflated that one.
The first legal assisted suicide!
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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!
Kim Kardashian and her sister are at it again this time almost killing this poor man with her ever growing ass!
help, i cun't swim!
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 9:59pm.
Jiggy, you're awesome. 'nuff said. xoxo
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
I got a fever. And the only cure is more cowbell.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
Osama was constantly late to his Improvised Explosive Device class, and the results showed at his final exam.
The Dragon Tails twins took one look at Mommy and Daddy and said "We're going back in".
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
CP aRse
They told me we were going out to eat seafood! Bitches!
I'll never let go Jack.
I'll never let go!
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
"Marco ... OH NO! "
Observe the hillbilly in its native habitat.
Tommy-Girl proudly shows the Xenu pool party that the Blow-up Katie is just as fun as the Robot Katie.
Helium balloon voice - the hard way.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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And I'm just reminding you that I'm hopped up on meds, so everything is fucking entertaining to me at this point.--MK
Amen to that!
In a desperate attempt to save the great mammal's life, Frank tried to remove the obstruction from the whale’s blowhole. Tragically, he picked the wrong hole.
Captain Ahab is still looking for Moby Dick, but so far all he's found is a moldy vag.
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I have one terrible vice: I am unpardonably ambitious and egotistic.
-Dostoyevsky, in a letter to his brother Mikhail
The hazing rituals of the always popular XXL sorority...
THAR HE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will motorboat the shit out of that ass! They never taught swimming lessons like this at the YMCA!!!!
2 Heifers, 1 Ho.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Billy Bob was confused by the meaning of "blow-hole".
i thought he was stuck in a dolphin!
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"Thanks Brian"
Lip-o-suction for po' white trash
yawn
Just another Tuesday afternoon at The BitchHoeWhore's.
Kirstie Alley's Sex Education
Aww, the pygmy hippo grew up so fast. Not even Jeff Corwin can control her now.
I think some people took Tyra's "Kiss my fat ass" exclamation a bit too literally.
"Sir! We're headed right for a gaping black hole! Dive!"
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If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be. (Jan)
Headlines read:
Cannibal Mormons at the Disney Resort -
Man bites chunk off one wife's shoulder, attempts to suck uterus out of the other.
Weight Watchers changes its name to Womb Watchers in hopes of attracting more male clients.
"Honey, I don't think that's your floatation device"
-DOOLminded-
Free Willy 4: Attack of the Killer Asshole
Come all ye young fellows that follow the sea,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
And pray pay attention and listen to me,
Give me some time to blow the man down.
I'm a deep water sailor just in from Hong Kong,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
if you'll give me some grog, I'll sing you a song,
Give me some time to blow the man down.
'Twas on a Black Baller I first served my time,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
And on that Black Baller I wasted my prime,
Give me some time to blow the man down.
'Tis when a Black Baller's preparing for sea
to my way haye, blow the man down,
You'd split your sides laughing at the sights that you see.
Give me some time to blow the man down.
With the tinkers and tailors and soljers and all
to my way haye, blow the man down,
That ship for prime seaman on board a Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down.
'Tis when a Black Baller is clear of the land,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
Our Boatswain then gives us the word of command
Give me some time to blow the man down.
"Lay aft," is the cry,"to the break of the Poop!
to my way haye, blow the man down,
Or I'll help you along with the toe of my boot!"
Give me some time to blow the man down.
'Tis larboard and starboard on the deck you will sprawl,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
For "Kicking Jack" Williams commands the Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down.
Pay attention to order, now you one and all,
to my way haye, blow the man down,
For right there above you flies the Black Ball.
Give me some time to blow the man down.
(Barry Taylor
I like BIG BUTTS and I can not lie...
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay.
Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way, there's still alot of ground to cross inside the ass today!
Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within! Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win!
So many artifacts were deemed worthless, once the titantic surfaced.
Another shocking image of that young man's murder.
Even though the election is over, McCain supporters in Florida are still lining up the voting booths.
Whore-ca the killer vagina strikes again!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
No no no, it's FREE Willy, not EAT Willy.
Don't Worry! He doesn't fuck fat chicks, he just eats them out.
Orca: The killer whale with the man-eating vagina.
Just looking at that guy with his face buried in that..is making me a bit nauseous. I'm going to keep that pic on my fridge to keep me from raiding it in the middle of the night. I think I'll call it 'Dr. Atkins High Pube Schmeggie Diet'..