Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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Simon Cowell never liked Skinny Girls, so now that Terri Seymour is out of the way, he is free to pursue his true desires.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I've been in labor for 35 years!...That's how long it takes when you give birth out of your ass!
The popular Beverly Hills Plastic Surgeon, Dr. Robert Rey's, non-surgical "BRAZILIAN BUTT BLOW" not only enchances curves, but with a guaranteed smile on his patient's faces!
"PINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
=IP IHI II IL=
Pregnant Dude opts for a water birth this time.
"Butts eating Gilbert Grape?"
Unfortunately, Corky misunderstood the idea behind 'motorboating'.
Lezlo's "thighs of death" have claimed their next victim.
Alarmed by Gayken's misguided love for dick, the Claymates resort to desperate measures...
I'm no biologist but I'm pretty sure this is NOT the way to revive Orcas.
SamRo has heard the rumors and shows she is willing to try *anything* to keep HoHan happy.
*trixiewrites*
The pool boy had no idea what was about to happen when Cheryl Burke and Lacy Schwimmer invited him in for a swim.
The Biggest Loser adds water aerobics to its grueling exercise regiment. Go Team Black!
Jimmy swore that he could find anything... unfortunately, he was unaware that Norma had eaten her G-spot years ago.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
mom? dad? aunt maude?
Tommy Girl plays Jack Dawson to Kate Winslet's Rose in the Scientology production of "Thetanic"
David Blaine's newest stunt...
The motorboat whale stroke!!!!
Your face!
It wasn't quite what he was expecting when he ordered a double whopper...with cheese
Michael Phelps demonstrates the reverse motorboat and double orca stroke
The only way to get Kirstie Allie up in the morning is to promise her a salad toss with extra Ranch dressing.
That guy is about to Free his Willy.
Black being a slimming color, Tommy Girl accidentally walks into that which he fears most - the pink Thetan of No-no.
This is what I call a "Whale" of a time!
So thats how they train Shamu.
Not quite what Joe expected during the 'Riding Shamu' training during orientation at Sea World.
her glossy ass LOL. If you look real hard, you can see the reflection of the photographer. (it kind of looks like Jesus :)
that's some wide lens she must be using.
Damn...I'm starting to find her glossy ass quite mesmerizing.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
you'll spoil your supper.
Why do they call it Hershey Squirts if it doesn't taste like chocolate?
Today on MythBusters - Can a queef give you enough oxygen to survive underwater?
I didn't know Ricki Lake was having another baby! She could definitely use this footage for her next documentary.
Pierce Brosnan returns to the silver screen as 007, along with his real-wife Keeley Shays as Kris P. Kreme, in "Browneye: On Her Majesty's Secret, Secret Service".
HoodooOp.. OMG
ROFL
"There's always more. That's what more means."
i don't think thats the end you use to blow up a blow up doll...
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Ted Haggard found the gates to heaven to be a bit tighter after his disgraceful downfall.
My previous post:
And boom! Just like that, Travolta grew all his hair back instantly.
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I guess that bitch in the pool is going to run Rogaine out of business.
No no no... will somebody get Tom out of the water.. I said FREE Willy.... not blow Willy..... FUCK!
Big Love.
aautepminer
this is what happened when Johnny lost a bet against those other Jackasses.
Captain Joseph Hazelwood motorboats his way to yet another disasterous oil spill.
Dont drink and muff dive, kiddies. Just .. don't.
I can't believe there's actually a line to go clam digging in the pool.
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"Don't fuck with me fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo."
that whole, "roll 'em in flour and find the wet spot" doesn't really apply here........
Submitted by Dlite on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:32pm.
The poor man's Coco.
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LOL!
AAHAAAAAO ooooooooooH!
Pray God you can cope.
I stand outside this woman's work,
This woman's world.
Ooh, it's hard on the man,
Now his part is over.
Now starts the craft of the father.
Relive the moments!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm901CXujEg
But the vid is sad. If you're iffy today, you might not wanna watch it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Free Willy!
HoodooOp, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
"Fat women are a lot like seashells, except if you press your ear to their thighs, you can smell the sea."
It may have taken Dwayne 6 hours to blow up this pool float, but he is convinced that it will only take him 3 minutes to deflate her.
What do you mean, "You're all the way in?", I still don't feel anything.
Submitted by beckhams chest wax on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 4:23pm.
Take her to sea, Ms. Murdoch. Let's stretch her legs.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Thanks beckams chest wax, now that's a winner!
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The Bible never specified which end of the whale Jonah got swallowed by.