Monday, November 17th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
..the last thing Anderson Cooper recalls before waking up gray .. and gay. - WTFOMGLOL
Runners-up:
I CAN hear the ocean! - DUDE
"Come on Mamma...Quit playin... Tell me where you hid my eight gold medals!" - TSS
Thanks Brian
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she does talk out of her ass
but this isn't how you give her mouth to mouth
Finding Nemo
The poor man's Coco.
The newest form of water torture.
Marco
Blow hole
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Can you resuscitate a whale by blowing into it's blow hole? Let's find out.
Carl overinflated his blow up doll, way beyond the recommended 35 psi.
Mouth to mouth resuscitation - you're doing it wrong!
Take her to sea, Ms. Murdoch. Let's stretch her legs.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...eww.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
No, that is NOT the periscope!!
Could someone please tell Bubba that he's doing the whole lesbian artificial insemination thing wrong?
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Ha! HoodooOperator FTW!!!
Product Testing Feedback Form:
1. Move inflating stem from crotch to head.
2. Add a cup holder
3. Remove fish smell
So that's what a Scientologist Baptism looks like?
After many unsuccessful attempts, Kirstie was able to finally get her thighs apart unfortunately no one was ready for the suction it caused.
Fat women are a lot like seashells, except if you press your ear to their thighs, you can smell the sea.
Upon seeing the creature in the pool, Michael went in search of the blow hole.
It's hard to tell if this [big love] motor boat is going to sink or swim...
They don't call him the "muff diver" for nothing. He takes his work seriously.
Just A Small Town Girl.
Try and Try as he may, Clay Aiken, just couldn't do it.. he was later seen turkey baster shopping.
No no! I wanted SWIMMING lessons, not RIMMING lessons!
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Nobody ever called Pablo Picasso an asshole...
Even after all these years the love between Samantha and Lindsay is still going strong.
Have you heard of tiny Michael Mae,
Who ate a monstrous whale?
He thought He could,
He said He would,
So He started in right at the tail.
And everyone said,"You're much too small,"
But that didn't bother Michael at all,
He took little bites and He chewed very slow,
Just like a little boy should...
...and eighty-nine years later he ate that whale
Because he said he would!!!
Ok, so the first rule when you're learning how to swim is to hold blow OUT when your head's under water...in order to see that you're doing it right, we have developed this little technique here...so, I'll just call my associate...: Hey Joanie! Get your butt over here!..Joanie specializes in breathing but I'm all about the strokes.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
WET PORK
Lifetime Television is proud to present "I Gave Birth to a 20 Year-Old Baby" starring Sarah Ferguson, David Schwimmer, and Nia Vardalos as the midwife.
Ok now, you can stop blowing up the raft, it's about to pop, and I have a feeling there's more than just hot air in there.
I've blowin it up as much as I can, I really don't want to see this thing explode.
And thats the bottom line......
this is what happens to the men that try to sneak in to the Wyoming wymin only moon-festival celebration
Inhale Baby Whale!
"I know just-what you are!
Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer
You're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, Oh you're a womanizer, baby"
"Marco" "Polo"
"Marco" "Polo"
"Marco" "Polo"
"MMMFMM" "Oooh, that tickles"
Some girls get all the luck...floated around the pool by her best bud,
while getting a little felatio by the lifeguard.
Geez, the last time I went to the pool, all I got was a bad sunburn and a migraine from tots fighting over their water guns.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
I love when Nitty shows her Vegas pictures.
You went to the wrong pool mister!
Those guys that touch up the models at Victoria Secret's pool parties really have a great job, huh!
Look out Jennifer Aniston, Mayer has found another way to make his photos worth more than $200.
Just because Auburn, NE isn't close to the ocean, doesn't mean they can't have a Shamu PowerHour Show.
I don't know what she told you, but she is not a big boned mermaid with a pot of gold up her no no hole.
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Submitted by thebassplayersd... on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:53pm.
Motorboat motorboat go real slow.....
motorboat motorboat go real fast......
motorboat motorboat STEP ON THE GAS!!!!
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O you are SO busted!
You play that at home with your gf, don't you?
lol ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
Ice Baby Hands
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 3:11pm.
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You liarmouth! You know this was Rodrigos last day of work! He drew the line at clitterboating!
I have no words except to say...
I need to go on a diet right now!
And boom! Just like that, Travolta grew all his hair back instantly.
The water birth was all she had dreamed it would be, and more.
Motorboat motorboat go real slow.....
motorboat motorboat go real fast......
motorboat motorboat STEP ON THE GAS!!!!
Great taste. Less filling.
When is Jennifer Love Hewitt going to admit that she is not a size 2?
This is what you call a trailer park 'meet and greet'.
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is this the new torture technique at gitmo now? bush must be really desperate to find oBama ... er i mean oSama